Pretty Snazzy

:)

[postnuclearophelia]

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

[clowngames]

I want to own a house and have a garden in the back and a fruit tree in front and I want to tell the neighborhood kids that they can come pick the fruits when they want as long as they leave some for others, and I want to host dinners for friends and make too much food and make everyone go home with some leftovers, and I want to grow vegetables in my garden and beg my neighbors to take all this zucchini off my hands or I'll have to eat zucchini for every meal for the next few months, and I want to give and feed and love but I need more goddamn money first

[clowngames]

If this post gets 1k notes I'll start a vegetable garden in my tiny apartment balcony

[remspeedwagon]

this is the funniest tag I've ever seen

[robinhuntr]

Me seeing the new Superman content we’ve been getting and realizing that we’re finally healing from the “Evil Superman” era:

[jasontoddsguns]

“Boromir apologist” he doesn’t have anything to apologize for????? He fell victim to evil ringTM like once. and then immediately redeemed himself. Guys come on.

[jasontoddsguns]

The evil ring, which corrupts literally anything that it comes in contact with, corrupted someone???? The whole point is nobody is better than the ring!!! It doesn’t matter if you’re an elf, dwarf, man, hobbit, Maia, etc- It will get your ass eventually!

[i-hope-they-have-wifi-in-hell]

@lesbiansforboromir

[cykelops]

I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

[returnsandreturns]

i made my character a human fighter who’s a housewife/empty nester seeking adventure and wholesome fantasy violence after discovering that her husband is having an affair

is this……

is this how you dungeons 

is this how you dragons

[thegoodqueertheywarnyouabout]

im sorry, but is her age “it’s rude to ask a lady her age”?

[returnsandreturns]

yes. also her weight.

[fishbizkit]

this is a million percent how you dungeons AND dragons

[veryluckyclovers]

based on true events. thankful for my loved ones

[ihfridays]

Power couple 😍😍😍😍

[dduane]

Via @liturgicalgay at Twitter.

[vibesfc]

me: i despise cheating

me when aaron taylor-johnson cheats:

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

🕯️🕯️🕯️Aaron gets freed from the demon who name shall not be spoken 🕯️🕯️🕯️

[uptheturret-deactivated20231228]

howl’s moving castle is first and foremost a comedy because sophie breaks into howl’s house and nearly kills the only thing keeping him alive and he’s just like wow can’t believe i scored a girlboss

[willowcrowned]

one of my favorite things about HMC the book that gets missed because of the movie is that Howl is actually the average looking person in the relationship and he’s compensating for being Just Some Guy with his twelve step welsh skincare regimen and phd in magic. at the end of the day SOPHIE is the hot one and Howl is over there looking like Dave from accounting and pretending he’s not wildly jealous of her

[achillieus]

so there’s no hot evil villain in love with me?

[windewehn]

i hate when other people are funnier than me.

[definitelynotclayface]

YES i want to look hot. NO i don’t want anyone to be attracted to me ever. shocked and appalled that these two things cannot coexist

[thememedaddy]

me🥦irl