be free.

[markv5]

[funnytwittertweets]

[kristina100000]

why are u here

to witness everything with all of you

[folkloregirlfriend]

minimalism is cool but have you ever had all the things you love in your room

[whocaresgetcrazy]

imagine I got triple the followers and u worried about posting me 🤡🤡🤡

[paprikapony-deactivated20210526]

she gave cunt and she served and she died

[fearowgasm]

No, she GAVE cunt and SERVED, and she DIED

[chilewithcarnage]

[malykotek]

Me coming onto tumblr dot com ready to make another post nobody cares about

[weaver-z]

[retrogamingblog2]

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

Now we all know what happens if you get the Book of Peace. You return it to Syracuse and save Proteus. But if you don’t get the Book, you have a choice to make. Either sail to paradise with the woman of your dreams, or return to Syracuse to die. You’re either a thief or a hero. So here’s my question: If you don’t get the Book, will you go back to die?

SINBAD: LEGEND OF THE SEVEN SEAS (2003)

[longseasons]

Me in an email to college: I'm just scared and worried

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Uranium glass chandelier with black light bulbs.

via gothic home decor enthusiasts

[whocaresgetcrazy]

[cuphead-deactivated20220622]

[meowpurrnom]

Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu! Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color) Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup

[pixelvted-deactivated20131026]

fucking oh god

[homonymph]

FUCK I WANT

[infosnack]

“Notifications” via xkcd.com

[f-yeahtrixiemattel]