Certified Loser

I'm Sarah and I wish I was dead

[zehrdoktor-deactivated20260425]

[detectivehole]

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

[detectivehole]

hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit

[figofswords]

Stuck.

(it’s 2am, and according to your therapist, you have “a whopping case of ADHD”

[lavenderfables]

Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.

[nerdgul]

then plants in nature be like… OWO .. is that a crack in the concrete?

[taino-ti]

Lil Nas X is the funniest celebrity out there. No I will not be taking questions. 

[junkandstuff]

[mayflyinspace]

[uneventfulness]

[prettyvibesx]

*likes your selfie to let you know you can get it*

[abutterflyobsession]

me: I will do things when I am less tired

me: *never becomes less tired*

me: oh no

[thatwritergirlsblog]

I have never seen anything more accurate in my life

[sojiwater]

[transientgrip]

[thereal1990s]

Freaks and Geeks (1999)

[quepajaeltambler]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits

[wiigiwaamcore]

This video is so top notch, it has so many good things in it: the squinty eyes, the background music, the smack, the fall

[eliminated]

[understands]

[love]

via weheartit.com

[awed-frog]

[officialqueer]

Alexa and Google are girlfriends

[aspoopybean-blog]

Shipped like Amazon

[postllimit]

[benkenobee]

Fun fact y’all, the reason why so many Ancient Greek and Roman statues have tiny genitalia was because large ones were associated with stupidity, ugliness, and foolishness. Smaller penises meant rationality, wisdom, and authority. If you look for ancient statues of well-known horny and mischievous figures like Pan, they have hella large dicks.

[communistbussy]

i’m stupid and my meat is huge

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

himbos

[tdwhisperer]