[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[woahajimes]

been thinking about this for the past half hour.

the comment section is a joke but i got nothing

[woahajimes]

jermont???

[lambchop-soup]

Jyoming is pissing and crying 

[roman-roy-apologist]

noooo not mboy jarkansas

[kaity--did]

Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

[kaity--did]

Criminal charges

[kaity--did]

Hey hey hey HEY

He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.

[pigcatapult]

Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.

[kaity--did]

He’s not playing with it

He’s eating it.

I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.

I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.

[kaity--did]

We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole

6 tips

3 of the ear light cover things

Our other cats collar

the ear bud of the vets stethoscope 

several hearts

a plastic glove

the vet techs hair tie

Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal

[synebluetoo]

Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff

[kaity--did]

This is his ledge

His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”

I am 5’5”

I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.

[samgiddings]

“understand the palm of my hand, bitch” is such a raw line you’d think it came from shakespeare but it’s actually from the 2015 PlayStation 4 exclusive Until Dawn

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[valtsv]

"you look tired" well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

5th grade you was correct about everything actually

[catasters]

[chleopetras]

[naamahdarling]

You laugh while he’s STARVING! 😭

[tastefullyoffensive]

[oncesingingalways]

Quality. Content.

[glossiermemes]

[123235785898313578973-deactivat]

every time I meet an eccentric older woman who lives out in the middle of nowhere I’m like ok fine maybe I do have a future and dont need to kill myself at 25

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[byjove]

everyone reblogs this post but only the versions without the little lady who inspired it :/

[zonnesproetje]

im just a normal girl . i sit near a body of water and immediately experience the entire range of human emotions

[dankmemeuniversity]

[firefox-official]

“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

[firefox-official]

“that character is irredeemable” god i hope so. i hope they get worse

[knifefightscene]

People will have u believe feminism has gone too far when it has gone absolutely no fucking where