Not Superheropattyfatty (ok, I am)

DERSE DREAMERROGUE OF BREATHEats, sleeps, dreamsMAIL

[glowing-space]

IM LAUGHING

[xanny-bar]

WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS 

[nerdreamer]

[marcholasmoth]

it’s 2 in the morning and this is hilarious

[whenitcomesiwanttowailmail-blog]

Some dude: I am from France.

Me: Okay, cool, I don't know much about France. What do people usually like to do in France/some cool, unique things about France?

Some dude:

Some dude: ummm....we party...?

[devoutjunk]

Things Women In Literature Have Died From, Mallory Ortberg

[emolumentsclause-deactivated201]

tag yourself i’m “shawl insufficiency”

[astro-vee]

spinal degeneration as a result of pride for sure

[thebattyblacklolita]

The Unpleasantness

[dailyjojoba]

Dio's Father's Day ritual where he dances on his father's grave. This year: The Macarena.

@darny-darnvito :

here is dad

[wanderlust-and-stars]

[thishartominefeelz]

love these!

[pocketyato]

[vinegalore]

[meechonmars]

me

[roseroyalty-moving]

Do u ever not realize how starved for affection u are till someone hugs u a bit tighter than normal and you find that you really don’t want to let go

[thexfiles]

you know that depression thing where you still care about the things that you love and are passionate about but you don’t care in the same way that you used to and so all of your feelings toward x things are just sort of… hazy, foggy, and blurry and you know why you love the thinsg but you can’t bring yourself to love the things the way you want/use to love the things and it’s just really sad because you don’t want to feel this way towards the things because you really do love the things. you’re just. sad

i hate it

[fierzz]

[solarsquared]

DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[petalpetal]

its lavender  

[vinesforall]

James: Maybe we shouldn’t get too greedy. That’s when things fall apart.

Meowth: Don’t worry that pretty blue head o’ yours, I got a plan.

James: [offscreen, lowkey annoyed] It’s lavender.

[whenitcomesiwanttowailmail-blog]

Me: *puts Sam to bed*. Goodnight Sam

Sam: Baymax, Destroy.

Me:

Me: That is against his programing

Me: *walks away*

Sam:

Sam: *quietly*. Destroy

[moonkitty]

when its almost 4am but then lets see how far weve come come onto ur playlist

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

[owlgams]

The thirst continues