Spooky

Spoopy times ~ I am the “fucker” in motherfucker ~ All doggos are good doggos

[view-from-up-here]

[boogielouis]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

[spiderparkersfanpage]

If you’re seeing this I’m probably dead from laughing too hard

[fuckyeahmacdeau]

Exact moment each world leader in turn realizes Trump mis-signed new NAFTA agreement

[frottinq]

Okay this is funny but the OP of this like, ships Macron and Trudeau. Like the neoliberal hell nightmare boys.

[nasundertale-deactivated2019112]

[note-a-bear]

This is why tumblr can’t die.

Where else can you experience this kind of journey in 20 words?

[pukicho]

Feeling highly lustful on this night and, a little bit gluttonous !

[chichieef]

Sluttonous

[pukicho]

You have my vote

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you catch more flies with vinegar than with honey. really. vinegar is more attractive to flies, it smells like rotting fruit. 

[crowkay-deactivated20181222]

Who the heck made you judge Judy and electricitioner?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is the only acceptable phrasing

[lil-radon]

Now, I don’t know about flies, but lemme tell y'all, you catch more hornets with honey than vinegar.

[theinturnetexplorer]

Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?

[speciesofleastconcern]

crocodiles confirmed for cuter than human babies

[beggars-opera]

double confirmed

[bax16]

@snakeybones @destrochao @wolfbeat @theblogofmystery

[hannahbutnotthewitch-deactivate]

@broeckoli WHY WON’T YOU LET ME HAVE A CROCO

[lwa-stuff-deactivated20200315]

@broeckoli LET HIM HAVE A CROCO

[division912]

Awww a cute fucker that can bite my finger off as a snack

[narwhalsarefalling]

some people think i learned braille for Cool Points but i actually learned it bc my medicine holder has the days printed in braille and i forget to take my medication a lot. i didnt feel like turning on a light one night just to see my medication so i learned braille out of spite. now everytime i go anywhere i have to read the braille signs and i have seen “woman” misspelled as “noman” SEVERAL times.

[narwhalsarefalling]

Tired Of Waking Up To Take Medication? Learn Braille

[narwhalsarefalling]

deer diary: today i got a death threat for learning a language

[etct-deactivated20240208]

Oh my fucking god god god god god i just found the funniest picture while deep into google images

[etct-deactivated20240208]

[callmebliss]

I gotta ask, what were you searching for that you dug up such a gem?

[etct-deactivated20240208]

It was honestly something like “fucking Bingo boy when the binga bonga bling” i can tell you exactly when i get home

[etct-deactivated20240208]

[bitchycode]

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I regret

[brad-lee-deactivated20190820]

I recommend watching Arthur Christmas if you haven’t already.

[charmyluckz]

when tumblr gets inevitably deleted lets all go on one giant google doc

[clinicallylycanthropic]

we would all have to… maybe….. each type with a unique color…………. or perhaps some other way of making our text entirely unique and recognizable

[wicabels]

Something unique about our typing styles… Something perhaps that one might call ‘quirky’………

[surprisebitch]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

What does this mean?

[smoochuu-deactivated20181228]

god i wish i was you

[transmedbreadd]

if you are attracted to both genders, even if it’s just 99:1 then you’re bi. if is 50:50, 63:37, 84.50:15.50, it doesn’t matter, you are bi. stop coming up with these other bullshit sexuality’s that are real unneeded.

[frettedwithgoldenfire-deactivat]

Are the straights ok????? The man is clearly moulting.

[brokenheart-isblind]

@the-real-ted-cruz

[the-real-ted-cruz]

as if the gays don’t think im a snack

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

“Semi-hotness” ok hold the phone y’all gotta stop

[daisenseiben]

Tumblr Staff: In order to make a more positive website, we will be banning all porn effective the 17th.

A whole bunch of fuckin degenerates who now have nothing to lose: Ravioli, ravioli, time to post the loli.

[depsidase]

[kim-kartrashcan]

I mean…I’d be concerned too

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

Thank you !!! Finally someone said it