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depsidase

Job hunting in the U.S. is so bleak right now. Every job board looks like:

"MAKE YOUR OWN PATH: Commission based marketing/sales position. Invest your own blood and start making money in 6 months! (stop reporting us as a scam)"

"JOIN ICE. TERRORIZE YOUR NEIGHBORS: $5k signing bonus for first constitutional violation!"

"Be a cop: please?"

"Job that fits most or all of your qualifications: Please submit your application with 700 other people. We will interview three of you. We will hire none of you because the position was filled a month ago and the position below it was phased out. We also sold your information."

vanity-complex

Other fun additions

"TRAIN YOUR REPLACEMENT NOW: Help improve AI! Kill the planet."

"We are hiring an engineer but using the wrong job title: Find out at the bottom of the description under 'Skills necessary.'"

"GRIND YOUR BONES TO DUST FOR AMAZON: You will be hired, but will you last three months?"

dogpuppy

charlizetheronsbush-official

i think cookie clicker guy should try estrogen

charlizetheronsbush-official

oh god don’t do this to me

turing-tested

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

indiecup--fordeactivation-deact

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

turing-tested

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

cassidy-peterson

You act like people knowing you’re in the Squirtle Squad is a bad thing?

turing-tested

yes that is exactly where these glasses are from. a perfectly respectable long standing anime and nothing more

dogpuppy

thedogeveryonehates

Did u see the video of mayor mamdani jumping in a pool with his full suit and his white button up is wet and a bit see through. Hhhh

Thats his mayoral swimsuit actually

here u go king

oh waow

theelectricdreamsofddx

It's fucked up that you can contract "good night" to "g'night" just fine but if you try to do the same for "good luck" it sounds like you're throating the person you're talking to tip-to-base