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|20| |USA| surprisingly upbeat for what's going on. Stay positive and don't forget to smile lovelies 💖

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when u fall in the bounce house and everyone keeps jumping so you can’t get up

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apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

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[abloodymess]

that tree isn’t high enough stupid!

He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care. <3

[adriofthedead]

me as a bat

[ecdysozoa]

I’m in love with this bat

[xekstrin]

“fuck it, good enough.”

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

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[yesterdaysprint]

The San Francisco Examiner, California, February 25, 1935

[flaneuriste]

Sometimes I think humankind hasn’t changed at all. 

[brawltogethernow]

I dunno about the average man but I think we can make an educated guess about the person who wrote this article.

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[cowboybootsandunderwear]

Rebloging because, no shit, I just recieved a scholarship for $1500…

[jehovahhthickness]

Ayyyyyy I’m here for it

[valyavalkyrie]

Please, so I can have money for the doctor and kinesiology

[jehovahhthickness]

I hope you get more than that.

[thefourtwentytimes]

that $1,500 would help my situation immensely right now.

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[chinahako]

it took me years to understand this joke

[leightum]

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she left htis guy for a bee

a bee

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x

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

[hamyilton]

is this hamilton

[theforce]

i was 14 and i was walking through a mall by myself at 12am after my shift at coldstone creamery lol and a bunch of men started whistling and meowing and getting really close to me and they kept asking me questions and i kept not answering until i didn’t know what else to do so i said “i’m only 14” and almost in unison they said “we don’t care” i was so fucking scared i didn’t know what to do and they kept talking about how i looked and how my body looked and what they would do i was on the verge of tears i was all alone in a huge mall i knew i couldn’t outrun them all i felt totally hopeless until a maintenance worker came up to all of us with a huge industrial broom in her hand, i thought she was going to yell at all of us for being in the mall after hours bc she probably thought we were all friends but instead she cursed all of them out in spanish, threatened to press a panic button on her belt and then proceeded to walk me to the basement garage and waited with me until my mom got there to pick me up she had a death grip on her cart the whole time and a face of steel she looked so strong and i just kept saying thank you and she kept saying not to thank her because she had to stop them.

that was the moment i realized women were the most important beings on this planet and we have to protect each other bc nobody else is going to, she didn’t even know me, we couldn’t even communicate that well because of the language barrier, she could have lost her job for waiting with me in the parking lot but she looked out for me when she didn’t have to, she had nothing to gain from it, i’m 21 now and i tell everyone this story even though it happened 7 years ago, what she did that night helped me form and shape lot of my beliefs early on. 

[actuallunalovegood]

i was at a grocery store really late one night and some old guy kind of eyed me as i walked out of the store next to this other lady. She and I made eye contact and i knew she was scared too. we loaded up our groceries into our cars as fast as possible and I had way more bags than her so she got done faster than me. I panicked because i was sure she was going to leave so i just hurried faster, shaking a little, and then i noticed she sat in her car, watching me and making sure nobody came near. She waited not until all my groceries were loaded, or until my cart was put away, or until I got into my car. No, she didn’t drive away until I drove away. 

And that was the moment that I realized how much women need other women. That we can’t win this war without each other and we have to be looking out for each other, every second. 

[ofgeography]

my last year in new york city, i got off the subway around 9 or 10p.m. i only lived about 5 blocks from the f train, but i hadn’t gotten more than two before a woman’s hand suddenly touched my arm. 

“that guy behind us is following you,” she said. “he was watching you leave the train car and followed you up.”

i hadn’t noticed him, or at least not noticed him following me. when we stopped outside a grocery store, he stopped half a block back and loitered. the woman linked her arm with mine and walked me several blocks out of her way to my front door and made sure i got inside safely.

another time, nocigar and i were walking home and at a stoplight a stranger grabbed my arm when i wouldn’t respond to him and tried to physically drag me over to him. she—who is, by the way, not a very physically imposing girl—ripped his hand off my arm and snarled, “don’t fucking touch her.”

protect your friends. protect strangers. there are good men in the world, but don’t wait for them to do something if you can do it yourself.

[edmundo-noches-buckley]

I was at a club once and my friend left with her boyfriend so I finished my drink and was heading out to the parking lot when three girls came up to me and basically surrounded me. 

“Those guys behind us were talking about following you. We can walk with you.” 

I have MMA training but have never in my life had been offered the protection and sanction of my own gender. This is so important. 

[stele3]

GIRL CODE. FUCKIN’ GIRL CODE. LEAVE NO GIRL BEHIND. EVER.

[ravynfyre]

I always watch out for other people, women *and* men, who are alone, who are at risk, who look like they need help. But if I am ever out anywhere, and someone needs help and I haven’t spotted them yet, I hope to gods that they feel comfortable enough to run to e and treat me like a long lost friend, because I am down with that. I will be their sister/cousin/friend/whatever, and I promise you that I *never* *ever* leave my house without at least one real weapon on me, and my shoes always have steel toes at the very least. I’m no MMA fighter, but I am a fat bitch who can take a knife to my vitals without hitting anything vital for a few inches and I WILL throw down if necessary. I don’t run fast so I promise you that you WILL get away while I lag behind and deal with whatever shit is going down if it comes to that. Hopefully it won’t, though, because I am also smart enough to hit that 911, and I am a loud ass bitch, too. But I can act, and my new best friend/sister/whatever and I will happily wander off to their car or my truck and I will get them the fuck out of there. 

But folks… don’t just look out for your Sisters. Look out for the kids, and for the young men too. They aren’t immune to assault. Just look out for each other. And step up if you can. None of us get out of here alive. Help one another if you can. It’s what makes this shithole better, one little bit at a time.

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