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[dutchster]

[toastbutteregg]

THIS IS SO ADORABLE!!!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jehovahhthickness]

They’re huge??????????

[conjuringtheroot]

That’s……a fucking WOMBAT?!?!

[witches-ofcolor]

i thought wombats were small. That looks photoshopped!

[black-mountain-radio]

That’s Patrick! A wombat raised since he was a joey on a wildlife park in Victoria, Aussie, he’s known as both the oldest and biggest wombat we know of!

Most wombats average around 30 to 40 inches, so fat Pat is definitely an outlier. For comparison here’s a more ‘regular’ wombat. 

[blackpyrefly]

dynamaxed

[stevetwisp]

[tootnoodle]

ive never seen the movie so im just gonna assume this is the actual plot

[notyoursaviour]

La letra con amor, entra. (via)

[succubye01]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL “INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING”…!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL… REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[thehauntedmansion2003]

if this post gets deleted on the 17th I’m going with it

[thehauntedmansion2003]

I’m pleased to announce that after nearly a year since the great tumblr porn ban of ‘18 Those Books Are Pussys has survived the great purge 

[rocksolidsteadycupholders]

IS ANYTHING BETTER THAN PUSSY!?

YES A REALLY GOOD BOOK

[lbitch]

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[disregardthisacc]

I literally just spent $1700….

[lisinfleur]

It would solve my life

[blluish]

my whole personality is nostalgia , actually,

[dankmemesforsadteens]

Idk why I laughed so hard at this

[cantanopeshitthatwastaken]

[squidwardsupportgroup]

[halfsad-deactivated20180421]

why the FUCK does squidward have fingers

[catchymemes]

IG: Uniquesora

[theindependentconservative]

cosplay level AWESOME!

[zykova]

[onthatslither]

I didn’t even know that was the same girl the whole time

[mothcub]

[aibaaina]

Kristen Bell accepting her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame || November 19, 2019

[podencos]

Not to be that person but I keep slipping in and out of dimensions

[catasters]

[nataliedormier]

[danfreakindavis-deactivated2019]

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

[simonamstellshair]

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

[cornchipz-revival]

oh my god you can