Who Knew Zeus?

Is my name Zeus? Yes. Yes it is. Am I gay? Very. Face? https://www.instagram.com/whoknewzeus/

[hydro-homies]

@Nestlé

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

This is the real admissions scandal.

[kimreesesdaughter]

WITH NO GUARANTEE OF BEING ADMITTED.

[osakaxkobe]

[monkeysaysficus]

Me making perfectly round meatballs

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

Seriously

[wadey-wilson]

[drsloppysawbonesmd]

Either a writer, or a murderer. or possibly both.

[etnoika]

…this is one of those posts that you feel is gonna get you in trouble if you reblog it.

[hydro-homies]

There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.

[renchaos]

There’s more.

[trulytarl]

Vest girl’s got like 5 shirts on

[sabotagedselfie]

Why are they taking turns..vers kweens

[theocseason4]

Scream

[judgingyourgrammar]

So this was in the Boston globe, and if I hadn’t read it myself I would have thought it was an Onion article. The lady wants walls again because now when she is working in the kitchen, her husband is in full view sitting watching TV and doing nothing. When they had walls, she was basically less aware of how ignored she was while being a hard-working woman and housewife. They don’t need walls, they need a marriage counselor.

[bellygangstaboo]

different people see different possibilities

[onlyblackgirl]

Honestly my first thought was I could just sit down when I’m tired walking cuz I’m lazy.

[strikinglysilent]

Imagine getting in an argument with someone and you tell them to “have a seat” and they just…

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

Imagine giving this to retail and fast food workers

[bornunderpunchestheheatgoeson]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mysharona1987]

[madgastronomer]

People seem to have forgotten the expression that “a few bad apples” comes from. It’s “a few bad apples spoil the barrel.”

[drunkonschadenfreude]

i love it when video games give me meaningful dialogue choices that are going to influence the story

[chefpyro]

[deadsiteletsfite]

[spartanlocke]

[carnival-phantasm]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

doctor: so are u on any birth control

me: kind of? i guess? idk a witch put a hex on me that made my womb barren after an internet argument, but i’m not sure how effective it is

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[jadedsoggy]

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

[justabirdy]

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Here’s another “self-made” billionaire that nobody is talking about

Pat McGrath became a billionaire when Kylie Cosmetics was worth $800 million. Yet the media was still obsessed with “Kylie is almost a self-made billionaire!” rather than talking about this woman who already was an actual self-made billionaire.

Never forget: twice as good for half the credit.