Critical de Rolo

Whitney Francesca de Rolo (I know, not as impressive as Percival's name), deceased, watching over and commenting on my older brother's journey across Exandria with Vox Machina.

[whothebuckdraws]

married! Married!! MARRIED !!!

[cinderfell]

something to imagine: if they survive all of this, and live long enough to have kids, one of these days, a tiny quarter-elf kiddo will wake her parents up with a small, wavering voice, afraid of the storm raging outside, and percy's first, involuntary thought will not be, "oh, no, my child needs comforting," but rather, "scanlan?"

MSDMNGSDLGHKLSDJHDGKL FUCK

[cinderfell]

vex and percy are straight up going to punt their child across the room because they have flashbacks to a gnome bard in a silk g-string trying to crawl into bed with them

[curriebelle]

derolo dropkick

[whitneyderolo-blog]

This is sad and hilarious at the same time. Hilariously tragic?

[blackcanarywrites]

for @vexahliawrites 

[caitcorrain]

Lord and Lady De Rolo doing their best snooty nobility act for the royal portrait painter.

Percy De Rolo is @narrendor (who is SUCH a good Percy!!! Please note the smug smirk and utter perfection!!!)

Vex’ahlia is yours truly

Photo by Coldbluesky Photography

[whitneyderolo-blog]

Posterity portrait for the annals. Mum and Dad would be proud.

[whitneyderolo-blog]

Harry Potter and How the Scene Should Have Gone

Umbridge: Mr. Potter, do you expect to be attacked in my class?

Harry: Yes.

Umbridge: What?

Harry: Well, I mean, I'm running four for four.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: Quirrel tried to choke me out.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: And Lockhart tried to wipe my memory.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: Of course, Professor Lupin didn't mean it. He just forgot his potion, but still, totally went werewolf on me.

Umbridge: MR. POTTER-

Harry: And then Moody turned out to be an escaped Death Eater in disguise.

Umbridge: POTTER!

Harry: So, yeah, I figure it's 100% you'll attack me in June, 50/50 you'll try to kill me, with a 25% chance of an Unforgivable curse.

Harry: (Turns to Hermione)

Harry: Did I get the math right?

Hermione: Yes.

[impactcosplays]

Wonder Woman 2017 Cosplay - God Killer by TineMarieRiis

[dainesanddaffodils]

the de Rolos are at your party and they are judging it, and also you

[moonsrain]

The fabulous @chronologicalimplosion and myself cosplayed Percival and Cassandra de Rolo at Raleigh Supercon this past weekend. I made both our costumes and had a ton of fun with this!

[whitneyderolo-blog]

Percy: There will already be several creatures fighting over my soul when I die.

Vex, immediately: And I'll be one of them!

[kuinshiart]

Floral Vox Machina 💐

[anonymous401]

A tree is just a door that hasn’t been made yet, remember. We’re doomed.

Percy, Critical Role (via anonymous401)

[mytxheart17-blog]

In loving memory of scanlan shorhalt we will miss u buddy we love u so much❤😍😘

[whitneyderolo-blog]

Still miss him. Sorry, not sorry, Tarry.

[vicious-rhythm]

sometimes i forget how much i love Vex’ahlia

and then she deadpan threatens an old man with sex to make him go to bed

[thealeksdemon-art]

I know I have many other things to do, but I have no restraint and all these feelings need to be put somewhere

[curriebelle]

Chapter 11

Think in the Morning, Act in the Noon

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5188709/chapters/19906849

A dead man’s poetry, graveyard gloom, sexy books and bad ideas. Someone help these poor kids.

[izzymatic-art]

Percy’s GQ photoshoot lol 

[tanoraqui]

listen: Cassandra Johanna von Musel Klossowski de Rolo I, Sovereign of Whitestone and Empress of the New Tal’Dorei Empire. we all know this is where we’re headed.

[professorsparkletrash]

Percy appoints his sister empress so he can continue to avoid his responsibilities, but this time with imperial approval

[tanoraqui]

plot twist: her first move as Empress is to fucking put him in charge of the city of Whitestone itself. (do your job, Percival. stop leaving your sister in the lurch.)

[cinderfell]

#PERCY DE ROLO HAS NEVER HAD A REAL JOB IN HIS LIFE

[whitneyderolo-blog]

I am Whitney Francesca de Rolo, and I approve this post.