[healthy-heatherr]

Exercise is a celebration of what your body can do. Not a punishment for what you ate.

[whiteknight480]

Ladies and gentle men of tumblr please welcome the love of my life to tumblr. @littleshadow1

[scifiseries]

Bus

[curvesrsexy]

Not a bus.

This thing is an one of a kind, amazing machine. Built in 1939, weighs 12 tons and is powered by a 302 cubic inch, inline 6 engine.

9 of these still survive out of 12 built.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GM_Futurliner

[whiteknight480]

The most beautiful piece of automotive art ever built

[tastefullyoffensive]

Must be a self-starter!

[whiteknight480]

Masters Degree preferred with 15 years experience.

Starting salary $15.75 an hour

[oniricon]

[the-untamed-shrew]

The ultimate booty call?

[42ds]

Dial-a-dick.

[awakebutdreaming]

Call-a-cock

[42ds]

Phone-a-Phallus

[whiteknight480]

Ring-a-dingaling

[ampervadasz]

[andy-kandy]

These are what pranks should be….

[queenstravelingdarling]

My heart would have came out my chest!!!

[biglawbear]

That was CLEVER

[whiteknight480]

This is some Adams Family level shit right here

[debelice]

A majestic view of a rain-laden cloud blasting hard.  When many clouds gather in the sky in this way and their waters fall like this in the same place, here a phenomenon we call the Flood is formed.-

[yungmelaninking]

Fuckkk…

[whiteknight480]

Blahahahahahaah

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[whiteknight480]

Funniest moment of the entire show @littleshadow1

[obviousplant]

I installed a ‘Relationship Saving Station’ at Ikea to help keep couples from fighting.

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

The slip of paper says “This place is a maze. I can’t escape”

[anachronic-cobra]

Does OP work at Ikea or did they just show up there and install this station because Ikea is so surreal that I definitely just assumed it was the latter before I thought about it

[whiteknight480]

@littleshadow1 where was this last time we want to IKEA

[inabluedr3am]

remember to reblog 👌 👍

[whiteknight480]

Always amazing

[househunting]

$849,950/1 br/2350 sq ft

Redmond, WA

built in 1981

[whiteknight480]

@littleshadow1 wanna move to Washington?

[ohsjitsherewegoagain-deactivate]

[thewolfofwinterfell]

Shhh. Its ok. Dont be scared. I know there’s a thundestorm going on. I know it scares you. Just cuddle up in my arms. Close your eyes. Breathe in my scent. Hold on to my arm. I am right here wrapped around you. I will never let anything harm you. And every time you are scared I want you to know I will always be there to keep you safe. 

[curiousgirlseeking]

But what if I love storms? The energy and the power make me laugh and grin and feel alive. What then?

[whiteknight480]

If it’s raining outside they why is there a bright spot on the bed like it was sun coming in the window?

[inabluedr3am]

did someone order a stretchy gorl w alright balance bc she here

[mjar1020]

Wish I could suck on your pussy while your leg is up like that….

[inabluedr3am]

calm down not everything has to be sexual 🙄

[whiteknight480]

That’s some impressive balance and stretching. Takes a lot of work to be able to do this.

[thecommonchick]

THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂

[roaringstream]

“Do NOT tell the world about this” 200,000 notes

[skullsmuldon]

A little video we all should take a moment to watch and think about. 

Instead of thinking about what divides us we should think about what we have in common…

[cantgetanygayerthanthat]

I’ve reblogged this on every account I have.

[actuallyclintbarton]

This is simplistic and intended to tug on heartstrings and all that shit but guys I really needed to see something about people not being dicks so if you needed that too please watch this.

Thanks for this, Denmark.

[jumpingjacktrash]

i think maybe we could all use a little simple heartstring-tugging right about now. <3

[digger-one]

😍☮️👍

[barebillmann]

Thank you for sharing this!

[whiteknight480]

This is maybe the most important thing on the internet

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Cacio e Pepe

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[notvoid]

this kid pranking his stepdad is so good

[glassofcoldjuice-deactivated202]

😂😂