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Yay pride!

I should post my writing on here, but it is all for OCs and world building I am doing for a DnD game im planning.

My single mutual however knows the people Im running the campaign for, so if I do no telling.

#consume #you know who im talking about #its a lot of short stories #do posts have a word count?#that could be a problem #I could also just rant about my weird gods i made up #also theres toxic yuri #you people like that right?

My dog is 19 years old, I love her to death and have had her for most of my life HOWEVER her being 19 has some very fun side-effects...

1. She's a fucking asshole, and she knows she can get away with it. She just squatted and pissed on the floor directly in front of my mother and I the other day.

2. Eats pennies. We find them absolutely destroyed around the house. I dont know why she does this.

3. Only actually likes one person, follows my mother around the house so close under foot she has knocked my mother over twice this week.

-- my mother walked in while I was writing this and the damn dog was so excited she started shaking.

This is her btw

So uh, worth it

#pets #dogs of tumblr #shes so stupid #and also so judgemental #i took that picture when she was trying to steal my dunkin

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Heres some more Project Hail Mary comics, just for fun!

Its a long way to Erid so like they got alot of time to do whatever, i think theyd have to talk about pokemon at SOME point at least! XD

i hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME day!!!

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I haven't been able to watch it yet but ive been salivating over fanart. Also Pokemon! Yay!

#god i love you fanart for a thing i haven’t seen yet #they are so silly #maybe im silly #i wanna tag my one mutual so they can see but i dont know how

Waow I didn't know tumblr had Lancer. Isn't that funkalicious

#lancer ttrpg #silly

I should post more often, but I get too distracted by scrolling and telling my jokes to the voices.

#comedy #they really get my best jokes #also i forget i can post things sometimes

How many people is the correct number of people to follow, are there rules, does the website have rules?

Also can I unfollow staff? I think they should have to earn their followers just like everyone else.

#tumblr.com #why is staff #im still new #what are the rules

I want to post more but I haven't done any art or anything recently. Im not actually that in interesting bitches are just captivated by my terrible dancing

#im like a bird #i also wear cool jewelery that woman love #jokes on them i dont like women #yapping

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Some DOREmans

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Mostly him falling down the stairs, I finally stopped being an Apollo main and put Rem, Viscous and Doorman into my roster. Bitches love when I door my man

#hes so stupid #he also allows me to engage in my favorite activity #being fucking annoying #it turns out i suck real bad at apollo #but im pretty decent at these new fellas

Getting food from a dining hall is great cus I got a nice caprese sandwich-- opened it up (I was taking off the tomatoes don't judge me) the whole center of the sandwich has no mozzarella????

#i know that they specialize in prison food but really #like its freaking mozzarella #its not even good mozzarella #i pay you so much money #college life #dorm life

What if is was a pleasant 65 degrees out? I am chilly, it is April, warm up.

#too cold #spring #i am wrapped up in a blanket rn #i want to go get hashbrowns #but i dont wanna go outside

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TADC ep 8 spoilers

Wyd when you kill your ai son on accident

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Ohhhhh my god

#my poor boy #he was trying so hard

Class should not be mandatory if said class is stupid. I am the one paying you, shut up and give me my grade.

#i hate this proffesor #i hate it here #my tuition is too expensive for this #college life

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Thinking too much about driving 🚗

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And thats why I don't do it.

#its a 3 ton death trap #we should still be riding horses #i am not a horseboy #horseboy?#i think that may just be a cowboy #dumb stuff #cars #driving

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see i would like to be ground up and used as fertilizer. not right now but yeah, someday

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"I will grind you into bonemeal to feed my rose bush" was a threat i used so often before I realized that's an ideal burial option. messed up that the two main options (embalming & cremation) are so eco-unfriendly. Repair Reuse Recycle applies to my corpses too dangnabbit!!!

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#i wanna be broth and then fertilizer HEY @catmorlandleaguette TELL ME MORE ABOUT CORPSE BROTH

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This is great, very environmental, gardens are good but you know what's really bad is that legally you cant be taxidermied and i think thats absolutely ridiculous.

I have gone on a rant about this in public irl, this is my hill

#im not saying i wanna be taxidermied #BUT #legally its a stupid precedent #like its MY body #if i tell my loved ones to taxidermy me #the government should NOT be involved

Why does Tumblr have adds, its Tumblr, they should know Im poor.

Also Tumblr premium??? There is nothing premium about this and thats what I signed up for

#also i think ive discovered the infamous porn bots #i have never paid for a thing in my life #the adds keep scaring me #they make me think im posting in my sleep #tumblr premium #adds

Hello???

[ID: screenshot of a popup reading "real quick What do you think of the Tumblr app?" followed by 3 emoji faces. End ID]

I understand one (1) of these faces and it would not be how this pop-up made me feel. What is this app

#i look away for one second #is it staff?#did staff do this?#i though we all knew this was the hellsite #what does that face mean?

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