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My bugs

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

romanceyourdemons

next time you’re on the bus and see someone with an area rug and a look of deep disappointment in themself mind your own business

anodymalion

inbabylontheywept

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

inbabylontheywept

artists depiction of event

inbabylontheywept

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.

monstyra

SNEAKKYYY

parkchanwoohoo

Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work

raine-of-auroria

Me watching this:

cowboybarbaryn

I’m not letting this rot in the tags

ovur

Why don't you give a shit about this thing that came out 9 years ago?

#Me when there's a major steam sale and I finally play a game no one is talking about no more #Hey BTW anyone observing play void stranger #Oooo you want to pick up the Trojan horse so bad ooo

c3rvida3

True Statement: "When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

Truer Statement: "When you mixed too much two-part epoxy that's rapidly setting and you have 300 blank pin backs burning a hole in your craft drawer, everything in your house looks like it might make a cool pin."

c3rvida3

What I Set Out to Make:

What I Made Once I Had Elected Myself Mayor of Glue York City:

rainworldtips

you can press the buttons on your controller faster to make more things happen

rainworldtips

bed-of-worms

Miku & Teto! 🩵❤️

parakavka

I had some mixed paints left and I didn't to trow them away, so I had an idea for this thing and I wanted to try. Yes, it's physical version of gif. 4 pictures, but halfs from neighboring frames also make one, so I get 8 frames from only 4 pictures.