And sometimes a Potato

. | ~ | ‘96 | Ace/Aro | ~ | . XenobladeChronicles, DevilMayCry, CodeVein, FireEmblem, etc. Most things are tagged except memes and pokemon

[bulkhummus]

based off of this post

[beggars-opera]

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING

[ceruleana]

project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"

[markiplieroncesaid]

Markiplier 67 incident

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[dinodoggie]

Heres some more Project Hail Mary comics, just for fun!

Its a long way to Erid so like they got alot of time to do whatever, i think theyd have to talk about pokemon at SOME point at least! XD

i hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME day!!!

[heph]

Fleeting memory 💭

[thegameoflovemindberries]

TAG GAME ❗️❗️❗️

Mine

....I don't mind

I'll tag @rasin-c00ldude @bonnie181987 @latinumenthusiast @bubonichronic @hugoreyeswife @pepsicanzonthefloor @elliotmustd1e @fuckin8alien @frerardisreal666 @goatcutter @rowenrefugee @psycocilybe @enora-elk-kirkton @vierraz @whotfisflight and anyone else who want

[awaggaa]

fuckk its symmetrical jesus 😭😭

@alien-til-i-stage @bluemoonscap @nottoonedin @lyrebirb @rachaellikespink @jackmerridews @crows-suast4r @h00tzz @knizuu @starry-skiez @batsonmyboxers @killcutbash @sweetztombs @kaazable @lilacs-echoing @chevalperd @san-wren

[nottoonedin]

IT'S FATE AMEN🙏🙏🙏HYUNA MY WIFE

@eating-you-alive-cutely @billwasnot @rockwgooglyeyes and anyone else who wants to join <33

[eating-you-alive-cutely]

huh…..toon it’s safe to say you’re luckier than me

@o-cinnamonstickz i need you to do this one

+ anyone else who wants to join !!

[o-cinnamonstickz]

NOT BAD. I’ll take him bro.

One of the other options was Sukuna 💀💀

@gessshoku @xnanosilverx @kagedbird @robinettegreen @pulsarsatellite @axolotlinjammies and to anyone would like to join!!! (Sorry to those I didn’t tag, I have the memory of a watermelon 😭😭).

[gessshoku]

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I SAVED THIS BC I NEEDED A REEEEFFFF😭😭

Credit to @vacantfields for this wonderful art of their OC!! This.. technically counts as a fictional character(?)

Tags: @vacantfields (because why not), @eating-you-alive-cutely @erevast @alternativesaga @demonchib @lec743 @xertias @bittysteam + anyone else cause this is always fun

[bittysteam]

KGDHODKD DCA practice doodles because I forgot how to draw the mfer 😭 guess we gotta marry now

Istg everytime I draw them the art style changes

@theohnocorral @ntls-24722 @luna-amina @kabra-malvada

[kabra-malvada]

GLADLY CALL ME SEÑORA WAGNER THANK YOU

@axolotluv @maudiemoods @bamsara @spaciebabie

[axolotluv]

I have NO fictional characters saved dude...this is from MONTHS ago but SURE I'll marry Soulvester

@viccyofficial @ariisonfire @dimonds456 @mint-silver @maudiemoods @sunnys-aesthetic

[ariisonfire]

Ari marries Vash the stampede no one is surprised

@the1trueanon @celestialrobos @spear-mint101 @nick1epick1e

[iron-galliant]

I took this screenshot...... because i was mad at him for tlaking bad abt my worm...... and was telling my friends how i dont like him bc hes mean to me.......

....does this mean i have to marry him in game. I dont wanna. Hes nean to me.

@amberluvsbugs @voice-of-mischief @burntowl @gimme-the-gun-ill-shoot @lec743 @pinksparklelps

[gimme-the-gun-ill-shoot]

Out of respect for people who have not played Fields of Mistria I have blurred this guy, but I was planning on romancing him from the start so...

@whitefire321 @burntowl @actuallyorion @bladeangelx

[macabro]

In his own ship, mind you.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

🎉 divorce moodboard bc i finally got divorced todayyyyyyy 🎉

🥳🍾🎊

[let-history-be-unwritten]

so ive got a friend into FFXIV

and this was the fucking MSQ line up she somehow ended up with and honestly I just wasn't aware I was playing on balmung

[daemon-siblings]

“the five pairs I’ve killed have all been garbo”

“mine have also been garbo”

the dub made a funny dialogue change here, jin’s like a dad trying to relate to his teenage daughter

[rokuii6i2]

Liking these two a lot

[astellarrion]

Hail Mary orbital maneuver to gather Taumoeba.

Aurora slingshot maneuver to try and find the Degasi survivors.

Ryland Grace's maneuver to try and escape Adrian's gravity.

Captain Hollister's maneuver to keep the ship intact during the crash so that his crew had a chance of rescue.

[aropride]

realizing there's no logical reason for the characters to be doing the thing you want them to be doing

realizing that just means you can find an illogical reason instead

[dyke-parade]

another phm book thing it would've been so funny to see in the film is stratt trying to brute-force her way into a new zealand max-security prison and getting pissed that she has to have a pat-down first bc that's slowing down her world-saving mission, making grace have a very teachery moment of "uh uh! you can't always use 'i'm saving the world' as an excuse to be a jerk!" to which functional world dictator stratt actually admits "yeah ok you might have a point" (and then recruits an embezzler convicted of manslaughter to pave the sahara desert into an astrophage breeder farm bc this book is fucking wild) i can't stress enough that NOBODY is doing it like these two. dynamic of all time

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.