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I know this has been said a bazillion times by now, but i can’t comprehend that a fic I read in 2020 because of my hockey obsession turned into a fairly major tv cultural sensation funded in part by my tax dollars

#it’s threatening to also reignite my stucky obsession I can’t lie

coming back on here after what feels like several years to say, whoever left me a semi-shady comment on my

Fic in Portuguese, thanks for making me translate that today 😌

#genuinely that’s very funny #maybe it’s only been like a year? lmfao what is time #I respect that you felt they had no chemistry you’re probably right hahahahhaha

#💀💀

fata-vocant

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

terpsikeraunos

i love the song scarborough fair. it's like hey are you going to the farmer's market? get these herbs. and if you see my ex tell them to do something impossible.

iphisesque

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “early 2000s harry potter livejournal forum” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw cassandra clare post an incest fic

my buddy angua9 pacing: msscribe is lying to us

#take me back

inkskinned

hard 2 explain but. barbie movie is kind of like astrology. if you're normal yes we can have a conversation about how it's def not the epitome of feminist praxis but was fun & largely harmless. if ur a weirdo about it & use it as an excuse to mock women: congratulations it's now my single favorite movie and i love it and nothing is wrong with it literally at all and it's actually better than any movie ever made

memequeen-official

Also, this morning I saw a video where a girl called into a radio show, and told the hosts she went on this amazing date with a guy named Hummus, but he didn’t call her back.

So the whole schtick is the hosts would call the person and ask why there was no second date, with the other party listening on the other line.

They call him, and the guy is like “is this a joke? Did my friends put you up to this? I just told them about this weird date where the girl called me Hummus the whole time”.

His name is THOMAS. And when she called him Hummus and he corrected her, apparently she thought his name was Hummus Thomas (???) and just kept calling him Hummus. Alskskallsksa

Anyway, this made me laugh today and I’m still laughing remembering it now.

#imagine someone saying ‘no sorry my name is Thomas’#and your mind goes ‘oh Thomas must be his last name because his first name is clearly the more common first name HUMMUS

I’m so excited to take some time to focus on myself for a bit*

*rot on the couch watching garbage tv after work every day