Knife emoji is my constant mood

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

[ssexsophie8127]

fuck you

[ssexsophie8127]

i won

[cookieboojar]

[shlurmp]

[altocat]

Alto I think you deserve this ✨

WHAT THE FUCK LMAO

I spat out orange juice all over the screen 😂

This is hilarious. And so, so cursed. Thank you!

[keyblades-n-shit]

If yall can’t love xehanort at his oldest and baldest you can’t love him as a young, well dressed homosexual.

[chelsamander]

[altocat]

This glowgate thing doesn't sound very innocent, but here's something adjacently related because cats+Sephiroth+glow that IS innocent.

Scientists accidentally made glow in the dark cats while trying to cure FIV. This is a real thing. They spliced them with jelly fish genes and now their fur glows under UV light. Splicing cat and jellyfish to cure an illness but accidentally getting cool glowing cats is pretty Sephiroth

Oh my god it's real

[rosy-crow]

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore

[prismaticpichu]

I love that Sephiroth simultaneously has unmatched intelligence and also the iq of a bagel. It’s somehow one of the most human things about him, and I love him to death for it shshshh

[altocat]

Reminder that this man:

used to enjoy throwing swords at his friends' heads for fun

caused the plot of ff7 because he got a little too excited while playfighting with genesis

basically told zack to let hollander run because shrug whatever

wastes shampoo every single time he bathes

dragged angeal into a silent hill scooby doo fest because "muh sword"

secretly wants to skip around in flower fields with mommy

willingly yeeted himself off a fucking bridge into raging floodwater

threw a ball of materia at cloud's nuts before doing a sick triple flip and nyoooooming

sat on the fucking floor of the temple of the ancients because he was tired of standing around ig

floated around upside down explaining multiverse shit

canonically gets the zoomies whenever cloud is in the same room as him

He is an actual moron and I'm here for it.

[nights-at-crystarium]

✧✦✧ "Fragments" - episode 89 ✧✦✧

Plausible deniability.

New reader? episode list on tumblr | fragments.gay | webtoon Read 4 more episodes and support the comic: patreon | kofi

[altocat]

Director, I was sucking off Angeal and a green glowing fluid that smells an awful lot like mako just went down my mouth. Is that normal for SOLDIERS?

IZUNIA THIS IS CURSED WHYYYYYYYY

if it's not Izunia and someone who remembers Glowgate...ALSO WHYYYYYYYYYYY 😂

[whitetigerdemoness]

Finally...the Solider Juice...

[altocat]

inflicting period cramps on AGSZ 👉✨

The main SOLDIER lounge in less than twenty seconds:

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[tankhall]

i think the most beautiful thing about being a human is the capacity to change

[kriosv]