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married! Married!! MARRIED !!!

something to imagine: if they survive all of this, and live long enough to have kids, one of these days, a tiny quarter-elf kiddo will wake her parents up with a small, wavering voice, afraid of the storm raging outside, and percy's first, involuntary thought will not be, "oh, no, my child needs comforting," but rather, "scanlan?"

MSDMNGSDLGHKLSDJHDGKL FUCK

cinderfell

vex and percy are straight up going to punt their child across the room because they have flashbacks to a gnome bard in a silk g-string trying to crawl into bed with them

curriebelle

derolo dropkick

whitneyderolo-blog

This is sad and hilarious at the same time. Hilariously tragic?

blackcanarywrites

for @vexahliawrites

caitcorrain

Lord and Lady De Rolo doing their best snooty nobility act for the royal portrait painter.

Percy De Rolo is @narrendor (who is SUCH a good Percy!!! Please note the smug smirk and utter perfection!!!)

Vex’ahlia is yours truly

Photo by Coldbluesky Photography

whitneyderolo-blog

Posterity portrait for the annals. Mum and Dad would be proud.

Harry Potter and How the Scene Should Have Gone

Umbridge: Mr. Potter, do you expect to be attacked in my class?

Harry: Yes.

Umbridge: What?

Harry: Well, I mean, I'm running four for four.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: Quirrel tried to choke me out.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: And Lockhart tried to wipe my memory.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: Of course, Professor Lupin didn't mean it. He just forgot his potion, but still, totally went werewolf on me.

Umbridge: MR. POTTER-

Harry: And then Moody turned out to be an escaped Death Eater in disguise.

Umbridge: POTTER!

Harry: So, yeah, I figure it's 100% you'll attack me in June, 50/50 you'll try to kill me, with a 25% chance of an Unforgivable curse.

Harry: (Turns to Hermione)

Harry: Did I get the math right?

Hermione: Yes.

impactcosplays

Wonder Woman 2017 Cosplay - God Killer by TineMarieRiis

dainesanddaffodils

the de Rolos are at your party and they are judging it, and also you

moonsrain

The fabulous @chronologicalimplosion and myself cosplayed Percival and Cassandra de Rolo at Raleigh Supercon this past weekend. I made both our costumes and had a ton of fun with this!

Percy: There will already be several creatures fighting over my soul when I die.

Vex, immediately: And I'll be one of them!

kuinshiart

Floral Vox Machina 💐

anonymous401

A tree is just a door that hasn’t been made yet, remember. We’re doomed.

Percy, Critical Role (via anonymous401)

mytxheart17-blog

In loving memory of scanlan shorhalt we will miss u buddy we love u so much❤😍😘

whitneyderolo-blog

Still miss him. Sorry, not sorry, Tarry.

vicious-rhythm

sometimes i forget how much i love Vex’ahlia

and then she deadpan threatens an old man with sex to make him go to bed

thealeksdemon-art

I know I have many other things to do, but I have no restraint and all these feelings need to be put somewhere

curriebelle

Chapter 11

Think in the Morning, Act in the Noon

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5188709/chapters/19906849

A dead man’s poetry, graveyard gloom, sexy books and bad ideas. Someone help these poor kids.

izzymatic-art

Percy’s GQ photoshoot lol

tanoraqui

listen: Cassandra Johanna von Musel Klossowski de Rolo I, Sovereign of Whitestone and Empress of the New Tal’Dorei Empire. we all know this is where we’re headed.

professorsparkletrash

Percy appoints his sister empress so he can continue to avoid his responsibilities, but this time with imperial approval

tanoraqui

plot twist: her first move as Empress is to fucking put him in charge of the city of Whitestone itself. (do your job, Percival. stop leaving your sister in the lurch.)

cinderfell

#PERCY DE ROLO HAS NEVER HAD A REAL JOB IN HIS LIFE

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