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syrenki

possible career paths for me:

1. matching pearls in pairs for earrings

2. msn butterfly

that's it probably

pukicho

1 hour of silence occasionally interrupted by 1 hour of more silence

imaginarythingys

how many hours in total is that

pukicho

Since the interrupted silence can also contain its own interruptions of silence, the answer is probably some hours

pukicho

I am hard to eat with a knife and fork, I am usually served with a side of fries, I am a hamburger. What am I?

theforcekeepers

are you a hamburger

pukicho

Yeah man

foone

The three types of kink are

* you have power

* you're safe

* feet

foone

this is a shitpost but I think it's not THAT wrong. Most kink is either one of (or a combination of):

You get to play at having power over someone else. This is your dominance sorts of things, your sadisms, etc.

You get to play safely. You can play with scary things while knowing there's safewords and a dom/top who loves you.

Feet. By which I mean, there's some normal part of the human experience that your brain has for some reason fixated on. Maybe you're into red hair, or glasses, or fluffy tails.

foone

"safety" can also present as "useful". You have some intrinsic value that cannot be taken from you (because of some sex/kink thing). The safety is from abandonment, because you're useful, despite everything. And "useful" is a bunch of kinks (none of which I'm comfortable mentioning here).

sleepydogdisease

oh no, animal ears are feet

foone

yeah. cat ears are feet!

mere-technicality

can someone turn this into the calvin's dad dialogue

foone

oh god, this is so obviously calvin's dad dialogue that now I'm worried that I plagiarized it without realizing it

madigail

the two types of tumblr post are calvin's dad and rule 34. all posts fall into one of these two categories. despite being kink-related, this post is actually calvin's dad.

mousidy

everyone in a "queer space" the moment a trans woman says anything

markatoto

what is his fucking problem

writtenoffantihero

Google says it’s no different than checking IDs at the airport.

This is just another form of censorship, control of what we can/can't see and engage with, and another means of getting our private information.

monarchofmonsters

Alternative forks of AOSP (Android Open-Source Project) which are not maintained by Google and will not be affected by this:

LineageOS (I use this one)

Graphene OS

Functionally they are virtually identical to stock Android. Android began as an open-source project, and these versions are built off of that.

Fuck Google.

mordcore

amiibo-king

for those like me who cannot install alternative android forks on their phone because the phone in question is thoroughly unrootable, I would recommend downloading anyapk on your phone while you still can. In their own words:

anyapk is a lightweight Android application installer that bypasses Google's developer verification requirements by using local ADB (Android Debug Bridge) connections. Smoothly install any APK file on your device without restrictions, gatekeepers, or corporate approval.

If you're reading this after Google's lockdown date and are unable to install anyapk the regular way, there is a method outlined on the github linked above which tells you how to install anyapk on your phone by plugging it into a computer with ADB installed on it. Once you have anyapk on your phone, you will not have to do that ever again (unless you delete anyapk off your phone)

aromanticbastards

[Description for the first image:

a tweet by @/Pirat_Nation:

From September 2026, all apps, including those outside the Play Store, must come from verified developers.

No more anonymous sideloads. No quick comebacks for malware gangs.

First: Brazil, Indonesia, Singapore, Thailand.

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chromalogue

[Description for the second image: a post from jrepin that reads:

"Sideloading" is the rentseeker word for "being able to run software of your choosing on a computing device you purchased". There is no reasonable case for an operating system developer having a say over what programs you run on your hardware.

--Eugen Rochko of Mastodon https://mastodon.social/@Gargron/115093185284473606]