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Irene. 22. Chicago/DC/Melbourne I like cats and stupid boy bands. 

[knowyournewmeme]

[knifepadme]

i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am 

[ferretrade]

i have never had to mow a lawn and you can tell

[fuck-benedict]

so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled “what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”

[officialunitedstates]

I wonder what time it is.  *checks watch*  *checks watch again*  *checks watch again* *checks watch again*  *checks watch again* *checks watch again*  *checks watch again* *checks watch again*  *checks watch again* *checks watch again*  *checks watch again* *checks watch again*  *checks watch again* *checks watch again*  *checks watch again* *checks watch again*  *checks watch again* *checks watch again*  *checks watch again* *checks watch again*  *checks watch again*

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

[giraffodil]

This is like the opposite of clickbait.  The whole story is there.  Behold it.

[zodiacatsea]

Cats are just little dudes

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

[grapes-of-plath-deactivated2017]

Bless you, Chris Pratt

[drowningz]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[edwardspoonhands]

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

[seafoam-aliens]

It’s bACK.

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

[sixpenceee]

These are black otter rex rabbits. 

[joeydeangelis]

[afon-afanc]

[thursday]

[oswednesday]

march 1st through the 23nd: lasted 2 days

march 24th through the 31st: has already lasted three months

[jetsetter-life]

[dangeroushunty-deactivated20201]

[mce1201]

Ariana knowing her audience.

[prokopetz]

I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that - I deal with them on a daily basis.

[confusedbyinterface]

“Memes have educational value” actually statistical error. Average meme teaches 0 facts. Spiders Georg is an outlier adn should not be counted

[glumshoe]

I used to feed the crows on campus every day because it was easier than making human friends (I had one already - and Robin likes crows as much as I do). Pretty soon, they figured out where I lived and would alight upon my dorm windowsill and watch me. I offered them only healthy things, like leftover fish, hard boiled eggs, nuts, suet, and dog food. They were already habituated to humans and had no fear of us, and I figured it was better to feed them real food instead of the french fries they’d get tossed.

It only got weird when people began to notice that crows would follow me to class. Two in particular would fly alongside me as I walked across campus, landing and cawing for treats and keeping pace with me. Sometimes people would try to scare them off and I’d have to explain that Heinrich and Fatima weren’t bad omens signaling my doom, just spoiled little brats.

[kuntsuragi]

where’s that eye witness account from someone claiming that chris evans rolls fat joints

[kuntsuragi]

found it

[thestateonmtv]

This is why Jenny slate gave him another chance

[yeezy-nation]