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whats up with all the pedophilia and soft porn that comes up on the girlblog hashtag. yall are 13 years old go do homework 😭😭
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. ۫ ꣑ৎ . 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑
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you were going to be late for work. not because you woke up late. not because you took too long in the shower and not because you were doom scrolling in bed and lost track of time.
you were going to be late because your husband, satoru, just couldn't seem to let you go. you found it cute at first, him begging you not to go and whining when you say no, but the act was getting boring especially because you were standing at the door, trapped in his arms for the last twenty minutes.
"for the last time, 'toru. i have to go", he only shook his head and pulled you impossibly closer against him.
"you don't have to work...i make enough for the both of us...you can stay home with me...you should stay home with me", satoru whispered into your ear, nuzzling his face against your neck, inhaling your scent.
"i actually like my job. i know you can pay for everything, but i also want to treat myself sometimes". satoru looked at you like you'd grown two heads. he looked you up and down, his frown deepened and shook his head, no.
"absolutely not. what kind of husband would i be if i just let you spend your hard earned money. only a loser would do that, and I'm no loser.", he pulled you closer to him again, this time peppering kisses all over your face.
"as cute as this is, satoru, i have a life to live"
"yeah, with me". this time he captured your lips in a long, passionate kiss, your lipstick now on him before pulling away and staring at you with the most love sick eyes. "i could just lock you up and keep you all to myself. i bet your boss is an ugly guy"
"my boss is a woman", he pressed his lips together in a straight line and sucked his teeth.
"whoever keeps you away from me is ugly by default. how much should i pay you to stay with me? i'll give you double your current salary-"
"don't be ridiculous, satoru"
"it's 'toru to you", you checked your wrist watch for the nth time and rolled your eyes.
"i'm gonna get stuck in traffic if you keep me here for longer", satoru sighed dramatically and pulled you in for one last hug before capturing your lips again in another kiss. but this one felt different. he kissed you like he would never see you again before pulling back and looking at you with the saddest puppy dog eyes.
"you can go now, my love". he escorted you to your car, his hand on your lower back and once you were settled in your seat, the door closed, you rolled down the windows and you kissed his cheek. "get there safe. call me when you do"
you said your goodbyes and were soon. some time later you realized that you had forgotten your purse. you reached for your phone with the intention of messaging satoru to tell him you were coming back. and to your surprise, you found that he sent a selfie of him posing with your purse, all pearly whites out and your lipstick still smeared on his lips. and below it a text.
my handsome clingy husband: i wont let you go this time if you come back
that lovesick bastard...
. ۫ ꣑ৎ . 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐃 © 𝐅𝐋𝐕𝐕𝐅𝐅𝐘
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i think young men of our generation (and throughout history) downplay women's issues so much to the point where even if they begin to struggle with the same thing, they'll mansplain it so much to try and convince u that somehow their issues are 10 times harder so u can't even begin to try and help...then they'll whine abt women being so insensitive...
when incels and looksmaxxers try to dismiss criticism by saying "u won't understand bc ur a woman" as if our entire existence has not been defined by our appearance since the beginning of time...like I've played these games my whole life I fear
You get pushed into the throne room, your bare feet skidding across the floor as you stumble.
"Unbind me, dammit! I can walk on my own!" The guards shush you, and you can see the solemn look on their faces. They know that you're going to die. "I'm not going to shush, I'll talk when I want!" You bark back at them, before turning your attention to the ropes on your wrists and bringing them to your mouth to gnaw on.
Why are these fools treating you like you're some common criminal? Disgusting, really. It would be nice to be treated with at least some decency on your march to your death. You were wandering in the woods, peacefully, when suddenly a group ambushed you, claiming that you were on some lord's property and now you're in this empty, stuffy ass throne room. They kept muttering his name on the way here, so now you know for a fact about your fate.
Sukuna Ryomen, the so called "King of curses". Although, the only thing you really knew about him is the fact he eats people. Supposedly. That's what the rumors that float around the towns you visit say.
⤷ ゛MALAYSIA ˎˊ˗
You and Nanami enjoying an early morning post-retirement after Shibuya in Malaysia !
He's awake before the sun has even risen fully over the horizon—just like he always does—body trained over the years for a routine that he no longer had to abide to. For a few seconds, there's the familiar instinct to jump out of bed and get ready in record speed while he braces himself for the stressful day ahead.
But then he hears the ocean.
The steady hush of waves rolling in and quickly retreating reminded him of just where he is, and the tension leaves his shoulders as he takes a deep breath. He exhales slow and carefully slips out of bed with the intent of keeping you asleep, because waking you up before breakfast had passed and lunch was quickly rolling around the corner? A literal crime punishable by the guest room.
You, the lovely lady at the forefront of his mind (like always), are sprawled across the mattress with the duvet twisted, one leg half-hanging off the bed, and bonnet somehow snug in your arms like a teddy despite being over your eyes at the beginning of your sleep.
Nanami smiles down at your sleeping form before making his way to the wardrobe to get dressed—pulling on some linen trousers, and a white shirt unbuttoned just enough for comfort but not enough to be indecent (unfortunately for you).
Once he's done, he slips his Pompompurin flip flops (courtesy of you) on to protect the soles of his feet from the annoyingly sandy ground, and steps out onto the balcony with a book tucked under his arm.
He sits against the soft, woven lounger, adjusting his glasses as he opens the book to the last page he was on. Though he doesn't actually begin reading just yet. Retirement has taught him that he doesn't need to speed run anything anymore, he can do anything and everything at his own pace with no worries of dead lines or a gruelling, imminent death.
The beach of the estate stretches out beautifully below, pale sand practically untouched except for the faint tracks of crabs and your own footsteps from the picnic the two of you had the night before. The private plot of land you had somehow managed to strike a ridiculously cheap deal on sits just far enough from society to feel hidden—that feeling only amplified by the extensive palm trees and greenery decorating the surroundings of the house.
Just as his eyes flicker to the page, the sliding door opens softly.
He doesn't look up immediately. He knows what each drag of your feet means, and this sad shuffle of your slippers against the wooden ground meant you were still half-asleep, stubbornly clinging to the last memory of your (hopefully) ethereal dream before it left your mind forever.
"Good morning, My Love," He greets, voice low and calm, already internally debating how long it'll take until you demand your morning tea.
You respond with a vague noise that could be a greeting. Maybe. He's honestly not too sure what that was. In all honesty, it sounds more like a dying curse then anything else. And even though he hadn't said that out loud, he can very vaguely see the flash of your cursed technique before complete darkness at the mere thought.
He finally turns his head and sees you standing there in one of his shirts, eyes barely open and hair surprisingly intact. Maybe he really did need to invest in a bonnet like you said.
Without asking, you climb onto his lap, knees tucked as you curl against his chest with the grace of a scarecrow. Nanami reacts instantly, his book now placed against a small, glass table and his arms engulfing you into a bear-like hug. One hand rests on the small of your back while the other skims his fingertips gently over your spine in slow, even strokes.
You sigh, all melted like putty in his arms, and press your forehead beneath his chin like a little kitty seeking extra attention as though it wasn't doted on twenty-four-seven.
"Did you sleep well?" He asks, pressing a kiss to your scalp.
"Mhm," You replied, though the simple hum somehow came out so slurred it took him a couple seconds to decipher what it was, "You left."
"I woke early," He says, "Old habits."
You groan at his response, fingers curling into his shirt as he presses yet another kiss to your hairline, littering them down your face until you're nose to nose—breaths mixing (he'll ignore how gross both of your morning breaths are for this cute moment).
"Sorry, Love," He mutters, pressing a long kiss to your lips, "I'll try not to do it again."
"You better," You huff, licking at his cheek just to annoy him, "You should make me a tea to make up for it."
He sighs, patting your ass before lifting you in the air, you still clung to him like a clingy koala, "Yes, ma'am."
a/n : i hate this its so short and so bad like literally such bad writing but i haven't posted properly in foreverrrrrrr and i feel bad 😪
I would love to unclench my jaw one day
I love how its an unspoken rule for jjk smaus that even if every other character is bf/gf, nanami is always our husband
Accelerate
pairing: gojo x milf!reader
synopsis: a story in which a depressed satoru gets sent to the future and sees just how bright it eventually becomes. meanwhile, you're reminded of how much of a brat your husband used to be when you first started dating.
cw: MDNI, time travel, smut w/ a touch of angst bc we LOVE plot, satoru's actually so mean at first lol, dad!jo (him and reader share a daughter together)
notes: hiiii we got 6.5k words for this one ❤️ comm for the lovely @sadlittlecucumber i hope u like!!!!
song rec: drag path — twenty one pilots
Satoru’s life ended up being a fucking bummer.
His best friend’s a mass murderer. Shoko’s gone off to do her own thing with medicine. Nanami left to go become a banker or whatever. Ijichi’s… Ijichi. Oh, and Haibara’s dead. Everyone who’s alive seems to have moved on— so should Satoru, honestly. But times proved that to be quite difficult.
He’s starting to understand where Suguru was coming from with the whole exorcise-absorb mantra. Except for him, it was exorcise and destroy, leaving every cursed site he’s stepped foot on looking like god himself decided to hit the reset button to obliterate the place.
Nobody says anything about it. He’s probably the closest thing to a god. Despite having tried his hardest all throughout his youth to fit in and act as if he was just like everyone else, people were still terrified to fuck with him.
And despite the chaos he’s constantly surrounded by— mainly from his own doing— the days still find a way to bleed into each other, morphing into a never ending cycle of boredom and violence. It’s quite the combo. The higher ups are lucky he’s too tired to plot anything behind their backs.
He’s exhausted.
The past is too blurry. The future’s too bleak.
Gojo was bound to fuck up sooner or later. The thought of him finally snapping like Suguru did, dangling in the back of his mind, taunting him.
⋆˙⟡ "DUKE, DIVORCE ME!"
historical!kento nanami x reader
your arranged marriage contract is coming to an end and you present duke kento nanami, your husband, divorce papers but for some reason he isn't letting you go?
inspired by all those historical isekai manhwas that have the same plotline everytime
disclaimers: fem!reader, very ooc, misunderstandings, bad writing, did not proofread
the breakfast room was bathed in the soft light of a grey morning, pale and watery, as if the sun itself couldn't be bothered to fully commit to the day. dust motes drifted lazily through the air, catching the light in tiny, silent dances.
you sat at your usual end of the long, polished table, and he sat at his. the duke, your husband. for two years, this had been the ritual. the clink of a spoon against a porcelain cup, the soft sound of bread being broken, the whisper of fabric as he lifted his napkin. never a word. just the quiet, heavy presence of him at the other end of the table, a presence so constant it had become a kind of silence itself. you had grown so accustomed to the specific quality of this silence that you had forgotten there were other kinds.
you glanced at the document resting on the table beside your plate. the divorce papers. they seemed to pulse there, a living thing demanding attention.
nobody talks about the grief of realizing you’ll never be the person in your own daydream.
precious.
‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚🎧⊹♡ you work at the convenience store and sukuna works at his family car workshop by its side, which means you guys acknowledge each other daily but never really talk. that is, until he notices you crying while sitting on the curb, capri sun gripped in your hands, and an unusual relationship blooms between you two.
contents. sukuna x fem reader! fluff • first times • awkward reader • sukuna is down bad but he won’t admit it • eventual smut • angst • hurt/comfort • eventual after high school -> adulthood timeskip in later chapters. if you know the artist let me know so i can credit them!!
the summer had been creeping in quietly, the way it always did in this forgotten corner of the suburbs—longer evenings that stretched the daylight into golden haze, warm air thick with the faint, dusty tang of sun-baked asphalt and overgrown weeds pushing through sidewalk cracks. cicadas hummed earlier each day, their relentless drone seeping through open windows like a promise of heatwaves to come, a persistent soundtrack that seemed to accelerate time itself.
at school, faded graduation banners hung crookedly from the rusted gates, fluttering limply in the breeze like surrender flags. teachers had long stopped pretending anyone cared about final lessons; they just droned through attendance, their voices blending into the chatter of students scrolling phones and trading gossip about post-grad freedom, about escape, about everything waiting beyond these walls.
high school was ending.
and somehow, you were leaving it exactly the way you had entered it three years ago— invisible, adrift, alone, like a ghost who'd learned to walk through hallways without anyone to see.
your family's convenience store sat stubbornly on the corner like it always had, a little box squeezed between the narrow, pothole-riddled road and the low concrete bulk of the auto workshop next door.
it had been there before you were born, would probably be there long after you left— assuming you ever found a way out. its faded sign flickered intermittently, buzzing like a trapped fly against the glass, the letters worn thin by sun and neglect. inside, fluorescent lights hummed overhead, casting a sterile glow on scuffed linoleum floors sticky from spilled sodas, the kind of place people passed through but never stayed.
the bell above the door chimed every few minutes, a tinny jingle that marked the parade of regulars: weary construction workers grabbing packs of cigarettes and black coffee before dawn shifts, kids on bikes snatching candy bars with sticky fingers, tired mothers with overflowing baskets of instant noodles and cheap frozen meals, their faces etched with the same exhaustion you saw in the mirror.
after school, you worked the register; scanning barcodes with mechanical precision, stocking shelves with cans of off-brand soda and bags of chips that crunched under your fingers, wiping down sticky counters that never stayed clean. you smiled when you had to, a tight-lipped curve of your lips that never reached your eyes, because that's what kept the customers coming back, that's what kept the business running, that's what was expected. you had learned early that performance mattered more than feeling.
and every afternoon, like clockwork, the workshop next door roared to life, shattering the store's dull rhythm.
metal clanged sharply against metal— wrenches dropping, hoods slamming. engines revved with guttural growls that vibrated through the shared wall, sending faint tremors into the soda fridge, making the bottles inside clink against each other like nervous teeth. loud voices carried through the open garage doors, rough laughter and barked orders from the men who worked there, oil-stained shirts clinging to sweat-slicked backs.
the air outside grew heavy with the sharp bite of motor oil, rubber, and exhaust, mingling with the store's perpetual scent of stale air freshener and artificially flavored slushies. it was a smell you'd come to associate with late afternoons, with the dying sun, with the border between your world and theirs.
and him.
ryomen sukuna.
he worked there with his family— his older brother mostly, from what you'd overheard in passing, fragments of conversation that drifted through open doors like smoke— his presence as commanding as the rumble of an engine tearing through quiet streets.
grease was always smudged somewhere on him: black streaks across his knuckles, up his veined forearms that flexed when he hauled tires or torqued bolts, sometimes even a careless swipe along his sharp jawline, darkening the faint shadow of stubble there. he went to your school— same grade, same echoing hallways, same looming graduation— but your worlds never touched. they weren't even in the same universe.
he was a storm cloud moving through crowded corridors, students parting like the red sea: the quiet ones averted their eyes, whispering about fights he'd won or rumors of trouble with cops; the bold ones trailed him like moths, hoping for a scrap of his attention, a nod of acknowledgment, anything. sukuna never looked particularly interested in any of it. his steps were deliberate, shoulders broad under his worn black tees, pink hair tousled like he'd just rolled out of bed and couldn't be bothered to care, tattoos peeking from collars and cuffs— marks that screamed don't approach, don't ask, don't even think about it.
you had never spoken to him, didn’t even want to, although sometimes you were too curious for your own good. you just noticed him, couldn't help it, really. the way he owned every space he stepped into, like gravity bent around him, like the air itself made room. the effortless tilt of his head when he laughed at something crude, the rare flash of sharp teeth that could have been charming if it wasn't slightly terrifying. the way he moved— it was safer to watch from afar, hidden behind the register counter, invisible in plain sight.
sometimes he came into the store.
energy drinks, mostly— cans of monster sweating beads of condensation that left wet rings on the counter. once, a pack of spark plugs wrapped in plastic, the kind you'd seen a thousand times but couldn't name. another time, a box of bandages after what looked like a nasty cut on his hand, the skin around the wound angry and red, and you'd wondered briefly if it hurt, if he'd hissed when the antiseptic hit, if anyone had helped him clean it. you'd ring him up in silence, fingers flying over the keys, avoiding his gaze with the precision of long practice.
the total would flash on the screen: 4.50. 12.99. he'd slide crumpled bills across the counter or tap his chipped card, the screen lighting up green. you'd hand back change, quarters warm from your palm, a receipt fluttering down like a dead leaf. neither of you ever said anything beyond the price. a nod, at most. a grunt. that was the extent of your relationship, if it could even be called that: transactional, forgettable, the kind of interaction that left no trace.
until the day everything hit you at once, like a wave you didn't see coming, like drowning in slow motion.
it was after school, the last week before graduation ceremonies and that final, suffocating assembly where they'd call names alphabetically and you'd walk across a stage to shake hands with people who didn't know you existed.
the hallways buzzed with excitement— clusters of students swapping numbers, planning beach trips to the coast, wild house parties with contraband booze, university orientations in shiny brochures clutched like golden tickets. group photos snapped in the quad, laughter echoing as poses turned silly, arms around shoulders, heads tilted together.
promises flew: "text me all summer!" "we gotta do this again before college scatters us!" "i'll visit, i swear, don't cry!" you stood on the edges, backpack heavy on your shoulders, listening to it all with a hollow ache in your chest that had grown familiar enough to almost ignore.
nobody asked for your number and nobody snapped a picture with you and nobody said, "we should hang out before we all leave town."
you didn't even have anyone to say goodbye to. no yearbook scribbles, no tearful hugs, no shared inside jokes to carry into the unknown. when you'd checked your yearbook that morning— the one you'd paid for like everyone else— you'd found exactly three signatures. one from a teacher who'd written "keep up the good work!" in looping cursive. one from a girl in your english class who'd clearly mistaken you for someone else. and one that just said "have a good summer" in handwriting you didn't recognize. three. out of a class of four hundred.
the feeling clung to you like damp clothes after a rainstorm: heavy, embarrassing, stupidly raw. you tried to shake it off during your shift at the store. you restocked the fridge methodically, shoving bottles into neat rows until your fingers went numb from the cold, until the bones ached. you counted change with exaggerated focus, stacking coins into perfect towers, sliding bills into their slots with precision. you smiled at customers— a harried dad buying diapers, an old lady haggling over lottery tickets like her rent depended on it—your voice steady, automatic: "have a good one," "come again," "that'll be $4.87." the words meant nothing. they were sounds you made to fill space.
but when your shift finally ended and the sky bled into deep orange, painting the workshop's open bays in fiery light, painting the oil stains on the concrete gold, it all came crashing down. the weight of three empty years buckled your knees before you could even make it inside the house attached to the store's back, the small apartment where dinner waited and questions waited and life waited in its endless, grinding routine.
you sank onto the curb between the store and the workshop, back pressed against the rough, graffiti-scratched wall that separated your worlds. knees pulled tight to your chest, you clutched a cold capri sun pouch you'd grabbed from the fridge on impulse— straw still tucked in its side, condensation slicking your palms, the foil crinkling every time you shifted. the pavement bit into your thighs through thin jeans, but you didn't care. the cicadas screamed louder now, mocking you with their endless noise.
and you couldn’t help but cry.
quietly at first, hot tears slipping down your cheeks, blurring the cracks in the sidewalk into rivers, into oceans. you bit your lip, willing it to stop, willing yourself to be normal, to be fine, to be anything other than what you were. but the dam broke— ugly, wrenching sobs that made your shoulders heave, your breath hitch in sharp gasps that scraped your throat raw.
snot dripped, your face twisted in that childish way you hated, the kind of ugly crying no one should ever see, the kind that made you look as broken as you felt. you kept your head buried against your knees, hair curtaining your face, praying the evening shadows would swallow you whole and no one would notice.
unfortunately, the workshop next door was still open, floodlights spilling harsh white across the lot, illuminating everything you wanted hidden.
the sound of heavy footsteps crunched on gravel, stopping just a few feet away.
you froze, heart slamming against your ribs so hard you could feel it in your throat, in your temples, in the places where tears still tracked down your cheeks.
you didn't need to look up to know who it was. that presence—unmistakable, like a shift in air pressure—
"…you done?"
you swiped at your face frantically with your sleeve, mortified heat flooding your cheeks as you stared at a grease stain on the pavement, willing yourself to disappear. "i'm not crying."
a beat of silence passed, thick as the humid air, heavy as the weight in your chest.
"you're sitting on the curb holding a capri sun like it's life support," sukuna said, tone dry as the dust kicking up around his boots, flat as the concrete under you. "and you're crying. i saw.”
you squeezed the pouch harder, the plastic crinkling defensively under your grip, the straw digging into your palm. a weak defense. a pathetic one. "it's cold. helps."
you braced for him to laugh or walk away as he stared down at you— either would shatter you and confirm everything you already believed about yourself.
he didn't leave. his shadow loomed, broad and unmoving, blocking the last of the sun. that somehow made it worse, his silence pressing like a thumb on a bruise.
"did someone die?" he asked after a moment, tone completely serious, which only confused you more.
your breath stuttered. "…what? no. god, no."
"you got dumped?"
you shook your head, fresh tears pricking at the corners of your eyes, hot and unwanted. "i've never dated anyone."
"you fail something? exam? class?"
"…no. i passed everything."
he went quiet again, like he was cycling through a mental checklist and coming up empty, and you were a problem he couldn't quite solve. the distant rev of a test engine idled behind him, underscoring the awkward stretch with mechanical rhythm.
you sniffed hard, pressing your damp sleeve to your runny nose, feeling the fabric grow wet, the mess of yourself in every possible way. the words clawed their way out before you could swallow them back, desperate and unfiltered, torn from somewhere deep.
"high school's ending."
the cicadas filled the uncomfortable silence, relentless and indifferent.
"…and?" he prompted, voice even, but there was no judgment you could detect, just curiosity.
you stared at the ground, throat so tight it ached, pavement blurring anew. "and i didn't make any friends."
the confession hung there, small and pathetic in the open air, smaller than you'd imagined it would sound, more embarrassing out loud than it had been in your head.
"everyone's talking about summer plans," you continued, voice cracking like glass under pressure. "i just stood there, listening to it all week. three years of classes and lunch tables, and nobody even noticed i existed. i was just… there. like background noise. the one kid no one remembered."
you laughed weakly, a choked sound that hurt coming out, wiping your eyes again with a sleeve that was already soaked. "isn't that stupid?"
a long pause stretched, the workshop's clamor fading into white noise, the cicadas seeming to hold their breath.
you risked a glance up, peeking through damp lashes, through the blur of residual tears.
sukuna stood there, arms crossed over his grease-flecked chest, one boot tapping idly on the gravel. a fresh streak of black smeared his forearm, tattoos curling like angry serpents beneath, ink stark against skin. his expression was unreadable— crimson eyes narrowed slightly, assessing, like you were a busted carburetor he was figuring out and he was deciding whether you were worth the effort.
"so make one."
you blinked, brain short-circuiting, “…what?”
"a friend," he repeated, as if it were the simplest fix in the world, as obvious as changing a tire or filling a tank. "you said you don't have one. so make one."
your mouth opened, closed. opened again. "…that's not how that works. you can't just—people have groups already, histories. there's no time to—"
"seems like it is," he shot back, unfazed, cutting through your protest like it was nothing. "you're not dead. start talking."
you stared at him, puffy-eyed and stunned, capri sun forgotten and crushed flatter in your lap, foil crinkling with every small movement.
he stared back, eyebrow arching faintly, as if you were the one making this complicated. you were not? aside from being slightly more awkward than your average teenager, you were normal and perfect capable of being someone’s friend. although the last bit wasn’t proven yet.
the workshop buzzed on behind him— clangs and shouts, the hiss of an air compressor, the rumble of an engine turning over. the evening air hung warm and heavy, carrying faint diesel fumes and the distant smell of someone's dinner cooking. your face still throbbed, nose red, you were a mess, clutching that stupid pouch like a lifeline, like it could save you from drowning on dry land.
before you could talk yourself out of it— before sanity could kick in and remind you who you were talking to— the words tumbled free, reckless and raw, torn from somewhere you didn't know existed.
"…will you be my friend?"
the second they left your mouth, regret hit like a freight train. you wanted the earth to crack open and swallow you, the curb to dissolve, you wanted to disappear into the gravel. what was wrong with you? asking ryomen sukuna— the guy who radiated don't-fuck-with-me energy, the one everyone whispered about like he was a live wire, the one with rumors and a reputation that preceded him like a storm front— to be your friend. while sobbing like a loser and clutching a capri sun like a child.
silence stretched, eternally confusing. your stomach plummeted to your shoes, then through the pavement, then into some infinite void below.
he stared at you, crimson gaze piercing, face unreadable.
you stared back, horrified, heat crawling up your neck, burning your cheeks, making everything worse. "…i mean, you don't have to! forget i said that. i was just—emotional, stupid, i didn't mean—"
"sure."
"…what?"
"sure," he repeated, casual as asking for a pack of cigarettes, shifting his weight like this was no big deal.
you blinked at him, brain rebooting slowly, painfully. "that's… it?"
"what, you want a contract? pinky swear? engraved invitation?" a flicker of something crossed his face— amusement, maybe, or disbelief at your disbelief.
"no, i just—" you floundered, searching his face for the punchline. "why?"
he shrugged, broad shoulders rolling under his shirt, grease flaking off as he uncrossed his arms. "you're here every day. store's right next to the shop. i see you restocking, ringing up idiots, wiping down that counter. might as well make it official."
that… was his reasoning? proximity? convenience? you didn't know whether to laugh, cry again, or pinch yourself to wake up from whatever strange dream this was.
"…so we're friends now?" you asked in a small voice.
"guess so." a ghost of a smirk tugged his lip. “don’t make it weird.”
another pause settled, charged now, electric. he jerked his chin toward the mangled pouch in your hands. "you gonna drink that or just keep strangling it?"
you glanced down— forgotten, warped into a sad pancake, foil crinkled beyond repair. cheeks burning, you fumbled the straw in, stabbing until it punctured, and took a sip. artificial orange flooded your mouth, overly sweet and fizzy, tasting like childhood and sudden, dizzying relief, like something you hadn't known you needed.
sukuna watched for a beat, crimson eyes flicking over you, then he turned on his heel like he was heading back to the workshop's chaos, done with this strange interaction, finished with you.
panic flared hot in your chest— don't go, not yet, please not yet—
"wait."
he paused mid-step, glancing over his shoulder, eyebrow quirking, waiting.
you swallowed, voice still small but gaining traction, finding strength you didn't know you had. "…friends hang out, right?"
"…yeah."
"so… do you want to hang out? sometime? i mean, if you're free after—"
he studied you for a long moment, the dying sun catching the pink in his hair, turning it fiery, turning it almost gold at the edges. you held out your capri sun toward him, a pathetic peace offering.
"…we can share this?”
he looked at the pouch, then at you, then back at the pouch.
"…that was just in your mouth."
"…i can get you another one."
he gave you a long-suffering look and sighed, running a grease-streaked hand through his hair, disrupting the already chaotic pink.
"…you're weird."
"…i am? well— kinda—"
"…and you cry on sidewalks."
"it was an accident!"
he stared at you one more second, crimson eyes unreadable, face giving nothing away. then jerked his chin toward the store.
"go get another one."
you blinked, confused, as if you weren’t the one offering a minute ago.
"…get what?"
"capri sun, loser," he said, like you were slow. "grape."
your heart stuttered, skipped, restarted.
"…that's a yes?"
he turned, already walking back toward the workshop, toward the noise and the grease and the life you'd watched from afar for so long. you scrambled to your feet, knees protesting, capri sun crushing further in your grip.
"wait—!"
he stopped, half-turning.
"…what."
you clutched the crushed pouch to your chest, feeling your heartbeat through the foil. "…hi. i'm—"
"i know," he cut in, flat and certain. "i read your nametag."
your mouth opened and closed uselessly. "…oh."
and then he walked back into the workshop, swallowed by the noise and by the world you'd never been part of.
you stood there on the curb, staring after him, watching the space where he'd been, feeling the evening air warm on your skin.
your eyes still stung and your face was still puffy and your life was still a mess, still uncertain, still terrifyingly empty in so many ways. but for the first time all day— you were smiling.
just before he disappeared completely, his voice carried back to you, low and steady,
"i get off at eight."
and just like that, your summer started. not with parties or plans or promises from ghosts. not with numbers in a yearbook or invitations to beaches or group chats you'd never be part of.
but with him, with the hum of cicadas and the promise of eight o'clock ticking closer, with the taste of artificial orange still sweet on your tongue and the weight of a crushed pouch in your hand.
part 1 -> part 2
You and Satoru Gojo are both handcuffed together by a curse that won’t break until you “resolve your issues.” Problem is, neither of you think you have issues. Spending 3 days literally attached to each other reveals otherwise.
“Oh, that’s cute,” Gojo says, looking at the glowing chain connecting your wrists.
“Cute? CUTE? Get these off right now”
He tries to pull them off. They don’t budge. He tries using Infinity. Doesn’t work. You try to smash them against a wall. Nothing.
And then the curse, before dying, has the audacity to laugh and say, “Only breaks when you resolve your issues”
“What issues?” you both yell at the same time.
So now you’re stuck. Literally handcuffed to Satoru Gojo, the most annoying man on the planet.
“This is your fault,” you say.
“How is this MY fault?”
“Everything is your fault.”
“Wow. And you wonder why we have ‘issues’ to resolve.”
The first hour isn’t terrible. You go back to Jujutsu High, and Ijichi takes one look at you both and just… walks away. Smart man.
Shoko examines the cuffs and basically says “lol good luck” and refuses to help.
“You’re a doctor”
“I’m a doctor, not a relationship counsellor.” She’s already walking away, lighting a cigarette.
“We’RE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP.”
She just waves without turning around.
The problems start when you realize you have to do everything together. EVERYTHING.
Eating…. He’s right there, stealing food off your plate because “we’re basically the same person now.”
“We are not the same person.”
Bathroom breaks are a nightmare that you’ve both agreed to never speak of. He stands outside the stall facing the wall and hums loudly while you die of embarrassment.
Sleeping is worse. You’re in your room, trying to sleep on your bed, and he’s… also on your bed because where else is he gonna go.The chain is like three feet long.
“Stay on your side, Satoru”
“This is my side.”
“Your side is not the middle of the bed”
“I’m a big guy, I need space.”
“I’m about to murder you and then we’ll really have issues to resolve.”
He eventually falls asleep, and you’re lying there wide awake because you’re hyper aware of every single point where his arm is touching yours and how warm he is and how his hair is falling in his face and…
Nope. Not going there. You’re just tired. That’s all.
Day two is when things get weird.
You’re making coffee and he’s attached to you, obviously, and he’s humming some annoying song and you realize… it’s kind of nice having someone there in the morning. You immediately hate that you thought that.
“Stop hovering.”
“I’m literally chained to you.”
At breakfast, Yuji asks how you’re both doing and Gojo says “Great. We’re basically married now” and you kick him under the table.
“We are NOT….”
“I mean, we sleep together, eat together, spend every waking moment together…”
You kick him again.
“..ow, okay, okay, I’m just saying the handcuffs have a point.”
“What point, Satoru”
“That we should probably talk about… stuff.”
“What stuff?”
He suddenly gets really interested in his food. “You know. Stuff.”
Day three and you’re losing your mind. Not because he’s annoying, okay, partly that, but because he keeps doing weird things like making sure you’re walking on the inside of the sidewalk, and adjusting his pace to match yours, and reaching for things on high shelves before you even ask, and it’s making you feel things that you don’t want to feel.
“Can you stop being so…” you wave your free hand vaguely, “….like that?”
“Like what?”
“Like… nice”
He laughs. “You’re mad at me for being nice?”
“Yes. No. I don’t know! Just stop it”
“What if I don’t want to stop it?”
You freeze. He’s looking at you with this expression you’ve never seen before, and your heart does a very inconvenient backflip.
“Satoru…”
“You know what I think?” He’s closer now, and you can’t step back because you’re literally attached to him. “I think the curse knew exactly what it was doing.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Our issue isn’t that we hate each other. It’s that we’re both too stubborn to admit we don’t.”
Your face is burning. “That’s…you’re….shut up.”
“Awe, you’re blushing.”
“I’M NOT”
“You are. You’re doing that thing where your ears get all red.”
“Okay, okay” You’re covering your face with your free hand. “Stop talking”
“Not until you admit it.”
“Admit what?”
“That you like me.”
“I…” You want to deny it. But he’s looking at you like that and you’re tired of pretending and the words just come out, “So what if I do?”
“Yeah?” He’s grinning like an idiot.
“I’m already regretting it.”
“Liar.”
He’s right. You are lying. And when he leans in closer, giving you plenty of time to pull away, as much as you can while handcuffed, you don’t.
The kiss is soft and sweet and when you pull back, you’re both smiling like idiots.
There’s a soft click.
You look down. The handcuffs are gone, just dissolved into nothing, leaving just a faint warm feeling on your wrists.
Later, you find out Shoko absolutely could have removed the cuffs at any time.
When confronted, she just shrugs and says “You’re welcome” and walks away.
You’re gonna kill her. But also maybe send her a fruit basket. You haven’t decided yet.