i love hermione granger very much and i owe her a whole lot
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i love hermione granger very much and i owe her a whole lot
Marwan & Khaled, fall 2019
Anyway do I have to write this klaus & diego buddy cop fic my damn self or what
It’s not even an AU everything is exactly the same the only difference is Diego didn’t get kicked out of the academy and did end up working as a detective and Klaus doesn’t have a job so he just follows him around
Diego being assigned his first murder case: I have been training my whole life.. studying.. everyone thinks I’m just here because of my rich daddy but finally I get to prove that I’m capable of-
Klaus sat next to him in a floral moo moo sipping pink lemonade through a curly straw: So bro I talked to the victim she said it was her husband he hit her over the head with a decorative candelabra and hid it in the recycling. Can you believe that? You can’t recycle a candelabra, Diego.
Jokes aside the AMOUNT of potential for a storyline where like.. Klaus just immediately finds out who the killer is but they still have to actually PROVE it because Diego cannot stand in a court of law and say “this man is the murderer my brother who sees dead people told me” is great
me, handing in my essays:
@validitywitch
you want want Murphy has.
happy april fools. please take this egg
hahahahahha………………..
youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY BABY'S GENDER REVEAL PARTY!
Thank you for coming to my baby’s gender reveal party! I can’t wait to share the precious moment when I find out whether this bundle of joy I’m carrying is a little ballerina or a little truck driver. I am just so excited to talk about my future child’s genitalia with 30 of my closest friends and acquaintances! You know me and my hubs Andy. We’re obsessed with being extra and we’re never going to settle for just an ordinary gender reveal party. We’ve had a cake prepared that’s either pink or blue, based on whether our child is a Little Man or a Little Miss. First, I will cut into the cake and show a slice. If it’s a Boy, the cake will be blue, because blue is Boy! Blue is color of Boy things, like the sky, which is where the Air Force lives. Pink is color of girl, because girl things like flowers and laundry mistake. We’re not stopping there. After the cake, Andy is going to use a crossbow to shoot 12 wild rabbits that he bought at a store where you get food for large snakes. Each guest will then take one of the dying rabbits into her hands and look under the tail. If the dead rabbit is (was) a girl, our baby will be a little fashionista. If the rabbit has a little penis? Our lovebug will grow up to be a doctor or other type of Man! This is a party for adults, so feel free to get a little naughty. There’s nothing that makes me feel like making fun dirty jokes then thinking about my unborn child’s Boy or Girl pubic mound! We’re going to play a twist on “pin the tail on the donkey,” and you’ll either stick penises or vaginas on a picture of my ultrasound. We’ll be using glue that’s made from either Boy or Girl racehorses. This grown-up game will be made even more fun by the fact that we will be eating gourmet ice cream cones that are either flavored like Boy (scotch with a fun spicy touch of hot sauce) or Girl (nothing). Can’t wait to meet our Little Heartbreaker or our Little Slut! I never knew this before getting preggo, but there are a lot of rules for Girl or Boy! There are many things that are Boy. Boy is Blue, dog, numbers, fireman (even though fireman Red, it is Boy), hair (coarse), shape of ball like soccer ball, bricks, glass, buildings, car, sharp. Girl is Pink, cat, hair (soft), shape of square like purse, skin, boat, dry. I know it’s a lot to remember but look, I don’t make the rules! (The person that make the rules is Boy.) Andy and I love our traditional gender roles. He makes the money and cuts down the trees because Boy, and I am House for baby. Andy loves to make me eat vitamins so the House will be nice for Baby. Each vitamin is like a gift I give my baby’s House! I can’t wait to see what job my baby have. If Boy, maybe Racecar Scientist, Ambulance Lifter, or Priest Batman. If Girl, only job option is House or Lesbian. Even I don’t know what our baby is! When ultrasound technician which was weirdly Girl told Andy what gender our baby was, I told him I didn’t want to know. Andy was able to keep a stoic face when Girl Technician told him Boy or Other One! He was completely deadpan except for one tiny body language thing, where his mouth said “now our baby can’t be Blacksmith.” Andy is so good at keeping surprises! I hope our little bundle of joy looks just like him when grows up to be Ice Fisherman Man. Thank you all for sharing this day with us. I can’t wait to start this family with my sweet Andy. We will be the perfect Dad and House. But just remember: I will love my baby no matter what, whether it decides to be Lumberjack Surgeon or just normal Umbrella Girl On Salt Container. In the end, it does not matter! Whether Boy or Girl, my baby can do anything, like wear a pant or do computer. After all, Boy or Girl, my baby still White.
it took me 4 paragraphs to figure out that this was very definitely satire
Oh my fucking god
Posted with permission from the artist @ByTwistwood. Story by Matthew Wisner.
Mr Rogers A+ Parenting
what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….
sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable
and then we go get snacks
Female superheroes with their young fans!
REPRESENTATION MATTERS
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Why did I laugh this hard.
headcanon that harry’s headaches in HBP weren’t due to the presence of voldemort in his head but were because he has had the same glasses for 10ish years and needed a new prescription
honestly, this poor boy couldn’t read
What’s up, I’m Harry, I’m 17, and I never learned how to read
Those fuck ass Dursleys never got him new fucking glasses; of course the poor boy had trouble reading. Hell, that’s probably a lot of his trouble with potions: the instructions/notes/class lectures were written on a board HE COULDN’T READ. Also, it would probably be really fucking hard to tell the difference between similar looking powders if your sight is that fucking bad.
Also, answers the age old question of “why did Harry not recognize Snape’s handwriting in his textbook if he’d been reading it on a blackboard every day for years?”
Because it was blurry as hell, next question.
Disney’s Pencil Test for Frozen (2013)
I don’t think Disney is aware that their movies look so much better in two dimensions
That comment reminds me of another comment for which I can’t recall the source; paraphrased, “The best CGI now will always look outdated ten years from now, but awesome drawings will always look like awesome drawings.”
Edward Arsouni “Marie E Monti” Fall 2019 Ready-to-Wear Collection
Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,
As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;
But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;
Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.
Fuck you
i have NPC energy cause most of my replies consist on
ok
NICE
hell ye!
no…….
yes?
sdfghjhghjkjDFGHJKGHJJDFGSS
thank you so much!
fuck!
more reasons im a NPC:
if i stand still for too long i start doing idle animations
will only talk to people if they start conversation first
my walking speed is too fast to be walking and too slow to be running
if you talk to me too many times i start repeating dialogue
if you do a small favor for me i will follow you around without questions
i will drop a lot exposition if you ask
sometimes i get stuck on doors
you may stand in a straight line from me holding a corpse but its more than 10 meters so i will not notice
low HP