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@whiplipi
Do truscum realize they’re basically the equivalent of gay people who are like. “I might be gay but at least im not one of THOSE gay people haha :)” anyway refusing to support your trans siblings in favor of licking cis boots solely on the basis of them having a different experience than you is cowardly at best and at worst a very real danger to the community and the wide range of experiences that can encapsulate being trans and/or nonbinary
Furthermore if you’re a “cis truscum” you’re literally Just a transphobe.
hmm. we as trans men have to stop watching each other claim our dysphoria is triggered by ridiculous things.
other trans men wearing skirts, dresses, heels, makeup? other trans men with long hair? other trans men not binding? any gnc trans men? any nb trans men?
on top of that… the concept of women, as a whole? now i can understand smaller ticks, like periods, like pregnancy, but those must be recovered, those must be healed in order to function correctly as an ally to women.
i can’t make this shit up. we have to get past our dysphoria to be allies to ALL women, both normal and cis, to ourselves, to trans men who don’t bind, to trans men with long hair, to trans men with a “”feminine“” style to nb trans men, to gnc trans men, and to individual trans men, for our mental health. we can’t wallow in dysphoria forever without destroying ourselves, our perspectives on women, and our perspectives on other trans men.
you’re a fucking hamtaro blogger who the fuck cares what you think. stop making political posts and stick to posting hamtaro memes.
Are you mad that I get more pussy than you?
this website is wildly out of control
please. please do yourself a favor and read this incredibly well-written and thrilling article, written by a woman who willfully sat in a TGI fridays for 14 hours, and ordered far too many mozzerella sticks, in order to see whether or not “endless appetizers” were truly endless.
i am not kidding you when i say that it is the best thing i’ve read in a long time.
It’s so damn well written please read this
COMET WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Baby armadillo.
Humans will pet anything.
How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!
“ How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!”
It truly is.
Broadway Songs To Workout To
Whipped Into Shape from Legally Blonde
You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
Seize The Day from Newsies
Defying Gravity from Wicked
Non-Stop from Hamilton
Out Tonight from Rent
You’re The One That I Want from Grease
Time Warp from The Rocky Horror Show
Candy Store from Heathers
Sincerely Me from Dear Evan Hansen
The Abduction from Great Comet
I’m Alive from Next To Normal
Totally F***** from Spring Awakening
What I Was Born To Do from Bring It On
96,000 from In The Heights
The Rum Tum Tugger from Cats
Master of the House from Les Miserables
Footloose from Footloose
Partner In Crime from Tuck Everlasting
Transylvania Mania from Young Frankenstein
Forget About The Boy from Thoroughly Modern Millie
C’mom Everybody from All Shook Up
Step In Time from Mary Poppins
Electricity from Billy Elliot
Shiksa Goddess from The Last Five Years
Learn To Do It from Anastasia
Revolting Children from Matilda
Freak Flag from Shrek
Two Player Game from Be More Chill
One By One from The Lion King
America from West Side Story
And The Money Kept Rolling In (And Out) from Evita
Friend Like Me from Aladdin
(Feel free to add more)
Quick Depression Pro Tip™: not terribly hygienic but still. keep a thing of dental floss on your bedside table
(and a dry toothbrush if you’re feeling ambitious. and toothpaste if you want to challenge the gods)
Quick Depression Pro Tip 2™: put on socks. your home probably isn’t super duper clean. socks will at least help you feel clean.
A Continuation: this also goes for changing into fresh pajamas! especially useful when your sheets aren’t clean/there are crumbs in the bed.
Quick Depression Pro Tip 3™: wipe your face w/ a wet washcloth. or towel. wipes. whatever. just something to make your skin feel a little cleaner.
if you don’t brush your teeth often, scrape your tongue on the cloth when you’re done, to get rid of buildup.
Quick Depression Pro Tip 4™: Granola bars. Granola bars. Everywhere.
Granola bars spilling from your backpack. Granola bars bursting from your drawers. Granola bars dripping from your faucets. Granola bars haunting your nightmares. There is nothing but granola.
It’s so odd when a stranger understands exactly what you do and what you’re feeling. It makes me feel less disgusting and alone. Thank you.
we’ve all been depressed and grody at one point or another. forget love, hate, lust, anger, this is the one true unifying human experience
update: i am out of granola bars
i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are
Yup
“ugly motherfucking ???”
when u see a tall girl
Ya got me
*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?
met a very confused bee who thought my pants were a flower
SOUND ON
aw confused bee sounds like a chicken XD
It is a chicken
Can we go back to sending love letters
Verizon is leaving the engine of internet culture to sputter and die, and its communities to scramble for a new home.
The Vox article that I was interviewed for is up and running, and it contains some serious fuckign information about this whole fiasco.
Information that tumblr just straight up refused to provide to its userbase at all.
Unsurprisingly to those of us watching this website deteriorate over the last year, this full content purge and ban has been in progress for a solid 6 months. The date got moved up because of the child porn thing, but it was always coming for us.
Equally unsurprising: Tumblr’s management and ownership are absolutely destroying the actual staff working on it. The company has been hemoragghing senior staff without so much as a token attempt to keep them in place. So the drops in site quality are real, and wil probably only be getting worse.
Truly astonishing is the fact that apparently this crap was supposed to “double” the userbase by the end of next year. Boy, howdy, that’s not gonna work out well for them.
good luck with your plan to sell ads targeting a user base that doesn’t exist any more, @staff.
Then they’re def gonna let Tumblr die on the vine when it doesn’t pan out. It’ll take a few years but mark my words, this is going to work out about as well as when Rupert Murdoch bought MySpace and everybody left. Also, fuck Verizon forever.
Plz lemme know if you reblog this and it disappears. I have Suspicions.
I mean, there are already mutuals of mine reporting that they can’t see this post, only a “post was deleted"notice on my blog, and I’m the OP. So, whatever your suspicions are, I suppose mark them as confirmed.
i’ve seen it disappear about 5 times off my dash.
there’s a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i intend to win
i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful 1995 figure skating tour of the world (sponsored by campbells soup) t-shirt, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like what a fucking power move
i keep getting messages asking for updates on this and i want you all to know that i just got back from our final class and this man really walked in wearing a fur coat, olive green capris, sasquatch socks, and he inexplicably brought an entire roll of wrapping paper to a 9:30am class. this combination easily defeated my comparatively weak polka dot overalls. he has won and there is nothing i can do to redeem myself