your neighboorhood friendly bitch

[ave-boy]

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

hey handsome…………of that money to me

[huxnothugs]

[lukes-naughty-nephew]

[lmaonade]

just stole a tesla lol 

[fanonical]

people: what are you gonna do now you’ve finished harry potter?

jk rowling: oh you know, write a few mystery books, sort of leave harry for a while, not really interested in continuing his story

people: hey i just read your mystery books, jk. they’re kinda bad!

jk rowling: uhhhh HARRY’S AN ABUSIVE FATHER AND HIS SON TIME TRAVELS AND NAGINI WAS AN ASIAN LADY

[booby-baby]

Danny DeVito responds to his shrine

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

oh my god… duel lingo

[cherryderry-deactivated20190103]

stephen king: richie tozier is an ugly little gremlin nerd who is often viewed by his peers as annoying and unlikable because of how hyperactive he is

me, holding richie tozier bridal style: and?

[lapinors]

[theotherwesley]

on my way to steal your garden veggies 

[omegaboner]

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

[uznmaki]

[sapphicamydunne]

“Once you become an adult your acne will clear up!”

[quinnsamoyed]

[nemfrog]

Source. 

[cheapshadesandshortcuts]

[doubleyew-deactivated20191031]

whatever *becomes an enemy of the state*

[bipeds]

[purpleparrot]

me, ex-less bopping to thank u, next