WHO DA GALLIFREYAN!

Wibbly Wobbly Brainy Wainy

[toruandmidori]

So Father’s Day’s coming up, well it’s 21st June, so you’ve got a couple of weeks, but you’re on the clock. 

We’ve added a good few new Father’s Day card designs to our online shop and you’ll be glad to hear we’ve tried to avoid the usual fishing, farting or football jokes.

You can shop the full range on Redbubble here, or if you’re in the UK in our Etsy shop here.

Individual links below: 

OLD FOLKS HOME: Redbubble / Etsy

CRAPPY HAIRCUTS: Redbubble / Etsy

A PEACEFUL DUMP: Redbubble / Etsy

BEST DAD: Redbubble / Etsy

ALL THEY HAD: Redbubble / Etsy

A REAL MF: Redbubble / Etsy

[toruandmidori]

HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?

Celebrate their continuing existence this birthday with our disarmingly cute and alarmingly inappropriate Dead Fancy greeting cards. 

Great little birthday treats for existential friends. 

Grab one online here, if you’re in the UK you can buy direct from us our Etsy shop.

[toruandmidori]

I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T DIE THIS YEAR!

Celebrate the little things with our darkly funny Dead Fancy birthday cards!

Great gifts for sarcastic friends.

Grab one online here.

[toruandmidori]

Valentine’s Day is creeping into view. ❤️

Let the weirdo in your life know they’re worth at least a cardboard rectangle this year with one of our Dead Fancy Valentine’s Day cards!

Raunchy, retro and ridiculous - they’re the perfect way to shoot your shot with someone new, or treat the person you want to grow old with. 

We’ve dozens to choose from in store and if you’re in the UK you can grab one direct from us in our Etsy shop.

Links below: 

POEMS ARE HARD / ETSY LINK (UK)

LOATHE YOU THE LEAST / ETSY LINK (UK)

YOU’LL DO / ETSY LINK (UK)

I AM A DOG / ETSY LINK (UK)

[toruandmidori]

It’s beginning to look a lot like… FASCISM. 

Gearing up for another normal Christmas, here on Normal Island. 

New darkly funny and unfortunately relatable Christmas card for people whose neighbour’s decorations are a bit… “enthusiastic” this year. 

Great xmas gifts for normal friends. 

Buy online here.

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IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE FASCISM

Gearing up for another perfectly normal Christmas here on Normal Island.

Send some much needed smiles to actually normal friends this year, with our darkly funny and sadly topical vintage style Christmas cards.

Buy online here.

[toruandmidori]

Go too far for their birthday this year, with our retro range of sassy, sarcastic and mildly insulting vintage style greeting cards. 

Old school kitsch meets modern shade. 

It’s a good job you’re friends!

Shop our full birthday collection here, individual links below: 

HOPE YOU PACKED IBUPROFEN!

MESSED UP BIRTHDAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD TW*T!

[toruandmidori]

BORN TO BE WILDE

Whether you’re getting set for a summer of pride, or simply hiding in the house reading your favourite Oscar Wilde classics - we think you’ll love our new shirt. 

Buy online in a variety of colors and styles here.

[toruandmidori]

Tired of the same schmaltzy, predictable Valentine’s Day cards? 

Spice things up and take a more direct approach with our collection of cheeky, retro and inappropriate cards that cut right to the chase. 

They’re cute, playful, bold, and the right amount of naughty - just like you! 

So whether you’re looking to make your partner laugh, blush, or both—these cards are it.

💐 TWO THINGS – A classy floral bouquet with an unforgettably cheeky punchline.

🐱 BUMP UGLIES – A cute little cat who just wants to, you know, bump uglies.

🐻 OH WE F*CKING – A wholesome bear with a basket full of hearts and... zero subtlety.

🏴‍☠️ LET’S SMASH – A pirate who is definitely after your booty.Check out our full collection of “romantic” gifts here.

[toruandmidori]

OH GOODIE! 

Christmas is going to be super f*cking weird this year. 

Lean right into it with our new Donald Trump Christmas card. 

Great holiday gifts for normal people.

Buy online here.

[toruandmidori]

OH GOODIE. 

Christmas with the family is going to be super f*cking weird this year. 

Lean right into it with our new anti-Donald Trump Christmas card. 

Buy online here.

[toruandmidori]

“Back on Earth, we call this Christmas…”

Continuing our quest to make every holiday a Wholiday with our festive Doctor Who Christmas shirt. 

Featuring a cute, classy paper cut style Christmas tree jam packed with whovian references. 

It’s the perfect xmas gift for Doctor Who fans this holiday season!

Buy online here.

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Spend my entire night on this 🤍 hope you’ll like it 🌟

[an-american-whovian]

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My love for him will never be over, I swear 💫🤍✨

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[illustoryart]

So... all of time and space, everything that ever happened or ever will - where do you want to start? ✨

Hello Whoniverse! 💙🔷💙