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[junkfoodcinemas]

Aliens (1986) dir. James Cameron

[blurbitch]

this set cracks me the fuck up because this is literally the type of shit I think and say to myself every day before work, during work, after work. It’s like the call of the fucking millennial cause everything fucking sucks. Don’t mind me I’m just having a bit of an existential crisis✨

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[mysterious-gizem]

[nekosaws]

reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers

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[tedchaough]

GIRLS (2012-2017) Costume design by Jenn Rogien

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[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[goldpersonified]

I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this 

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[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[mxmistakes]

Thinking again about sterek fake dating in s1 because Scott, in the bullet episode, tells Allison that Stiles and Derek are dating to explain why Derek is in the school. It was the first thing that occurred to him because Stiles just told him he might be interested in guys so-

Allison tells Lydia, who tells Danny, who tells Jackson, and suddenly everyone knows

Stiles and Derek of course wanted to tell the truth before it became A Thing. But Scott convinces Stiles to lie because he doesn't want to look like a liar in front of Allison. And yeah the guy sucks but it would only be for a bit and then they can fake break up and no harm would be done! (Except for Stiles' ego because no one would believe that he chose to let a guy like Derek go)

Stiles, however, is weak to Scott's puppy eyes. And apparently Derek is weak to Stiles' doe eyes too because for some reason he finds himself agreeing despite having 27 problems right now and 0 energy to be more involved in Scott's relationship drama

He agrees with the condition that it's just an "in name" thing. Where he doesn't Actually have to act like Stiles' boyfriend, because he has things to do and an alpha to find and has no time for this-

Unfortunately for him, Lydia is curious about this new development (she didn't see it coming and is deeply perturbed by this so now she has to figure them out whether they like it or not) and keeps inviting Allison and Scott on double dates and oh who would've thought! Now Stiles doesn't need to awkwardly five wheel them and instead he can come with his new boyfriend and they can all get along!!!

Cue Scott's puppy eyes

Cue Stiles' doe eyes

Cue Derek agreeing for reasons that are beyond him

The Sheriff, of course, finds out. Because Lydia's very public dates mean they have no chance to hide it. So Derek finds himself having a "meet the parents" dinner while getting the shovel talk by the sheriff for a guy he's not really dating and doesn't even like (he doesn't, shut up. He was surely still under the effects of the wolfsbane when he was attacked by the doe eyes)

And he's still nowhere near close finding out who's the alpha that killed Laura. How is this his life?

Imagine Allison learning about werewolves and she's like ???? Stiles's boyfriend???? While Derek is tied up to the torture machine by his abuser just thinking about all the life choices that got him to this very specific moment

Allison also tries to take that opportunity to bond with Stiles, because she thinks he doesn't know anything about the furry club and she doesn't think it's fair to keep him in the dark and unprotected/out of control like they did with her

Stiles appreciates the feeling, he truly does, but unfortunately he cannot relate to Allison at all. Since yk- he does know about werewolves and it's definitely not dating one. Don't mind all the dates he and Derek had on their own that weren't even to keep up apparencies because no one is That invested in their love lives. And whatever confusing feelings he refuses to deal with. He has Priorities (don't ask him what are those, he cannot answer)

They're so stupid they'd probably keep "fake dating" even after everyone in the og group knows the truth, making every newcomer so confused about their relationship lol don't ask them questions they have things to do and are refusing to think about it

[blurbitch]

Oh this is perfect. They're such idiots I love this!

Liam: So they aren't dating?

Scott: So they say but-

Liam: So they're married?

Scott: ...

Later:

Stiles: So my dad is pretty peeved at us.

Derek: Why?

Stiles: Scott told him we got hitched

Derek: *deep overwhelmingly exhausted sigh*

[axelwolf8109]

I love everything about this 😂 the "still under the affects of wolfsbane when attacked by doe eyes" killed me

Watching them fake it when they're ignoring actual feelings is was too funny

[blurbitch]

Scott: I like to make things up sometimes. Make things sticky just because it forces them together. Like, I mentioned to the Sheriff and Peter that Derek had clearly forgotten their anniversary and needed immediate help setting up something romantic last minute and *snaps finger* voila! Romantic candlelit dinner under the stars, rose petals everywhere and a violinist. Stiles was so confused and Derek was so mad *chuckles* All these years later and their still pretending to be together

Lydia: Pretending?

Scott: I mean, they think they're pretending.

Lydia: So you're using the fact that they're both morons to force them together. Next you'll accidentally get them legally married by tricking the Sheriff into thinking that they're engaged. And, of course, Derek will be so flustered by Stiles begging because of his father that he'll actually sign the papers.

Scott: One day they'll realize that they've been together happily in love for the past fifteen years I just know it! They have the most toxically healthy relationship I have ever seen they're just stupid about it.

Lydia: I'm certain thats why it works for them.

Derek: *who has been listening the entire time* Stiles?

Stiles: Yes Derek?

Derek: I think we're in love with each other. I think we've been actually together for fifteen years and I think it's Scotts fault.

Stiles: *in denial* I think you're talking crazy.

Derek: *head in hands, devastated that he's accepted it* It wasn't the wolfsbane Jesus Christ I'm an idiot

[mxmistakes]

Thinking again about sterek fake dating in s1 because Scott, in the bullet episode, tells Allison that Stiles and Derek are dating to explain why Derek is in the school. It was the first thing that occurred to him because Stiles just told him he might be interested in guys so-

Allison tells Lydia, who tells Danny, who tells Jackson, and suddenly everyone knows

Stiles and Derek of course wanted to tell the truth before it became A Thing. But Scott convinces Stiles to lie because he doesn't want to look like a liar in front of Allison. And yeah the guy sucks but it would only be for a bit and then they can fake break up and no harm would be done! (Except for Stiles' ego because no one would believe that he chose to let a guy like Derek go)

Stiles, however, is weak to Scott's puppy eyes. And apparently Derek is weak to Stiles' doe eyes too because for some reason he finds himself agreeing despite having 27 problems right now and 0 energy to be more involved in Scott's relationship drama

He agrees with the condition that it's just an "in name" thing. Where he doesn't Actually have to act like Stiles' boyfriend, because he has things to do and an alpha to find and has no time for this-

Unfortunately for him, Lydia is curious about this new development (she didn't see it coming and is deeply perturbed by this so now she has to figure them out whether they like it or not) and keeps inviting Allison and Scott on double dates and oh who would've thought! Now Stiles doesn't need to awkwardly five wheel them and instead he can come with his new boyfriend and they can all get along!!!

Cue Scott's puppy eyes

Cue Stiles' doe eyes

Cue Derek agreeing for reasons that are beyond him

The Sheriff, of course, finds out. Because Lydia's very public dates mean they have no chance to hide it. So Derek finds himself having a "meet the parents" dinner while getting the shovel talk by the sheriff for a guy he's not really dating and doesn't even like (he doesn't, shut up. He was surely still under the effects of the wolfsbane when he was attacked by the doe eyes)

And he's still nowhere near close finding out who's the alpha that killed Laura. How is this his life?

Imagine Allison learning about werewolves and she's like ???? Stiles's boyfriend???? While Derek is tied up to the torture machine by his abuser just thinking about all the life choices that got him to this very specific moment

Allison also tries to take that opportunity to bond with Stiles, because she thinks he doesn't know anything about the furry club and she doesn't think it's fair to keep him in the dark and unprotected/out of control like they did with her

Stiles appreciates the feeling, he truly does, but unfortunately he cannot relate to Allison at all. Since yk- he does know about werewolves and it's definitely not dating one. Don't mind all the dates he and Derek had on their own that weren't even to keep up apparencies because no one is That invested in their love lives. And whatever confusing feelings he refuses to deal with. He has Priorities (don't ask him what are those, he cannot answer)

They're so stupid they'd probably keep "fake dating" even after everyone in the og group knows the truth, making every newcomer so confused about their relationship lol don't ask them questions they have things to do and are refusing to think about it

[blurbitch]

Oh this is perfect. They're such idiots I love this!

Liam: So they aren't dating?

Scott: So they say but-

Liam: So they're married?

Scott: ...

Later:

Stiles: So my dad is pretty peeved at us.

Derek: Why?

Stiles: Scott told him we got hitched

Derek: *deep overwhelmingly exhausted sigh*

[seaphine]

me and those two mutuals who always reblog my posts

[shieldofiron]

Eddie: Because you're so juicy.

Jason: (turned on and not hiding it well) You're so weird. Do you actually carry a knife?

[blurbitch]

Basketball team and Corroded Coffin who witnessed this:

Gareth: Can you like punch me in the face? Knock me out?

Andy: I am such a good person *pulls back fist*

Jeff: ...so can I be next-

Lucas: Stop

[itsskylover23]

i just finished rewatching How I Met Your Mother and i will forever be in denile about the finale so this is how i imagine How I Met Your Mother actually ending

okay so i don't buy for a second Barney would break up with Robin cuz of her job but let's say there is some tension.

barney is upset about no wifi which i don't think he's literally upset about wifi i think he's upset he doesn't really have his own thing and is just kinda following robin around

so they talk it out and robin decides okay from now on i'll only take assignments with garunteed wifi

now barney is able to work on his blog and have his own thing apart from robin and in addition to his blog he starts a side travel blog so hes able to have his own reason for traveling

years later when they're done traveling so much the settle in NY adopt a bunch of dogs and only travel every now and then for vacay

now lily and marshal. i think marshal is the only one who didn't get totally screwed in the finally so good for him

after italy lily goes back to consulting but once she has her third kid she realizes the hours are a lil too erratic for her so she shifts and becomes a museum curator at one of those contemporary museums that always has different exhibitions

once marshall becomes a supreme court justice and their kids are all grown lily quits her job and moved with marshal to DC.

now that she has all this free time she focuses on herself and her art. with all the connections from working in the art world for so long she's really able to blow up as an artist

i think it also shows a nice message that it's never too late for your dreams

Tracy never dies and she and Ted live happily ever after

[blurbitch]

[homosandhomies]

broke: ted wanted those extra 45 days with tracy because she died and he wanted more time with her

woke: ted wanted those extra 45 days with tracy because he hates being apart from her just like how marshall and lily couldn't be apart the week before their wedding

[blurbitch]

ITS BOTH

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

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