A Simple Jug of Milk

I am a perpetual screaming bird.

[everythingfox]

“Human tests are no match for cats (1 inch = 2.5cm).”

(Source)

[malamente1992]

[oppa-homeless-style]

[mean-and-gay]

[oppa-homeless-style]

[gunn1337-deactivated20181204]

Human communication truly is incredible.

[normal-guy-posts]

I’m sorry we couldn’t spare any pillows or blankets for you. You’re fine with sleeping on the couch, right?

[pointnclick]

sleeps on this naked and in the morning you have to pry me off with a spatula

[hardstoplucas1]

Teachers basically be telling you that you’re failing a test while you’re taking the test

[transarsonist]

honestly this guy is the best psychological thriller writer of this fuckin generation no joke this shit gives me anxiety and i aint even been in school in like 7 years

[energyprison]

Yall ever heard of being normal?

[sailorbrazil]

cant hear you im busy

[mapleburger]

My parents: if i had adhd and depression and found it hard to complete school work or hold a job I would simply stop being lazy

[yashas-strong-arms]

parents be like, rip to all the depressed people with adhd who fail to get things done and get more depressed as a result but im different

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

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[driflloon]

(shrek voice) they don’t even have dental..

[sapphicisa-deactivated20201114]

you didn’t have to specify i would have read this in shrek’s voice whether you wanted me to or not

[1701d]

The only reaction

[brattylikestoeat]

The “ I vaguely remember these from my childhood but also maybe I just imagined it” foods.

[mercifulangel]

this is missing the holy grail

[asmallmadhope]

know what’s wild? that the trope of like “my father always wanted a son so he treated me, his daughter, like a boy” is so popular and like lowkey loved, but if you ever saw a mother who talked about how much she wanted a daughter instead of a son, or if she treated her son like a girl, like??? people would think she’s awful and that poor boy??

damn wonder why that is 😒

[asmallmadhope]

i was high af when i wrote this but it’s still true

[kerryrenaissance]

The latter is literally the plot of some horror movies.

[starryweever-blog]

being socialized female is easily  recognized as abuse the moment it’s done to a male child

[zacharusjones]

I’m sweating this tea is so hot!!!

[itsaubreylmfao]

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too

[justthinkingaboutcatsagain]

which is why fat representation is so so important

[themushr000m]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[gryffon]

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

[darthgryffon]

my url is better than yours

[gryffon]

youre my shadow self and i need to kill you

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[aangmarble]

This guy doesn’t pull any punches

[complicatedmerary]

[lachenn]

Reblogging this version instead cause ppl think this is about trashing LOK.

And it ain’t. LOK was good despite all the bullshit nickelodeon kept pulling on the creators.

[themakeupbrush]

School shooting sweatshirts, straight jackets, and IVs for fashion. Being “edgy” and offensive doesn’t make you fashion-forward or ground-breaking. 

[themakeupbrush]

For the record, these were the shows I was referring to:

Bstroy S/S 2020

Sweatshirts from the deadliest school shootings with bullet holes in them

Gucci S/S 2020

Straightjackets which triggered a protest from one of the models

and Kimhékim S/S 2020

As someone who gets IV therapy weekly because I am sick and get harassed for it, this one personally upset me. 

TLDR: Don’t try to glamorize and monetize other people’s trauma for your own benefit. 

[runcibility]

It appears that just like Gritty...

… the Untitled Goose is now a leftist icon:

(graphic taken from https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1175492642773200897)

In celebration of our apparently new SJW ally, I give you some handy graphics:

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