oooo you wanna ask me about project megaverse so baaad

they/them, it/its, no pronouns | writer (non-practicing): @local-single-wizard | my brain is made of mush ✨ | who knows what im into, you'll only find out from vague posts i reblog | former mcyt blog, former kpop blog | icon drawn by my friend @aninmudsman

[whonsper]

with the slow death of tumblr becoming more of a possibility than ever, i dont want to lose any of the friends i made or the community im in

if anyone (we dont have to be moots) wants to find me anywhere

ao3: your-favorite-roommate

twitter: whonsper

cohost: whonsper

discord: whonsper

Instagram: whonsper

twitch: whonsper

uhhh i think thats it?

[orpheuslament]

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

[agentukelele]

Stop dehumanizing nonbinary people by calling us Thems.

Stop making posts about Men, about Women, and then Theys. We deserve to be called what our gender is, even if some do go by they/them.

Stop assuming we all go by they. I'm an It with neopronouns. Some folks use He and She. Some of us hate They being used for us.

[asynca]

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

[linolinoing]

jeekies for @strayklds birthday! 🎁❤️

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[pseudophan]

dan and phil are exploding each other's cocks. or something

[iamnotawomanimagod]

me seeing a mutual's happy post: "hell yeah buddy :)" *hits like*

me seeing a mutual's sad/vent post: "aww no buddy :(" *hits like*

[estel-and-agape]

The like button is heart shaped for a reason and the reason is that it means I love you

[whonsper]

i love watching someone go through my posts then decide to follow lol. im glad my slop pile has pleased you ❤️

[youmakestraykidsstayy]

[importantcatpics]

[snoozu]

sometimes instead of “why can’t they just be friends” i think it should be “why can’t they also be friends” because sometimes shipping feels much too much like forcing two pretty characters to kiss and be intimate without actually being interested in the dynamic the two people have. what about hanging out together. what about why they like being in each others company. what do they argue about. how do they patch things up. what do they laugh about.

[snoozu]

best tag on this post

[fauxhollow]

Guess?

[whonsper]

Who's that on your profile header?

OH LOL thats MissaSinfonia, a hispanic youtuber. highly recommend checking out his stuff, hes absolutely hilarious. i dont speak a lick of spanish and im still laughing so much through every video. his editing style is awesome

that video specifically is a halloween video from a couple years back

[foone]

I'm filling out forms for a doctor's appointment and they want me to list any family members who have had various conditions, like diabetes, various cancers, or if they've got "healthy".

apparently being healthy is a serious medical condition now

[foone]

also any form that asks you if you're sexually active and then wants to know what birth control you use should include "homosexuality", "no one involved has a uterus", "it's not that kind of sex" as options.

I mean if you're going to list 16 different methods you clearly are trying to be comprehensive, so lets not kid ourselves about what options are out there

[foone]

they list OCP as one of the birth control methods

HALT, SPERM. YOU MAY NOT PROCEED

[foone]

they also make me check which genders I've had sex with and only offer the vintage genders. come on, I'm not even binary, why are you assuming everyone I've had sex with can easily be slotted into a male or female box?

IT'S 2025, WE HAVE MORE SEXES AND GENDERS THAN THAT

[foone]

contraceptive method

* other, list here: [i only have sex with people who are already pregnant so it's not possible for me to get them more pregnant *shrug*]

[foone]

they have a section called "Social History - Other Factors" and give me various options, like:

military service

sleep concern (?)

exercise (are they asking if I have a history of exercise?)

bike helmet (???)

caffeine

[foone]

neurotypical fuckers are always like "autistic people have trouble following directions" and then hand me a form that asks if I have a history of bike helmet

[auyawolf]

well, do you?

[foone]

mind your own business, that's protected personal medical information

[fauxhollow]

Cute

[minsung-archived]

HAN — abracadabra challenge