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[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[goldpersonified]

I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this 

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[mxmistakes]

Thinking again about sterek fake dating in s1 because Scott, in the bullet episode, tells Allison that Stiles and Derek are dating to explain why Derek is in the school. It was the first thing that occurred to him because Stiles just told him he might be interested in guys so-

Allison tells Lydia, who tells Danny, who tells Jackson, and suddenly everyone knows

Stiles and Derek of course wanted to tell the truth before it became A Thing. But Scott convinces Stiles to lie because he doesn't want to look like a liar in front of Allison. And yeah the guy sucks but it would only be for a bit and then they can fake break up and no harm would be done! (Except for Stiles' ego because no one would believe that he chose to let a guy like Derek go)

Stiles, however, is weak to Scott's puppy eyes. And apparently Derek is weak to Stiles' doe eyes too because for some reason he finds himself agreeing despite having 27 problems right now and 0 energy to be more involved in Scott's relationship drama

He agrees with the condition that it's just an "in name" thing. Where he doesn't Actually have to act like Stiles' boyfriend, because he has things to do and an alpha to find and has no time for this-

Unfortunately for him, Lydia is curious about this new development (she didn't see it coming and is deeply perturbed by this so now she has to figure them out whether they like it or not) and keeps inviting Allison and Scott on double dates and oh who would've thought! Now Stiles doesn't need to awkwardly five wheel them and instead he can come with his new boyfriend and they can all get along!!!

Cue Scott's puppy eyes

Cue Stiles' doe eyes

Cue Derek agreeing for reasons that are beyond him

The Sheriff, of course, finds out. Because Lydia's very public dates mean they have no chance to hide it. So Derek finds himself having a "meet the parents" dinner while getting the shovel talk by the sheriff for a guy he's not really dating and doesn't even like (he doesn't, shut up. He was surely still under the effects of the wolfsbane when he was attacked by the doe eyes)

And he's still nowhere near close finding out who's the alpha that killed Laura. How is this his life?

Imagine Allison learning about werewolves and she's like ???? Stiles's boyfriend???? While Derek is tied up to the torture machine by his abuser just thinking about all the life choices that got him to this very specific moment

Allison also tries to take that opportunity to bond with Stiles, because she thinks he doesn't know anything about the furry club and she doesn't think it's fair to keep him in the dark and unprotected/out of control like they did with her

Stiles appreciates the feeling, he truly does, but unfortunately he cannot relate to Allison at all. Since yk- he does know about werewolves and it's definitely not dating one. Don't mind all the dates he and Derek had on their own that weren't even to keep up apparencies because no one is That invested in their love lives. And whatever confusing feelings he refuses to deal with. He has Priorities (don't ask him what are those, he cannot answer)

They're so stupid they'd probably keep "fake dating" even after everyone in the og group knows the truth, making every newcomer so confused about their relationship lol don't ask them questions they have things to do and are refusing to think about it

[blurbitch]

Oh this is perfect. They're such idiots I love this!

Liam: So they aren't dating?

Scott: So they say but-

Liam: So they're married?

Scott: ...

Later:

Stiles: So my dad is pretty peeved at us.

Derek: Why?

Stiles: Scott told him we got hitched

Derek: *deep overwhelmingly exhausted sigh*

[axelwolf8109]

I love everything about this 😂 the "still under the affects of wolfsbane when attacked by doe eyes" killed me

Watching them fake it when they're ignoring actual feelings is was too funny

[blurbitch]

Scott: I like to make things up sometimes. Make things sticky just because it forces them together. Like, I mentioned to the Sheriff and Peter that Derek had clearly forgotten their anniversary and needed immediate help setting up something romantic last minute and *snaps finger* voila! Romantic candlelit dinner under the stars, rose petals everywhere and a violinist. Stiles was so confused and Derek was so mad *chuckles* All these years later and their still pretending to be together

Lydia: Pretending?

Scott: I mean, they think they're pretending.

Lydia: So you're using the fact that they're both morons to force them together. Next you'll accidentally get them legally married by tricking the Sheriff into thinking that they're engaged. And, of course, Derek will be so flustered by Stiles begging because of his father that he'll actually sign the papers.

Scott: One day they'll realize that they've been together happily in love for the past fifteen years I just know it! They have the most toxically healthy relationship I have ever seen they're just stupid about it.

Lydia: I'm certain thats why it works for them.

Derek: *who has been listening the entire time* Stiles?

Stiles: Yes Derek?

Derek: I think we're in love with each other. I think we've been actually together for fifteen years and I think it's Scotts fault.

Stiles: *in denial* I think you're talking crazy.

Derek: *head in hands, devastated that he's accepted it* It wasn't the wolfsbane Jesus Christ I'm an idiot

[mxmistakes]

Thinking again about sterek fake dating in s1 because Scott, in the bullet episode, tells Allison that Stiles and Derek are dating to explain why Derek is in the school. It was the first thing that occurred to him because Stiles just told him he might be interested in guys so-

Allison tells Lydia, who tells Danny, who tells Jackson, and suddenly everyone knows

Stiles and Derek of course wanted to tell the truth before it became A Thing. But Scott convinces Stiles to lie because he doesn't want to look like a liar in front of Allison. And yeah the guy sucks but it would only be for a bit and then they can fake break up and no harm would be done! (Except for Stiles' ego because no one would believe that he chose to let a guy like Derek go)

Stiles, however, is weak to Scott's puppy eyes. And apparently Derek is weak to Stiles' doe eyes too because for some reason he finds himself agreeing despite having 27 problems right now and 0 energy to be more involved in Scott's relationship drama

He agrees with the condition that it's just an "in name" thing. Where he doesn't Actually have to act like Stiles' boyfriend, because he has things to do and an alpha to find and has no time for this-

Unfortunately for him, Lydia is curious about this new development (she didn't see it coming and is deeply perturbed by this so now she has to figure them out whether they like it or not) and keeps inviting Allison and Scott on double dates and oh who would've thought! Now Stiles doesn't need to awkwardly five wheel them and instead he can come with his new boyfriend and they can all get along!!!

Cue Scott's puppy eyes

Cue Stiles' doe eyes

Cue Derek agreeing for reasons that are beyond him

The Sheriff, of course, finds out. Because Lydia's very public dates mean they have no chance to hide it. So Derek finds himself having a "meet the parents" dinner while getting the shovel talk by the sheriff for a guy he's not really dating and doesn't even like (he doesn't, shut up. He was surely still under the effects of the wolfsbane when he was attacked by the doe eyes)

And he's still nowhere near close finding out who's the alpha that killed Laura. How is this his life?

Imagine Allison learning about werewolves and she's like ???? Stiles's boyfriend???? While Derek is tied up to the torture machine by his abuser just thinking about all the life choices that got him to this very specific moment

Allison also tries to take that opportunity to bond with Stiles, because she thinks he doesn't know anything about the furry club and she doesn't think it's fair to keep him in the dark and unprotected/out of control like they did with her

Stiles appreciates the feeling, he truly does, but unfortunately he cannot relate to Allison at all. Since yk- he does know about werewolves and it's definitely not dating one. Don't mind all the dates he and Derek had on their own that weren't even to keep up apparencies because no one is That invested in their love lives. And whatever confusing feelings he refuses to deal with. He has Priorities (don't ask him what are those, he cannot answer)

They're so stupid they'd probably keep "fake dating" even after everyone in the og group knows the truth, making every newcomer so confused about their relationship lol don't ask them questions they have things to do and are refusing to think about it

[blurbitch]

Oh this is perfect. They're such idiots I love this!

Liam: So they aren't dating?

Scott: So they say but-

Liam: So they're married?

Scott: ...

Later:

Stiles: So my dad is pretty peeved at us.

Derek: Why?

Stiles: Scott told him we got hitched

Derek: *deep overwhelmingly exhausted sigh*

[seaphine]

me and those two mutuals who always reblog my posts

[shieldofiron]

Eddie: Because you're so juicy.

Jason: (turned on and not hiding it well) You're so weird. Do you actually carry a knife?

[blurbitch]

Basketball team and Corroded Coffin who witnessed this:

Gareth: Can you like punch me in the face? Knock me out?

Andy: I am such a good person *pulls back fist*

Jeff: ...so can I be next-

Lucas: Stop

[itsskylover23]

i just finished rewatching How I Met Your Mother and i will forever be in denile about the finale so this is how i imagine How I Met Your Mother actually ending

okay so i don't buy for a second Barney would break up with Robin cuz of her job but let's say there is some tension.

barney is upset about no wifi which i don't think he's literally upset about wifi i think he's upset he doesn't really have his own thing and is just kinda following robin around

so they talk it out and robin decides okay from now on i'll only take assignments with garunteed wifi

now barney is able to work on his blog and have his own thing apart from robin and in addition to his blog he starts a side travel blog so hes able to have his own reason for traveling

years later when they're done traveling so much the settle in NY adopt a bunch of dogs and only travel every now and then for vacay

now lily and marshal. i think marshal is the only one who didn't get totally screwed in the finally so good for him

after italy lily goes back to consulting but once she has her third kid she realizes the hours are a lil too erratic for her so she shifts and becomes a museum curator at one of those contemporary museums that always has different exhibitions

once marshall becomes a supreme court justice and their kids are all grown lily quits her job and moved with marshal to DC.

now that she has all this free time she focuses on herself and her art. with all the connections from working in the art world for so long she's really able to blow up as an artist

i think it also shows a nice message that it's never too late for your dreams

Tracy never dies and she and Ted live happily ever after

[blurbitch]

[homosandhomies]

broke: ted wanted those extra 45 days with tracy because she died and he wanted more time with her

woke: ted wanted those extra 45 days with tracy because he hates being apart from her just like how marshall and lily couldn't be apart the week before their wedding

[blurbitch]

ITS BOTH

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

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World Heritage Post

[blurbitch]

So I got a second job. I let my current job know, my manager actually said, after asking how much this new part time would pay me "If they offer you full time you need to take it."

I told her I had orientation Monday and Tuesday, it would be most of the day however, because it was so close I would be coming in afterwards to clean up and close.

My coworker on Sundays was like whatever, and did what he could do so I know it was okay on Monday morning for the opening attendant that I work with Monday and Tuesday.

However, I come into nothing done, nothing stocked, everything a mess at five o'clock Monday after my orientation. The stock room of the hotel I work at closes at five on the dot. This woman I work with did absolutely nothing but fill the infused water and clocked out directly at four thirty.

I heard that she was gabbing with the girls at the front desk most of the day and milking an "injury" from a fall she had two weeks ago as an excuse not to do heavy work.

So, I close up as well as I can, I'm communicative with her and let her know what I was able to do and stock up and that was that.

Tuesdays orientation went very well, I'm excited about this second job and all is well. I check my phone during a five minute break and see that my manager from my shitty job had called. She basically said she was disappointed that I came in so late the day before -despite the discussion we had well before this orientation- and asked if I would be willing to come in earlier.

Basically asking me to walk out of my orientation.

Anyway, I ignore it, finish my orientation, get my certificate of completion and my arrow pin and I walk out with my new coworker after meeting with the director of the spa I will be working at. I am hyped, excited and looking forward to Thursday which is my first day of training.

So I get to work right after that. The Con*ad where I will be working is sixteen minutes from the Sw*n and Dol*hin spa I work at, so it wasn't too hard. I get there and I am met with disappointment. Again, everything was discussed with my old manager but she literally says she doesn't know if they can accommodate my coming in at 130 on Sundays and Mondays because they need me the most between the hours of 11-2.

When I mentioned that we had discussed it she said that she spoke with Corporate, one of them, and that he said I should prioritize my current position over this new one.

I told her to her face that I am. I am willing to come in on Sundays and Mondays anyway, working from 1:30 to close those two days straight after working my new job which starts at 5AM and ends at 1PM all because I know that need me and that NO ONE WOULD DREAM OF APPLYING TO WORK AT THIS SPA BECAUSE, DESPITE THEIR CLAIMS AT BEING LUXRY, THEY WANT TO PAY THE HOURLY WORKERS $15-16 A MOTHER FUCKING HOUR.

I shit you guys not. She said I should prioritize the job that under pays, expected 100% and DEMOTED ME TO PART TIME WITHOUT TELLING ME over a better paying job STARTING AT $20 for the same position I currently work, but has with ample opportunities and benefits that my current position does not have.

The fuck?

And my fellow female attendant was behind it. There is favoritism at my current spa, the manager coddles the ones she likes most and lies and bullies the ones she doesn't. She lies and undermines everyone, and I could tell my fellow female attendant was pissed that she had to actually do her job because, when we work together two days a week I get everything stocked and cleaned up and she hardly lifts a finger.

There's a reason corporate said that they cannot afford to lose me and they're about to with all of this bullshit.

So what did I do?

I e-mailed a gentleman from corporate that had been coming around the spa since our regional manager retired. He was incredibly angry about all of this because my manager said she spoke to him and said that he was the one who said I ought to prioritize my current position and that I could not be accommodated.

Which turned out to be a massive lie, as he said, and that there would be a meeting, because they have lost over ten hourly employees due to this level of harassment. He congratulated me on my new job and asked for my next day off from both jobs next week because he wants me at this, now going to be led by corporate and HR, meeting with my manager and my fellow attendant.

And guess what? I was accommodated. He said as much, he would take care of it and thanked me for keeping my original days because they do need a closer.

"I don't see the difference between coming in at eleven o'clock or one thirty. This is why we have two attendants on shift."

So this is what's going on. New job, part time at the moment pays well, has great benefits and thrives in a healthy environment and shitty old job where management and toxic coworker are going to, very possibly, be let go.

Like, who would choose to be underpaid and over worked over a better job with better pay?

And instead of quitting, because I could afford to quit my current job with this second part time, I decided to stay because they do need a closer and I like some of my coworkers. Like...really?

[doona-baes]

#mood today

[led-lite]

The convergence 

[choccy-milky]

OMG I LOVED YOUR NEW CHAPTER ❤️

I just can’t wait to see if you end drawing tortured sub seb, our poor boy was heaving at the mouth!!!!! Also I’m gonna need a visual on freaking Henry I need to look at that mf in the face

Also I did sorta get fooled into thinking the favorite boy was Henry for a second but 10/10 loved the chapter.

AWW THANK UUUU💖💖AND OK i was actually gonna include a link to some doodles of henry at the beginning of the chapter but i couldnt decide on how i wanted him to look BUT I THINK I GOT IT, SO HERE

that smile..................that damned smile ((also we know by now i love torturing seb, and i defs have a wip of tortured sub seb/dom clora in the works too, rest assured👀))

[blurbitch]

Seb just in the back just filled with hate because

"He breathes..."

[violets-and-cupcakes]

[bisexualshakespeare]

At least there’s one thing I can count on in this crazy mixed up world

[boxlunches]

oh there he is

[lucyllawless]

[blurbitch]

You know what's bullshit? Working so much overtime you get sick and then not seeing it in your check. So guess what's happening now since it's happening to all hourly employees?

HR hates to see us coming but guess what? I guess it's happening.

[blurbitch]

It gets worse

Just found out that our manager doesn't know how to do the payroll. Our regional, who just retired, did it for her.

So guess what?

An employee, a massage therapist, has been doing the payroll for her and has been fucking up all hourly workers paychecks.

So all the overtime we do because we work at a busy spa?

Gone. What the hell are we going to do??????

[blurbitch]

And the saga of bullshit continues. I work four days a week full-time hours and I do overtime. I am a full-time employee and guess what? My manager, because I refuse to think this is corporate, has me as a part-time employee because I work those four days. Now let me say it again, I work full-time hours during those four days. Two of those days I do double so I open and I close. The other two days eight hour shifts. Even on the regular days where I’m not overdoing it I work overtime because it is a busy spot that needs to be prepared for the next day.

So, not only do I work four days full-time hours I overwork myself those four days. I work more than the employees who work five days. My peers at work who do what I do. So when I found out, I asked her about it and she said oh I thought you were part-time.

The words I thought should never come out of your manager’s mouth when talking about your schedule.

Son, guess what? Guess who owes me money because of this kerfuffle? The company. The company owes me a lot of fucking money. I had a meeting with someone from corporate who is asking me a lot of questions and looked super nervous because apparently this could become illegal issue. Because the company, because of my manager, were essentially stealing my wages. And the wages? We’re apparently many.

I used to work in the Other spa, the sister spa to this one that closed down only because of the construction around the area. I feel blessed that I have a job. I’m not gonna lie, I grossly dislike the location. I am at because it is being run by fucking morons, not the job itself.

I am just, my soul dies every time I have to get up in the morning and go to this place because I know I’m going to hit another issue. Because there’s always an issue here. And the issue is is that the manager should have retired years ago and refuses to do so. This woman, and she does her best. She really tries. I’m gonna give it to her, worked during a time where things were not so centered around computers as much. She cannot do the payroll because things have changed, Excel. She has no idea what that is. They are trying to teach her.

At this point, I asked one of the corporate gentleman that came in because we’re getting a new manager, not this manager New regional, so I asked him with the criteria for the regional manager is, regular manager as well, and he looked at me and asked me why and I said because if she can do it, Lord knows I can. And I can do it better. He laughed because he thought I was joking.

I was not fucking joking. People are getting fucked in their paychecks because the manager doesn’t know how to do her job. And if it is an issue where all you have to do is train her? Guess what I live in breathe my job so train me.

And I’m gonna be so fucking for real it ain’t about the money

Sure, it would be really nice to have salary, but I could give less of a fuck at this point. I like to work, I like to come into work and do my job, I like when things run well and not the madness that is happening now. Because our work current manager has so much pride that you cannot even give her a suggestion without her, reminding you of her position.

So things are falling apart, things are broken, products that should have been ordered have not been ordered because she forgets, we have to be up her ass about doing what she has to do because most of the time what she does is not what is a part of her job. She goes to the front and bugs the concierge and micromanages them instead of being in her office doing her emails, checking the Dayforce, doing the payroll, etc., etc..

I’m just ranting at this point, because I have to get myself ready for work right now because it’s a regular day so I’m 11 to 7 but Lord knows because of all of the things that don’t get done during the hours that I am not there, and the fact that I won’t be there for the next three days, I will be coming home well after my schedule time period and now because I do not trust my manager, I have to take a video of clocking in. I have to take a video of clocking to lunch. And I have to take a video of clocking out for the night. Because the last time I took a photo they said I could doctorate so guess what the fuck I’m doing, videos are eating up the memory of my phone because that is the only way I can prove that I’m not illegally getting overtime.

And I live in Orlando, Florida, where jobs are super hard to come by and on top of that florida doesn’t wanna fucking pay anyone what they are owed. At this point, I am looking to move out of state, I will live fucking anywhere as long as I can get a job and do what I gotta do.

Because of this ain’t it.

[arabian-bloodstream]

Shoulda ended with Adam/Hannah

My final summation could be completely wrong, total bs. I admit that freely. I am a huge Adam Driver fan, but I didn’t plan on watching Girls because I dislike Lena Dunham *that* much, however my adoration and lust for him grew too strong that I couldn’t resist. I wound up bingeing the show in a week. Unsurprisingly, I loved Adam Sackler. Very surprisingly, I loved Dunham’s character, Hannah, and I loved Hannah/Adam as a couple. I can’t say I “enjoyed” watching the ups and downs so much because I wasn’t horribly fond of Jessa, but as the final season drew to a close, based on the narrative, I expected some sort of conclusion that promised some kind of path towards Hannah and Adam.

That such didn’t happen was very disappointing because that narrative was so there not only throughout the series, but yeah, in that final season quite pronounced. In that final episode, I understood why all four of the girls weren’t there because they had grown apart and it was Hannah’s journey, but three people accepted/loved and/or grew to love Hannah from the first episode (Hannah herself, Marnie and Adam). Those three should have been there at the end. 

As I wrote above, I was not expecting a happily-ever-after. Girls was not that kind of show, but I really do think that Adam should have been there. And it would have made perfect sense because Adam always came back and the narrative was there ALL SEASON LONG. During the final season several things happened that made an inevitable reunion of sorts between Adam and Hannah, as well as the dissolution of Adam and Jessa. It simply made narrative sense. Including what happened between Adam and Hannah the few episodes prior that did NOT provide closure of any kind. Sorry, not sorry, but it did not. Let’s make a list, shall we?

1. We found out that it was Jessa who had pushed Adam towards Mimi Rose while Hannah was away. This A) presented Jessa in a not very good light in that it showed her not respecting Hannah as a friend, and B) not respecting Adam as a person, and C) not respecting Hannah and Adam’s relationship.

*That* is likely why Jessa had no problem setting up Adam with Mimi Rose, or getting with him after he’d dated one of her supposed best friends. She clearly never thought that he and Hannah were anything more than fuck buddies who hung out and watched stupid movies occasionally and ate junk food. Jessa had no clue that Adam and Hannah were *actually* in love. Like deeply, truly IN LOVE. That they shared like in depth, down deep stuff together, were there for one another, encouraged one another, became better people with one another and for one another. She had no fucking clue.

2. And that is what we found out in the final season: That Jessa was entirely ignorant as to the depth of Adam and Hannah’s relationship. While Adam was filming scenes during his film about said relationship with Hannah we saw twice that Jessa had no idea as to what had actually gone on during that relationship. The first was during the spanking/sex scene. After it was over, Jessa suggested that Adam wasn’t playing it right, thinking he should be playing it annoyed with ‘Hannah’ and not quite enjoying the sexual antics, while Adam blithely assured her that it was totally cool and that it was as he remembered it. 

Later, during a scene when Adam was with 'Hannah’ while she was recovering from her OCD and Adam was comforting her during some major insecurities about his love for her, Jessa had quite the issue with that. She didn’t understand why this film was playing out like some great Adam/Hannah love story since according to Jessa all Adam and Hannah supposedly did was, yeah, watch stupid movies and eat junk food on the couch. 

What was also interesting–and again, the show made a clear point of this twice–was that Adam did not get or care what Jessa was saying. Adam didn’t get that Jessa was upset or why she was upset. He didn’t get or care that Jessa was bothered that he was making an ode to his love story with Hannah and that the film wasn’t in any way about his supposed love story with Jessa. Nor did he seem to get that Jessa didn’t understand his relationship with Hannah, nor did he get that she was bothered that he had remembered having that kind of relationship with her. This showed a complete lack of communication and understanding between Adam and Jessa, not just about Adam and Hannah, but about his film, thus his craft… and the only things that we were shown *ever* that Adam truly cared about were Hannah and his craft. And Adam didn’t care that Jessa was clueless about both.

3. Adam needed, desperately needed, Hannah to watch his movie. He said it was about closure. But was it really? They were over and had been over for quite some time. So it wasn’t that; it was just Adam once again needing Hannah. Full-stop. Period. Like always. Because Hannah and Adam always go back to one another. And that was clear when Hannah watched the movie. And the moments that Adam chose to write, and film. “Bed’s getting cold.” His look of love and longing into the camera… to a departing Hannah. And Adam wanted… NEEDED Hannah to watch this. And Hannah was indeed watching and this is how the episode ended, leaving that final impression not only on Hannah, but on the audience as well. And *that* was the impression left *for* the audience in the show too: Adam was looking into the camera, i.e., looking at the person watching him and who was watching him? Hannah. The real Hannah. Just as Adam had begged her to and Adam was telling Hannah in so many words, You are gone and I miss you. That is why Adam needed Hannah to watch his film. He needed her to know that.

4. When Adam and Hannah briefly got back together for one day, he told her when discussing him and Jessa that the two of them would have flamed out in about four months anyway. Where were we at series end? Oh, about four months from that point.

5. Adam and Hannah spent literally ONE DAY trying to get back together. ONE DAY in which they dealt with exactly ZERO of their issues…

Not the fact that Hannah couldn’t handle no longer being the only thing that Adam cared about anymore.

Not the fact that Adam moved out on Hannah to practice his craft instead of dealing with Hannah’s insecurities.

Not the fact that Hannah left Adam to go to another state to study her writing despite his emotional issues and inability to handle such a thing.

Not the fact that Adam began dating someone else without telling Hannah and moved her into Hannah’s apartment.

Not the fact that Adam dated one of her best “friends.”

Without trying to deal with any of these they couldn’t truly even begin to enjoy the positives of why they were together again, the growth they’d both experienced. Because they KEEP COMING BACK TO ONE ANOTHER through the years, because they completely get one another. Because, no matter what, they have each other’s backs. Because they love one another, are in love one another, sure, they fall out of love, but yet, they keep falling back in love with one another. 

6. Jessa and Adam worked better as friends. When featured in a romantic or sexual situation, they were not good. Their first sexual encounter was plain bad. They had rampaging, horrible, violent, sexually-tinged fights. They were only presented two times romantically in a good light and neither were *for* Adam and Jessa as a couple. The first was when meeting Jessa’s sister; that was all about Jessa’s character, revealing a bit of her history, telling us who and why she was. The other was during Adam’s play (with Jessa watching from across the apartment) and that was all about Hannah figuring out that Jessa and Adam were fucking. OK, to be fair, there was one romantic interlude that was about them. The day they went to the fair, but they were still friends who were teetering on the edge of becoming lovers… and Adam was the ex of one of Jessa’s best friends, which, again, *is* problematic! 

Other than that we saw Jessa and Adam as friends who fucked or as combatants who fucked. That was pretty much it. There was no actual love story there. Jessa and Adam didn’t have any semblance of an actual romantic love story. No, neither were the main character, but we saw more of that kind of romance for Jessa and her husband (their wedding really was beautiful, Adam was right), and Marnie, and Shoshana with various guys they were involved with than we ever did with Jessa and Adam–one of the main four “Girls” and arguably the main “guy” of the series. Yes, yes, they were more “popular” than this couple or that couple, but honestly, can we not say that a potentially big part of that isn’t because of Adam Driver/Sackler’s popularity and Lena Dunham/Hannah’s lack thereof and the desire to see one without the other?

So what changed? I don’t know. Because the narrative was freaking THERE! It. Was. There! Maybe Adam Driver wasn’t available at all for the final episode. Maybe Lena Dunham really is as petty as she’s come across time and time again and Adam Driver’s success made her decide, 'Fuck it! He has all this success now, I’m not giving him the girl too in *my* show!’ Maybe I’m just thinking it’s that because I’m still pissed off by her calling him out in that speech she gave at SXSW in 2014 because she missed a fairly important detail, I feel.

“People are ready to see Adam play a million different guys in one year – from lotharios to villains to nerds. Meanwhile Allison Williams, Jemima Kirke and Zosia Mamet are still waiting for parts they can get interested in." 

That quote would have a lot more girl-power and feel less like an attack on Adam Driver and 'Wah! Why does Hollywood keep casting HIM?!!’ if she hadn’t had another male series regular in her cast (Alex Karpovsky, Ray) at the time and another who was recurring (Andrew Rannells, Elijah), but currently or just about to begin filming the next season in which he too would be *another* male series regular in her cast. So… three male series regulars in her cast opposed to four female series regulars and she mentioned (aside from herself) only the other three female regulars which makes it a fair ratio and only one of the male series regulars was getting roles.

However, that one actor out of three getting roles is an attack on feminism because the three females on her show are not? What about the two other males who weren’t getting roles? Were they chopped liver? No, Lena, Adam Driver was/is just THAT FUCKING GOOD. Remember, his role was supposed to just be the "handsome carpenter” in the Pilot episode, but he was THAT FUCKING GOOD to you too that you wound up expanding his role to that of essentially the show’s male lead… *that* is why “people are ready to see Adam play a million different guys in one year.” Pfft!

Of course (see disclaimer at the top of the post), I could be wrong. Dunham could have just decided that a miserable Hannah, unable to breast-feed her child, alone with only Marnie–triumphant as THE ultimate best friend–was the way to go while Adam was stuck in a problematic relationship with Jessa, despite all narrative signs pointing to an eventual reunion of some sorts with Hannah. I don’t know.

Whatever.

As far as I’m concerned the series didn’t end where it did. I tack on an additional 30 seconds. Cut to that final scene of Hannah trying to breastfeed Grover and she hears a noise. She looks up and there’s Adam walking towards her. She has a WTF? look on her face. He stops, says 'Hey, Kid.’ There’s one final shot of Hannah, and this time there’s a slight smile on her face, slightly confused, slightly hopeful. End scene. End series. Boom. That’s my ending.

[blurbitch]

Damn it thats a good ending and the only one that might have made sense. I agree, Adam and Hannah should have ended up together its the only thing that was missing at the end.

And I love how you called out Jessa realizing how wrong she was about Hannah and Adam's relationship, she assumed it was nothing special and then realized "Oh no I fucked up. I fucked up so badly here" and of course, to add, Jessa and Adam were at the dreaded four months of their relationship and so if what Adam said was true then they probably ended quickly after he came home.

So Jessa ends up alone, which, I love Jessa I do but at that point, all the things she'd done and the type of character she is, it only makes sense for her to be alone at the end. Starting over completely.