Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat
do NOT google "omega heat"
prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

tannertan36
Three Goblin Art
$LAYYYTER
noise dept.
Sade Olutola
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Cosimo Galluzzi
Show & Tell
KIROKAZE
macklin celebrini has autism
cherry valley forever
Not today Justin
YOU ARE THE REASON
No title available
tumblr dot com
Mike Driver

PR's Tumblrdome

oozey mess

pixel skylines
ojovivo
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
@whimsy-astraeus
Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat
do NOT google "omega heat"
prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time
Batman: Do you trust me?
Jazz: I-
Danny: Don't do it, Jazz! He's a liar. A pretty lair, but a lair nonetheless!
Jazz: You can tell his pretty? With everything covering his face?
Danny: He gives the vibe of a man who has gone through life flying on pretty privilege.
Jazz studying Batman: Yeah, I see what you mean.
Batman: ....Do you want to be rescued or not?
Danny: Not!
Batman: I apologize, I made that sound like you had a choice. I'm saving your lives.
Danny: The the HELL you are!
Jazz: Actually, I would like to get out of the cage the weird clown threw us in.
Danny through clentch teeth: Fine. Save us. But only because Jazz vouched for you.
Batman: Why are you so angry child?
Jazz: He doesn't trust pretty people. They bullied him through middle school and high school.
Red Robin: Wow, he must not trust himself then. After all, he's the prettiest boy I've ever seen~♡
Danny: *Barks and growls at him*
Jazz: Danny!
Danny: That one reeks of pretty privilege. He can not be trusted.
Red Robin: Jokes on you, I'm into this.
Batman: Children. There is a bomb strapped to the top of the cell. We must stay focus.
i like to eat eat eat opples and bononos I like to eat eat eat epples and benenes 🍎
First character I let myself relate to and they fucking cancelled him!? What the fuck LaDS!?
..valko got cancelled. Fuck this fandom sometimes, yo.
Quite literally crying over it rn
I'll call my dad
The justice league was in disaray. They had failed to stop the summoning, and already the demon was stepping out of the portal. The last standing heros didn't have the manpower to stop a whole thrall army and the magic users certainly hadn't the power to deal with the demon himself. They needed a plan, or a miracle, or the earth was doomed.
Suddenly, Constantine braced himself, and strode right to the beast.
"Don't step further, or I'll have to call my dad."
The heros were baffled. The demon too.
"Your... dad ?"
"That's right," he was sweating bullets but he continued "I'm John Constantine and Phantom is my dad. He cares a lot about Earth. He will not take kindly your little invading stunt."
"Who is Phantom ?" wispered Flash to Zatana.
"I don't know."
The league didn't know if he was bluffing or not. Zatana had recently heard rumors about Constantine's father, but it was all vague, shrouded in secrecy.
The surprised past, the demon laught.
"Alright," he mocked, "Let see what your 'dad' think of that."
Constantine took a deep breath and reluctantly put out a piece of paper form his inner pocket. As he put it in fire with a spell, the cave they were in was breifly plunged in freezing cold and supernatural darkness. A thunderous ice crack resoned, that they could feel in their chest as much as they heard. The shadows sleethed into the form of a titanesque being, and suddenly big, bright, lazarus green eyes opened. And they didn't look happy.
"John."
He gulped.
"Hi dad."
"It's a school night."
"I know," the magician cringed, "I swear I have a good reason."
Now the being looked downright pissed.
"Damn, I would hope so ! Do you have any idea what time it is ?"
"He wants to destroy the Earth !" defended Constantine almost petulantly, waving at the confused demon.
The green eyes looked at the demonic being, then the leaguers in various states of injuries, then the demon again. The demon didn't seem like he wanted to be here anymore. He was proved right when he received a monstruous fist in the face.
The entity grabbed him by an ankle, threw him back to hell, then slammed the portal shut as if it was a door. Constantine visibly relaxed.
"Thanks a lot."
"Don't mention it," grumbled the being. "Anything else you need ?"
"No. And I'm really sorry, I know it's late."
"Just don't make it an habit. See you on sunday."
And just like that, he was gone. Wally had to sit down.
"What the fuck."
---
Hi everyone ! I was reminded of that post a while ago where Danny inherited of Connie's soul and decided it counts as adoption (can't find it now) and this is what came to my brain.
Still waiting for the Pretty Alpha and plain omega but your health comes first. Get well soon dear author! 🙇
Danny opens his eyes at five in the morning. He almost rolls out of bed to start working on his dough, but then he remembers he closed down his shop. He doesn't have to make donuts anymore, but it's hard to remember sometimes when his body wakes up on its own like this.
An overwhelming sense of drowsiness hits him then, and Danny wants nothing more than to close his eyes and go back to sleep. He really does, but he can't find a comfortable position, not on his back like this.
He wants to roll onto his stomach- that's how he always sleeps- but that would be impossible in his current condition. As if sensing that Danny is thinking about him, the baby moves, pressing on his bladder. He groans, one hand on his stomach, as the baby suddenly develops an interest in kickboxing based on how fast he's kicking and shifting.
"Alright. Alright" Danny grumbles, shifting until he is at the edge of his bed. He slips on his slippers, smiling a little when they let out a squeak. They're not his, but rather something he stole from Susie. She had a fondness for anything funny-shaped, so she had to pick the only slippers that looked like rubber ducks and squeaked like them, too, when they went shopping.
Danny had a fondness for stealing items from those he loved. He liked building a nest that wasn't the average kind, because Danny hated being surrounded, so instead, his room was his entire nest. Every inch was covered in fluffy items and comfortable materials, and it carried the scent of someone he loved. He always replaced what he stole, so no one ever got mad. He thinks it helped that he was a pregnant omega, which made it seem like he wanted to build a nest, a necessity.
Damian: I require assistance
Jon: I will do everything in my power to help you.
Damian: Do not be so quick to offer, this may be the toughest assignment yet
Colin: It doesn't matter how dangerous or difficult this is. You need help. I'm in.
Damian: Thank you. What about you two? I know you're not really trained.
Matt: Oh im definitely going to help a friend! And don't worry about me. Terry taught me the good old one-two! I can definitely handle a fight.
Maps: I can also help! You'll need a master navigator in these parts.
Damian: Very well. Then we are all doing this. Prepare yourselves mentally. We're going in.
Danny smiling at the group of kids: Welcome to Danny's Edible Sculptures. How can I help you?
Damian: I wish to acquire an animal made of sugar glass.
Danny: Sure. What kind of animal would you like?
Damian, with only his eyes visible across the counter: I would like a cow.
Jon: I want a dog, a Great Dane if you can.
Colin: Can I please have a cat?
Matt: Can you make magical creatures? 'Cause I want a dragon-and-bat hybrid! I have a reference picture.
Maps: I'll have a turkey. A pretty one.
Danny: You got it. I'll start working on them right away.
Damian: I heard you only allow one per person. Is that correct?
Danny: Only one sculpture a day. Most people want multiple pieces, and it takes time to make each one, so I limit them.
Damian: I see.....Do you have the same rule for family members?
Danny: Ha! No for them I make many and often. They have special privileges you see.
Damian: I thought so. *snaps fingers* Team! Present profiles!
Jon/Colin/Matt/Maps holding up dating profiles of Dick, Jason, Cass, Tim, Steph, and Duke: Yes sir!
Danny: Umm?
Damian is standing on his tiptoes so his chin can go over the counter: These are my siblings. Pick one. I would be honored to have a candy maker with your skill level in my family.
Danny: Oh, that's cute and all, but I'm not really-
Maps: Before you make a decision, please listen to each of our presentations on our respective candidates. I think you'll find yourself quite intrigued
Matt: Plus, ever since one of them is rich, like buy-me-an-island, rich.
Danny: I-
Colin: They're kind and protective too. You'll never be afraid within thier arms!
Jon: They're the perfect match for any young bachelor such as yourself! Just pick any that grabs your attention, and you're on your way to marriage!
Damian: Join us
Danny mentally: Is this a cult requirement tactic????? I'd better make those sculptures and get these little freaks out of here.
The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…
Stupid joke that isnt funny but made me smile so
long time no jasey toddie 🫦❤️🔥🏍️
New mascot
DpxDc Idea
Danny moves to Gotham and buys an apartment building.
It was more just a fun project for him to fix up the building, seeing as how after he took over VladCo, and cleaning up operations, Danny was making more money than ever, even after donating to various charities. So yeah, he was bored and just wanted to get his hands dirty and personally repair the appartments.
Once everything was fixed up, he opened the appartments for rent. He didn't really want to charge people, especially in such an area as Crime Alley, but not charging someone rent is way more sketchy than just asking them to pay whatever they could or wanted to. He ended up just setting the money aside to use on the appartments should it need any upgrades or repairs. He doesn't only take money either, while he denies "physical" payments and/or narcotics, he'll take lessons, like the man in 2B teaching him to sew, or the woman in 5A teaching him how to cook, or the two kids who give him very interesting shiny rocks as payment, there was even a few people who paid by cleaning the appartment building's shared places. One teenager paid rent one month by giving Danny a pair of sickly black and white kittens they found outside(they're named Casper, and Specter, and they're the Building's Managers in Pest Apprehension, and Danny loves them).
Because the appartments are so close to where the working girls/boys run, they make up most of his tenants, so Danny asks them to not bring clients back to the apartments, its dangerous to let their clients know where they live, especially because there are other tenants, including children, in the building so its a safety risk. They all agree, they don't really want their clients knowing where they live anyway.
Some do get stalkers though, and Danny is quick to get rid of them. Or when burglars manage to break in, Danny stops them before they can take anything, and if he managed to miss the burglar, he'll personally replace whatever was stolen until they could get the original stuff back. (Maybe he should adopt a gaurd dog, at least for the intimidation factor. Cane Corso's are medium sized*, hes sure he could get away with getting something like that. Something to think about later.)
A lot of his tenants say Danny is really kind, but thats not how Danny sees it, and its something he loudly denies. He's a bored rich person who was taking advantage of his wealth. Him providing them a safe place to live, and a little bit of comfort isn't kindness, its basic human decency. He's not some saint who is doing this of his own kind heart, he's a normal guy who was bored and just decided to do something helpful opposed to harmful, and he shouldn't be praised for that.
i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges
Hal: If you don't go to your room right this minute and go to bed I swear I will-
Danny, floating on the ceiling: I've been shot before, there is litterally no punishment you can give me that scares me.
Hal, voice breaking: You were shot before?!
Coffee and Comfort at 2am
AKA "DILF!Danny owns a coffee shop in Gotham. It quickly becomes the batkids' favorite hangout." DPxDC prompt idea!
Steph finds the coffee shop first. (Finds is a strong word. She accidentally misses her grapple mark and swings into the wrong alley, nearly smacking into a half-rotten wooden door. She winces at the resounding bang that echoes in the alley.) She's about to grapple away, very glad that she bribed Babs to keep any mishaps between the two of them, when the door is yanked open.
Standing in the door way is a four-foot gremlin in an oversized hoodie, pig-tails, and pink spiked Converse.
"Well?" The kid grumbles. Steph opens her mouth to apologize for waking the little girl when the kid beats her to it with a, "You gonna order anything?"
So, it turns out Phantom's Keep has been open for a total number of 28 minutes before Spoiler almost breaks down the door. The owner Danny Fenton and his daughter Ellie moved from Illinois a little over a week ago and converted a foreclosed shop into a "late night" coffee shop.
It's not entirely in working order, but the shop plays soft rock and it smells like coffee grounds. The vibe is very... calming. There's something about the mismatched furniture and warm lamps that feels homey. Danny offers a smile at Spoiler's costume, complimenting it in a way that feels very earnest and dad-like, and gives her a free pre-packaged muffin. Tells her to be safe on her way out. Steph leaves with a warm coffee, muffin, and a messily hand-drawn map that Ellie gave her with a stern instruction to "bring more customers." (Endearingly, Ellie drew Phantom's Keep as a castle.)
True to her word, Steph came back with Cass and Tim. Who then came back with Bernard and Duke. Duke brought Damian, who brought Dick and Jason. They both like Danny a lot - he's soft on Ellie but has a sharp sense of humor. Ellie and Damian also get along surprisingly well; Ellie, despite being younger, has a special interest in swords. She's very passionate about the macharia and xiphos. ("Her great aunt is Greek," Danny says with a tight smile. "She's gotten super into ancient Greece because of it.")
Ellie is probably the batkid's favorite part of Phantom's Keep. She's a spitfire, has very loud opinions about their costumes and vigilantism, and is clearly a meta. Both Danny and Ellie are, they're sure, but Ellie tends to... float. Often. Although Danny will typically give her the Dad Glare and remind her with a curt "feet on floors indoors" or sometimes just "floor, Ellie!"
And well... The batkids can see when a good person is just trying to make a living. Danny is a good dad to a good kid. Usually when the second-hand TV plays re-runs of Grey Ghost and Ellie's head starts drooping, he'll disappear for a few moments to put her to bed in their apartment upstairs. Danny mentions off-handedly to Red Hood that he's going back to college during the day and the coffee shop's open from 8pm-8am so it doesn't leave him with a lot of free time. If the batkids quietly and unanimously decide to keep Phantom's Keep as their own little shop... It's not like Batman has any reason to investigate a small business owner who may or may not be a meta, right? He won't find out.
(....Bruce does, indeed, find out.)