While I Was a Little Baked

[whileiwasalittlebaked]

Going back to the Xbox (heeey there red dead 2) after playing only the Switch for the last few months. That A/B button reversal is going to cause some serious issues. And I was just getting used to the controller layout on the Switch.

[whileiwasalittlebaked]

I still don't know if the dogs made me paranoid or I made them paranoid that night, but my darling came home to all three of us sitting around a heating vent with the cover off, staring intently. We heard something in there dammit. Spoiler: there was nothing in there.

[whileiwasalittlebaked]

I would be pissed

I was reading a book and one character entered another character's home unannounced and unexpectedly then demanded that the character who lived there put on pants.

PARDON?!?!!? I can tell you right now, in my house my pants status is determined by myself and only myself. I will wear pants when I please. You want pants? Wait to be invited over. Mind you, I would almost certainly put on pants in any case if someone showed up. But if you demand that I do? Count yourself lucky if I don't strip naked and start doing yoga.

[prokopetz]

People who can draw a line, then draw a second line and have it flow into the first line so smoothly you could never tell it wasn’t done in a single motion are not to be trusted.

[whileiwasalittlebaked]

My dumb ass thought this was about people smoothy changing a firmly held stance to their advantage for longer than I care to admit.

[whileiwasalittlebaked]

Why does everyone in commercials dip their food like a god damned maniac? Example: I just watched a commercial for chicken tenders and half their table must have been covered in honey mustard after they violently stabbed their fried poultry slab into that sauce. Like seriously? Why are you so angry? Is this why fast food places don't seem to want to hand over more than one of those tiny sauce packets at a time? We can't be trusted?

[yesterdaysprint]

The Miami News, Florida, December 10, 1950

[whileiwasalittlebaked]

No, seriously. What the actual hell is going on with the fucking leg/sleeves of this thing?! How do you move? Are the sides closed? The longer I look at it the more confusing it is.

[whileiwasalittlebaked]

Last night I spent way too long thinking about how people who were visually impaired could have a video game-like experience with descriptions of surroundings and events before I remembered that role playing games existed.

[whileiwasalittlebaked]

Naming horses in Zelda normally: Let's look at its appearance, stats, personality and find a name that encompasses all of these features.

Naming horses in Zelda when baked: I call him Giraffrey 'cause his butt looks like a giraffe. Lol.