help i’m being held hostage by two old gays

[whoaredanandphil]

oh we breached containment BADDD

[phovaries]

dan and phil are my worst enemy and my greatest ally. like when everything sucks i have dnp but also when im supposed to be Normal and lock in they come haunting me like two tall ghastly spectors constantly looking over my shoulder and beckoning me to the yaoi dimension

[queerdnp]

[whoaredanandphil]

a second hard launch has hit the phandom

[cuntholicism]

congrats to dan and phil for coming out as british or whatever idk i havent read the full article yet #blessed

[ninjago1direction]

Well they had a good run

[phulge]

how it feels having to go to a normie ass job when dan and phil just came out as a couple of 16 years

[lizardsmp3]

this is so bad for me. this is so bad for me.

[whoaredanandphil]

“you never knew it, but phan was always real”

[finelytaylored]

seasons change but people don’t or whatever(x)

[giacwise]

Rewatching Dan and Phil after the events of 13/10/2025.

[ahappyphjl]

"i've decided not to take any personal trauma from this"

[whoaredanandphil]

[whoaredanandphil]

dnp be like: “guys we are not the ideal relationship!!!! anyway this is us btw”

[whoaredanandphil]

alright guys…. i’m 23….. who wanna have a parasocial crush on me so hard that i notice and then we can start a homosexual empire and admit to being in a relationship 16 years and three joint world tours later????

[daylightglitch]

a day for the Phistory books : a musical

[oldphanny]

So like... now what? Does Tumblr get deleted now? We beat the final boss [phan hard launch]

[whoaredanandphil]

i cannot believe what they went through, but what a testament that they made it out together. incredibly parasocialy proud of these two adult men.