Where Art Thou Phalanges

At the end of the day... It's night.

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

[lo1c-deactivated20140706]

turnin up at the club like

[theculture]

[volcainist]

what the actual fuck

[fukbot-blog1]

Chaotic neutral

[dragondicks]

[boh-forse-mah]

[groupthinker]

reblog if you would let them keep their apartment, ignore if you would open your window and destroy the fruits of their labor

[officialinternet]

[cityofartists]

This is how I write my resume

[trapcard]

[psshaw]

[byrneing]

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[suffuse]

in case you haven’t noticed, im WEIRD. I’m a weirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont WANT to fit in.

have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? Thats weird.

[taquito]

this one single frame from spongebob is so haunting

[mataalturtle-deactivated2018090]

Take a fucking sip babes

[dogpuppy]

[justbadpuns]

I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy..

[iraffiruse]

[sangatsunolion-deactivated20171]

me at the end of the semester