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she/her • bi • woc • 20 something• professional shit talker •

[probuccalfat]

beautiful women and their beautiful breasts. Thank God.

[hyunpic]

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

[fantasiees]

“You never reply to messages” I am just one person okay I am understaffed

[tongue-twists]

btw dating sucks as a concept.

[tongue-twists]

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

[tongue-twists]

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

[unethicallibrarising]

Thank God for black women

[shakespearesdaughters]

[tender-somethings]

Nicole Farhi

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[emesissy]

the princess needs to lay on the floor for two hours. the princess needs to writhe

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[kosmogrl]

[auntymurda]

I love reassurance and gentle reminders bc baby I am traumatized lmfao

[rainedravens]

"holy shit they finally confessed, what comes next--"

[thisuserhaspassed]

If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

[bruisedboys]

it’s so embarrassing to want romantic love for myself like ohhh you want someone to care about you? you want to be someone’s favourite person? their first pick?? fuck off

[violetallnight]

[Zendaya attending the London premiere for The Odyssey]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[mycatismyfriend]

@skulandcrossbones this might be the greatest tag on a reblog I’ve ever seen.