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what detail about your blog can entitle someone who knows it to a veterans discount?

#ngl lizz two of those playlists got me through at least two full years of life

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

horrorfilmdyke

lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off

#I do this at work bc I am untouchable #and it’s a restaurant so fuckin sue me

graveyardmouth

there should be a hug button where you can tell your mutuals its going to be okay instead of liking their vent post and hoping they realize ur not agreeing that they should die

oswednesday

they should leave biden's dog who bites people and wanders the hall making strange noises, its a dog that comes with the job now

inksplit

mcswingin

waco

ur tellin me a strawberry pounded this cake

dreamlogic

yeah it has a fruit topping

#happy pride!

retrobr

I have no excuses and no regrets

heyimboredtalktome

classify ur handwriting as neat or untidy also do u write in cursive or block letters AND what color pen do u usually use?

#neat but only because in middle school I got so sick of the way my print looked I took letters I liked from classmates #and how they wrote them lmfao #my e’s t’s and r’s are very distinctive #pink pen!!!!

artemisiasea

As you age you just realize a lot of shit has absolutely nothing to do with you and it’s such a relief lol

huffylemon

get ready everyone

thealphapigeon

userparamore

just discovered spotify’s ‘daylist’ playlists and the names are so funny. pls reblog and put your daylist name in the tags !!!

#main character pink Pilates princess Tuesday night #*evening excuse me #these always crack me up

inthesensethat

schistcity

i come from the 8tracks generation where you weren't allowed to just dump three and a half twee indie folk/tswift records into a fanmix and call it done. on 8tracks you had 8+ handpicked songs in rigid chronological order and an accompanying mission statement and thesis defence detailing exactly why each one applied to your derek x stiles coffee shop au AND cover/track-list art hodgepodged from stolen pinterest/tumblr aesthetic photography, and all of this was done under constant threat of death because it was the DMCA wild west and the site was in a constant state of gradual collapse.