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james deberg 🤡 @discodaydreaming

[whiteboyhysteria]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Um so basically there's a darkness

[whiteboyhysteria]

he gettin all the krill

[jame7t]

There is no such thing as “safe sex.” The centipede

[evilwizard]

oh i can’t fucking believe this. the gods—they smote me. just smited me out of the blue. i’ve been smit. they gave me absolutely no warning before smating me. smoted my guts all over the place. with thunderbolts and everything. absolutely smurted me

[evilwizard]

linguists and philosophers don’t know how this word works really

[luxlightly]

Nurse: "Your sturgeon will be in shortly"

Patient: "You mean my surgeon?"

Nurse: "No."

*an 800 pound fish flops into the room, thrashing violently on the linoleum and knocking medical equipment to the floor*

[whiteboyhysteria]

this is the hasn't slept in sooo long white boy hysteria

[whiteboyhysteria]

catching up on follows is a later james problem

[v4mpbait-deactivated20240811]

weird autism sex save me

[whiteboyhysteria]

gonna hit on benny's mom today 😎

[whiteboyhysteria]

alexa how do i make my eyes stay open

[whiteboyhysteria]

me: filling benny in while i watch jersey shore

benny: looks back at his phone not assed to keep up

[whiteboyhysteria]

i can feel the tired in my bones

[memewhore]

[whiteboyhysteria]

that was about nicki minaj soRRY

[whiteboyhysteria]

imagine having a tour and having minors wear vests to keep your husband away from them

[whiteboyhysteria]

sitting on a bench in walmart hbu