tiny little bomb man

icon by askboyfriend (go follow em)

[whit-and-friends]

not my usual post but

im making an object comic and decided to post it here too bc its flopping on twitter hard rn, all characters are based on things im hyperfixated on (the hosts are based on me and 2 friends tho)

heres the link to vote! https://strawpoll.com/BJnXV70OjZv

[sushiisiu]

locked in so fast after hearing it was maid day

[buttercup-bi]

Trucy Wright is so insane cause like imagine you’re a one direction fan and you randomly run into Harry Styles at a crime scene and he immediately starts trying to fuck your brother and that’s only like the 6th weirdest thing to happen to you that day

[tamamita]

I’d deadname my child too

May Allah render your womb barren so you can't have a child to abuse, ameen.

[melonisopod]

In case anon doesn’t have a womb, may Allah render your cock barren.

[tamamita]

Allahumma ameen

[whit-and-friends]

Incase anon has neither, well then our prayers have worked

[crimepit-deactivated20200606]

[sneefss-deactivated20180126]

unironically one of the funniest things i think ive ever seen on this fucking website and yes im going to reblog this like every other day

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

sorry what the fuck

[weakmoves]

[microknifeyuri]

the most bisexual to have ever bisexual'ed

+ alts ANDDDD

Microphone asset! Feel free to use it! (Just credit me and such)

[realpokemon]

*throws my inkay onto the table like a spinning top* let it rip!!

YOU’RE GOING DOWN

[jortsonfilm]

Oh it’s over for you hoes

[holonfoil-birthday-cards]

Bitch you thought

[spacefinch]

Oh you’re all going down

[realpokemon]

[luigifan11]

Reblog to remove hazards from your mutuals dashes

[microknifeyuri]

I didn't lose it babe, there wasn't much to find!

...

OH BOY. A Mic piece with all (almost all) the Mic's I've ever drawn + some I planned on drawing! She's the character ever I can't help it (she's driving me nuts /pos). Some Mics are from AU's and some are from specific pieces/designs! this took 10 hours in total aaaa

/nf!!

+ alts

I'll probably post an transparent ver of the lineart in case someone wants to paint this mfkjk

[microknifeyuri]

pack it up skittle squad

"Leave his cisgender ass" - Knife (said by my good friend Lilac)

[amisscreant]

With @staff 's recent post saying 1/4 of this site is LGBTQ going around, I'd like to see what the actual demographic is

So!

would you identify yourself as:

LGBTQ+

not LGBTQ+

unsure/questioning

Voting ended onSep 4, 2023

Please reblog for bigger sample size!

[whit-and-friends]

Could you say your sample size is....BIGGERING OH BIGGERRRINNNNG- anyways polls are not working for me but im lgbt

[saltydkdan]

get shinigami eyed (positive)

I’m so glad that I know about this extension, because if I didn’t, I would have thought you were trying to discover my identity to kill me.

[whit-and-friends]

Me reading saltydkdan posts at 3 am while trying not to wake my parents up from laughing challenge at 3 am gone wrong gone sexual??

[septicake]

how to make a popular tumblr post:

start making a post

write "penis"

profit

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

sorry didn't hear you i saw the word "penis" and blacked out

[septicake]

put the post down

[septicake]

NO

STOP

CEASE THIS ACTIVITY AT ONCE

[septicake]

then work for it

[septicake]

you want this to be a 10k post? then queue this shit up for years to come. drown your poor followers in this post reblogged 57 times

earn that 10k

[bloopdydooooo]

@hexagonal-wizard you’re famous!

[ampersand-counter]

/&

Ampersands: 0

Beats Current Record: No

[septicake]

The gimmick blogs have entered the fray

I am afraid

[jsketch12]

she didn't read the assignment

[whit-and-friends]

I never new a lesbian woman could be a gay himbo

[jsketch12]

pizza time

[whit-and-friends]

Im just fin-

[All seriousness another banger art]

[otsu09]

[whit-and-friends]

11 cus you got dat dawg in you

[frottinq]

[frottinq]

you people will reblog anything