Longing to be human

I just have nothing to say...

[julietohara]

aww, clint.

[waneella]

apocalyptic version

[fer1972]

Watercolors by Anna Armona

[funnyandhilarious]

A Lamp That Simulates A Thunderstorm Both In Light And Sound »

[sometimesifangirltoohard]

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD

[spellfoxes]

by 止市行

[radiatemcass]

Visit Original Link

[peachsnapple-deactivated2016041]

She killed it, guys. Like this is really fucking good and it’s rad that she’s an AM fan? 

[feeling-euphoric]

oh shit gurl

[shortvideosandstuff]

[stigmatophiliac]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

THE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ASSOCIATED THIS VIDEO WAS TERMINATED.

[hm-c-deactivated20150531]

whaat

[ashgreymemory]

what

[binaryhearts-deactivated2015020]

whatt

[truexcxromance-blog]

Wat.

[stravaganza]

[mislearn]

WHAT

[awkwardgeorge]

[whispering-boobs]

ohbelievemedarling:

Awkward George strikes again

[thespacegoat-deactivated2016100]

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it. • Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad. • CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL • Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel. • Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there. • Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover. • Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it • Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick. • If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it. • If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.  • Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel. • Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas. • Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https:// • Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking. • Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test. • Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft. • Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster. • Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out. • Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier. • Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either. • Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat. • The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes. • Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing. • When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks. • When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy. • When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it. • When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. <sma

[girlbrodsky]

Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.

Man has a lot of sex: God.

Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.

Man is virgin by choice: Loser.

society u ok

[deactivatedsamayres1992-blog]

i’m glad she included the flip side

[heshefey]

when your friend finds you after a tv show marathon

[snorlaxatives]

i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2

[artemesia-absinthium]

"wow this trench sucks #didnazithatcoming"

[memewhore]

[michaxl]

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

[lotad]

yes hes with his girlfriend now

[elegance-is-bliss]

[eitherwitchway]

THIS OUTFIT IS ALL I EVER WANTED IN THIS WORLD FUCK

[1-800youwish]

can we just appreciate the fact that my best friend, who in the past struggled with an eating disorder, called out my gym teacher bc he says a size 3 for women is “ideal”

(((The average now for women is a size 14)))

[dismalboii]

DUDE GOD BLESS HER

[underscore-kate]

I can’t tell you how happy this makes me

[timeandspacelocked-deactivated2]

YOU GO GIRL!!

[noose]

oh my god yes

[imtakingafuckingbreak-deactivat]

fucking YES GIRL UR MY HERO

[mymompickedthisurl-deactivated2]

Reblogged so fast.  ”How dareyou?”

[cazzette]

GURL YOU TELL THAT BITCH

[dahliasheng]

All I heard was