Milf is a state of mind

Your friendly neighbourhood Pigeon. local asshole drowns: becomes international asshole. local goblin woman. chatterer on walls. primordial muck witch. (she/her they/them)

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

obsessed where stories where it is like. the mistakes are unfixable and the worst thing that could happen happened and nothing can go back to how it was. but there was still love in this and love will continue after this and love endures always.

[yellowraincoat]

The natural companion post to my favorite post

[lars-and-sadie-doyle]

Every Ann Leckie book goes exactly like this:

Narrator: I do not care about these humans. I am not human and I have no stock in the affairs of even these particular humans.

Someone: I am going to hurt these humans

Narrator: no, you’re not, and it is because I am going to kill you right now

Narrator:

Narrator, turning back around: As I was saying, these humans mean nothing to me-

[cadaverkeys]

dnd is a game

[radiofreederry]

[memewhore]

[voidsnout]

hold on let me google something

[voidsnout]

what the fuck

[powerburial]

good onions will have my eyes pumping out those milky tears. got my ducts shooting rope

[thatdisasterauthor]

Have you REALLY lost your scissors if you aren't walking around making scissor motions with your fingers in an attempt to lure them back out?

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

spellcasting with somatic compenents

[bungoustraypups]

this is a beautiful addition

[hi-tech-odorless-egg]

[txttletale]

if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance

[thirtyknives]

Had a mutual become a devout Hindu during my last break, no idea what their user name used to be, I am now learning new things, it’s enrichment added to my enclosure.

[robot-yaoi-deactivated20240527]

goncharov this goncharov that. you fools homestuck fans did this literally like 10 years ago

[aqueousstar]

what

[acertainrandomguy]

I don't know if this is true and honestly I refuse to learn more about it

[robot-yaoi-deactivated20240527]

> they dont know about the time 2010 homestuck users tried to gaslight everyone into thinking squiddles was a real show

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[anarcho-gamerist]

[ohhesgay]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i understand seals

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i want to be a fat fucking animal and lay on the beach. i want to snort at those who approach me

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i want to blink wetly and audibly

[memewhore]

[kvnai]

[doomy]

why she takin off her shoe?

[monsterlogic]

New outfit idea

[lightningman17]

[sugoichappy]

Yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

[sword-and-nightingale]