Trainwreck Pussy

Shut up and let's make out.

[whofoundthebouf]

Lies upon lies upon lies, just like love.

[whofoundthebouf]

Bury me in Nongshim instant ramen.

[sumrot]

[whofoundthebouf]

Going to make a video documenting all the things I want to say at work but cannot. They would include "Back off me, hobag!" and continue on to "SHUT THE FUCK UP, JOE"

[feministism]

[coffee-and-rainsticks]

“Surely nothing could be worse than a lot of women dying,” she thinks. “Ah,” she says.

[borgevino]

this is why you don't upload your photo to cool filter or facemorph sites like LensaAI or whatever. they will collect your photos and sell them to companies like this.

[atlinmerrick]

And people keep saying wearing masks "still" is pointless.

[whofoundthebouf]

This is why the next therapist that asks me why I don't have a social life is going to get laughed at.

[whofoundthebouf]

I'll be in the same room as someone I'm related to for the first time in 12 years tomorrow night. Wish me luck.

[whofoundthebouf]

I keep smelling vagina and I can't tell if it's coming from me or everyone else.

[whofoundthebouf]

Not sure if anyone else cares, but Yann Van Der Cruyssen did the original soundtracks for both Seasons After Fall AND Stray.

[whofoundthebouf]

Is there, like, an ideal bodytype for being tied up?

[whofoundthebouf]

Is there a human in existence that isn't a glued-together structure of broken pieces?

[whofoundthebouf]

Can I still feel accomplished at my job if I spend every moment clocked out rewatching Bob's Burgers and drinking whiskey?

[whofoundthebouf]