wheres my jawn?! - Sherlock

Ships are CLOSED

[incorrectmystradequotes]

Molly: Why are you naked?

Sherlock: I- I don’t have any clothes.

Molly: Really? *opens his closet*

Molly: Yes you do.  You have shirts, pants, socks- Oh, hey John- shoes, jackets…

[darlingbenny]

- The Return of Sherlock Holmes

[the-7-percent-solution]

I think we can all agree that BBC Sherlock was better back when it was gayer

[sasananao3]

GoodNight Honey!

[wheresmyjawn]

john: kiss me

sherlock: ... kiss you?

john: yes, kiss me, didn't you hear me?

sherlock: i always hear 'kiss me' when you're speaking but it's usually subtext

[bidoctor]

Oscillation on the pavement, always means there’s a love affair.

[3bino3-deactivated20220101]

You haven’t changed at all. sherlock

[watsoniancanon]

As the weeks went by, my interest in him and my curiosity as to his aims in life, gradually deepened and increased. — A Study In Scarlet

[nessahero]

Aha… What can we deduce from this?

[love-in-mind-palace]

Crushing hard

[flowerholmes-deactivated239238]

[wheresmyjawn]

BLODDY HELL JOHN

[stuffyouwantedtosaybutneverdid1]

Watching TGG with my dad

Sherlock: (looks at Jim) Gay.

Dad: Well, you would know.

[notallthosewhowander]

I really want a crack fic where in ASiP, instead of telling John that he is “married to his work” Sherlock panics and invents himself a boyfriend, and then it’s just John being ragingly jealous of the imaginary boyfriend for like 10 chapters.

[notallthosewhowander]

Molly: “Oooh, if you want someone to pretend with you, I know this gay guy from IT!” 

roooooll credits!

[the-7-percent-solution]

Sherlock and Jim set up a fake relationship. Sherlock figures out his fake boyfriend is actually a criminal mastermind but can’t tell John he’s lied this whole time so he goes to extreme lengths to investigate Jim and still fool John. 

Jim, entering 221b’s kitchen with a bottle of white wine: “Oh, darling, is that a British browning L9A1 in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?”

Sherlock, plating the salmon and adjusting the firearm in his waistband: “Both!”

John, looking up from his chair: “What the fuck?”

[notallthosewhowander]

John would work his ass off so hard to prove that Jim is a piece of shit that he would solve the whole thing by himself without Sherlock’s help.

[moon--and--star]

I NEED

[ashleybear-hat]

“The BEST present ever!”

Kinda late, since it’s been 3 days since Christmas, but hey at least I draw one ^^;;; It’s been a while since I continued “Growing Up with Rosie”, so why not do a Holiday Special too?

I will post another one for New Year’s :’) hopefully

[darcylindbergh]

john getting up late in the morning and finding sherlock already at the table reading his emails in pyjamas and dressing gown, looking incongruously soft-edged and sharp-minded at once, kissing him good morning on the temple, sherlock tilting his mouth up even as he keeps reading his emails so john can kiss him proper on the lips. sherlock’s mouth tasting like honey on toast and milky tea and morning, john, in a way that sounds like, hullo, i’ve been waiting for you, quiet and pleased, still a tiny bit shy even after all this time, and john doesn’t mean to really but he keeps kissing sherlock, until sherlock’s abandoned the emails and turned in his chair to hold john close with two big hands on his waist, until they’re sort of kissing and sort of smiling and sort of whispering to each other all at once, teasing and giggling, sneaking in kiss after kiss after good morning kiss 

[qregrimaldis-deactivated2022111]

take my computer away from me

[buckybuckarooo]

John and Sherlock videochatting like

Sherlock : John you’re beautiful 

John : 

[fideliant]

[incorrectbbcsherlockquotes]

Sherlock: John is mad at me, and I’m not sure why.

Molly: Okay, were you talking before he got upset?

Sherlock: Yes.

Molly: That’s probably it.