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Things I do to romanticize my daily life

To attract the things you want you have to live as if you already have them

* keep fresh flowers in my room

* updating my skin care routine

* keeping candles in my room

* keeping my room clean and reorganizing

* buying a new lotion / perfume

* buying something for myself or someone else when I go out … big or small

* putting more thought into my outfits (dress for what I want to attract)

* take more pictures

* keeping my phone gallery clutter free (I download all the pictures I take to an app called Google Photos and only keep my best pictures and favorite photos in my phone photo album)

* take more aesthetic pictures no matter what it is or where I am

slavicafire

oh no, the late-night urge to run away to the seclusion of the forest hut and live off berries and mushrooms and home-made liquor with a group of alluring and eerie wild-women is back

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rebeccamock

“Midnight Garden” full version (square version on twitter)

I made some personal animated work for the first time in ages! This is my real-life midnight garden, on a shelf in my bedroom. Featuring some of my manga and other books, my cat PJ, and some catnip and dill seedlings.

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vivienvalentino

phoebe + being a bit dramatic

seashellronan

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

rosmaryne

tbh spider-man is such a chill superhero you could ask him to escort you home bc you don’t feel safe and he’d be like ‘ok sure no sweat’ I’m sure he’d even help you with your groceries meanwhile the other avengers be like ‘the world isn’t in danger so you don’t need my help’

psyducktective

Thor would help with your groceries fight me

rosmaryne

you are abso-fucking-lutely right

kirstenmcduffie

my dad had a skype interview today so he was sitting in the living room looking all professional in his suit and tie and everything while he’s talking to the people who are interviewing him. and OF COURSE my cat decided that she NEEDED to speak at that moment so she just starts meowing left and right and talking crazy talk to the point where the interviewers just start laughing because she just will NOT shut up. so my dad just kind of sighs, looks at the camera, and goes, “i’m so sorry. i have to ask my cat to leave.” and then he looks over at victoria and very calmly and professionally goes, “victoria, i’m afraid you’re being too loud, and i’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

and she did. she fucking turned and walked out of the living room.

cutthroatbitchcult

tbh if I was interviewing him that would make me hire him. tbh can you imagine the skill involved in managing a cat

denna5

If you can manage to get a cat to do something, I think you must have magical powers so that could be a very hire-able skill.

krablord

So I found a site that does a subscription box for your period- it sends you basics like hygiene products, pain medication as well as snacks and pampering stuff to make you feel good,

but the best thing is they have a specialty boxes, like vegan or kosher only snacks but also

they specifically offer boxes for menstruating guys and nb folks.

which is pretty darn cool.

it’s called bonjourjolie and I think it’s 1000% awesome tbh

sketchthetrees-blog

i think this is the best thing omf

writerpyre

@mygenderadventures, don’t know if this is content you’d put on your blog, but I think this is fantastic.

mygenderadventures

I don’t tend to post non-art stuff but thanks for the shout-out anyway!!! I’m sure this will be of interest to a few people here :)

yournewapartment

This is such an exciting thing!!

Please don’t read the comments, some people are so embarrassingly uneducated and cruel. YNA supports our trans and nonbinary followers! ❤️❤️

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Whoever came up with this idea is just awesome. They really take their costumers’ diets into account, like there’s so many options. Look at all this

And if they still don’t have a box to accommodate your needs, you can even order special items and ask for a box that doesn’t have anything you’re allergic to in it

Not to mention how amazing this is

I hope this service might help some of you guys

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ryananttt

Anne Hathaway’s character in Devil Wears Prada literally just starts dressing better and taking an interest in her work and her friends act like she’s an awful person who has “changed”. Like bitch THIS IS NOT A LINDSAY LOHAN MEAN GIRLS MOMENT all she did was get the new Chanel boots.