The Whimsical Kitchen Witch

24 years old. Eclectic Wisconsin Witch. Focusing on the hearth and home.

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me: *covered in soil, carrying a watering can, wearing knee high golashes*

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simple rose water spells 🌹

easy spells where only rose water is needed

🌹 a drop of rose water on each eyelid to enhance clarity

🌹 a touch of rose water on each cheek to appear lovely

🌹 immerse a charm in it to enchant it with positive feelings

🌹 pour some out in the dirt and step on it to break a heart

🌹 brush some over the corners of a door and knock to keep negativity away

🌹 a drop brushed over your lips to say only kind and soothing words

🌹 flick droplets over a page to divine from what words they land on

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Astronomical & Astrological Events in December 🌌

December 1st: Venus enters Sagittarius

December 2nd: Jupiter trine Neptune; Moon at Aphelion

December 3rd: Full Moon in Gemini; Mercury Retrograde 

December 4th: Moon at Perigee

December 5th: Chiron Direct 

December 6th: Saturn conjunct Mercury

December 9th: Mars enters Scorpio

December 10th: Last Quarter Moon in Virgo

December 12th: Mercury at Perihelion; Mercury at Inferior Solar Conjunction

December 13th: Moon conjunct Mars; Close approach of the Moon and Mars

December 14th: Geminids Meteor Shower; Moon conjunct Jupiter; Close approach of the Moon and Jupiter

December 16th: Saturn quintile Neptune

December 18th: New Moon in Sagittarius; Moon at Perihelion; Moon at Apogee

December 19th: Saturn enters Capricorn

December 21st: Sun enters Capricorn; Sun conjunct Saturn; Winter Solstice 

December 22nd: Jupiter semi-square Saturn; Mercury Direct; Ursids Meteor Shower

December 25th: Venus enters Capricorn

December 26th: First Quarter Moon in Aries

December 27th: Mercury at Dichotomy

December 29th: Uranus semi-sextile Chiron

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for my witches spending holidays with possibly unpleasant family members, some spell suggestions~

home & hearth spell -  a spell to promote warm, homey qualities

clear speaking glamour - aids with speaking clearly get your point across

respect jar spell - simple jar spell to help gain respect

shine aqua illusion glamour -  a sailor moon inspired glamour to blend in

gender-orientation validation spell -  a spell to help one feel valid in their identity concerning gender and orientation

mermaid’s breath -  a spell for the ability to survive in emotional or situational circumstances a bit out of your depth or comfort zone

calcified heart -  a spell to protect your emotions

hiding secrets spell - a spell specifically to protect one’s gender or orientation, to keep it safely hidden when you can’t be out.

‘on your toes’ spell -  to allow one the grace to navigate difficult situations

rabbit heart - pop culture spell for courage and confidence

charge vigor potion -  a potion that helps with those you tend to knock heads with, a magical aid to keep them at bay, or arm’s length.

rose quartz healing tears - simple ritual to heal emotions

happy holidays my dears! ♡

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“I know that I am not alone”

Feel free to reblog & use, & if you do anything with it I’d love to see. Please do not repost or remove this caption.

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Alone Time Reading for my December theme of “comfort and joy.” A great reading to try out for when you are feeling a little down or if you want to turn your attention to self-care and self-love.

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🌿💛 Anti-depression energy sachet 💛🍊

Similar to my depression banishing bottle but this one is on feeling numb, while the other is for overwhelming emotions.

Salt

Coffee grounds - energy, strength, clarity

Eggshells - banishing

Rosemary sprigs and oil - refreshing, banishing

Orange zest and oil - energy, happiness

Rose petals - self love

Pine needles and oil - refreshing, strength

Disclaimer: This is not meant to replace professional care and is to be used as a temporary coping skill. If you are suicidal, please seek help immediately.

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Tuesday

Magical Associations

Bravery

Business

Confrontation

Courage

Fire

Gardening

Partnership

Passion

Protection

Rebellion

Sex

Strength

Victory

War

Work

Associated Colors

Black

Orange

Red

Associated Crystals

Bloodstone

Garnet

Associated Deities

Mars

Associated Planets

Artemis

Mars

Associated Plants

Carrot

Garlic

Holly

Peppers

Snapdragon

Thistle

Monday Practices

Burn spiced-scented candles at home

Carry a bloodstone in your pocket to reinforce your convictions

Wear fiery colors to turn heads

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Cookbooks are like spell books when you are a kitchen witch. 

Book:  The Homemade Kitchen: Recipes for Cooking with Pleasure by Alana Chernila.

Drink: My own blend of basil, spearmint, and lavender. With local raw honey.   

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Little Redfish Lake

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Celebrate Yule

Outside:

Leave out birdseed ornaments as offerings to the season

If snowing, play in the snowfall to appreciate the changing season or collect some for snow water

After the sun has gone down, burn a yule log in a bonfire

Take some friends and go wassailing! 

In the Home:

Make stovetop potpourri as an alternative to incense 

DIY gifts with your witch skills for your friends and family 

Read a winter solstice tarot spread for yourself

Decorate your holiday tree, blessing the ornaments with good energy

Hang mistletoe for protection and (consensual!) kisses

In the Kitchen:

Make one of these Celtic Yule recipes

Prepare some traditional or non-traditional wassail for any adults

Bake mini yule logs to share with family and friends 

Make Swedish Lussekatter rolls or Norwegian Julekake bread 

In the Bath:

Bathe with fresh orange slices and frankincense and myrrh essential oils for a prosperity ritual bath

Take a lazy witch holiday LUSH bath (our suggestions here) 

Do a pre-solstice ritual bath with essential oils

Make winter spice bath bombs and enchant them for prosperity

On your Altar:

Use colors like reds, greens, whites, and metallic colors

Add holly, pine, ivy, mistletoe, juniper, or cedar for some greenery

Decorate with a yule wish bottle to for some easy magic

Represent the seasonal harvest with oranges, pears, nuts, and berries

Incorporate snowflake obsidian, clear quartz, or bloodstone

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‘Tis the season! 💝🌨❄️ I love these holiday ideas

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accurate.

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