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silvermoon424

This tweet read me to filth

#real af

theseulgis

SEULGI :: Summer Mini Album 【Velvet Summer】 ➫ 2026.08.03 6PM (KST)

#seulgi #red velvet

dailyrv

Red Velvet 'Velvet Summer' Mood Clip #1 Big Wave

#oh my god the queens of summer are back to save us #red velvet #kpop #joy #wendy #seulgi #yeri #irene

riahina

maya + blue hair 💙

#maya #xg

harkamal

I like finding out what people my age and older had as their first cell phone. Anybody younger and their answer is a generic Android or iPhone. Phones from the 2000s were some wacky device like the sidekick or samsung x83 or lg env2

My first phone was a nokia 1112 in 2008

#I think mine was also a nokia 1112 or some very similar model #and I don’t know the exact year I was probably 12-ish so like circa 2010 #it was one of those strictly for emergencies deals couldn’t text because it cost money #(and also I could never figure out how to text with just the 1-9 keyboard #first phone I could actually use outside of emergency calls was an LG Neon around like 2012-ish #still didn’t have unlimited texting but I COULD actually text on it from time to time

rubysapphrald

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

rubysapphrald

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

#hell even if you are a picky eater get behind me #it’s no one else’s fucking business what you eat or don’t eat #new rule if anyone comments on what you’re eating/not eating unprompted legally you can kill them

a-really-bad-decision

Dragon age origins is like…. You’re nineteen, new in town, and it’s your second day at pizza hut. You don’t even know how to work the register yet and you just watched your manager get carted off by the paramedics. You have no contact info for him, his next of kin, or corporate. The only other employee is the guy who’s been here for two weeks and is a bit of a doofus, and neither of you really know what you’re supposed to do now. You both desperately need this job though, and the doofus at least has a drivers license and *kiiinda* knows how to use the oven so you just. Shrug, and start taking orders and making pizzas and praying to god that the bills are on autopay.

And weirdly enough you’re really good at this: making pizzas and dealing with shitty customers and breaking up fights in the parking lot and pretending to be Duncan’s cousin on the phone so the utility company doesn’t cut off the power. But running a store is a lot of work for two dumb kids, so slowly you start accumulating a bunch of competent weirdos to help out, like the nun who left her convent because god told her to help you make pizzas, and the elderly school teacher who just survived a mass shooting, and the guy the papa johns down the street hired to run you over. And really there’s no way any of this should be working as well as it is - you’re absolutely committing fraud of some kind here - but you’ve managed to dodge the landlord every time he’s stopped by, and the health inspector never shows up to tell you to stop letting your dog hang out behind the counter and you’re all still kinda looking at each other and asking ‘are we allowed to just do this?’ before shrugging again and continuing to make pizzas, until somehow, through a series of unlikely technicalities, your doofus coworker ends up on the ballot for governor.

And after like five months of this the regional manager wanders in out of nowhere and you’re sure he’s about to chew your ass out for this mess, but it turns out he’s pretty chill and honestly kind of impressed with how you managed to keep the place up and running all on your own. So now you’re all thinking ‘thank god, there’s someone here who actually knows how to run a Pizza Hut’ only for him to get hit by a car two days later on the night of the Super Bowl.

#okay I HAVE to know who morrigan would be in this analogy #and Sten #dragon age