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clearly it is funny to someone otherwise it wouldn’t exist but whenever i overhear snl clips (often, bc i live with my mom) i cannot even begin to fathom what part of them is supposed to be funny

zoombinisvevo

it honestly just sounds like my first college’s improv group where everyone seems very smug and it is unclear if they had ever been genuine about anything before in their lives

#they were fine individuals #probably #but as i group i simply..... did not trust them

animate-mush

Instead of telling people to monetize their hobbies, I'm gonna start telling people to hobbitize their professions:

Man, you are such a good contractor negotiator. You would kill it at boardgames.

Oh wow, your art is so beautiful! You should totally leave it in an unmarked box in the woods!

Dude with those excel skills you could set up a kick-ass pan-franchise multi-generational interconnected fanfiction webcomic

Science communication you say? Have you considered maybe running shitpost blog with that?

Phenomenal closing arguments! You gotta get into DMing!

That is a great flowchart. You've thought of everything. Let me tell you about Werewolf.

clearly it is funny to someone otherwise it wouldn’t exist but whenever i overhear snl clips (often, bc i live with my mom) i cannot even begin to fathom what part of them is supposed to be funny

watching a sci fi movie about risky and selfless actions as last ditch efforts to save humanity during a crisis and thank god it’s a chinese movie.... would be way too unrealistic watching americans do any of that shit

#this isn’t pro or anti chinese govt i know literally nothing about them. all this is is anti american ok #the movie is called the wandering earth #the premise is a little hokey but it’s still rly good

aliciasilvastuff

By plantpotters

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Carrie Fisher behind the scenes of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

Celebrating 40 Years of Empire: Behind the Scenes

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I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)

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I’m saying “it’s right”

night-dragon937

All of us are saying “it’s right.”

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It’s right

sandersstudies

I’m going to say something that may seem a little “gross” if you’ve never experienced, depression, executive dysfunction, or disability. But this post isn’t for you.

This is for everybody who has watched their plates grow mold in the sink. Had no energy to even look at what’s in the back of the fridge. Had clothes get mildewey from sitting so long. Closed whole rooms because it’s the sight of how messy it is makes you feel worse. Can’t remember their last shower Just can’t summon the motivation to begin, because how can it ever end?

I see you. I see your struggle. You’re still a valid and valuable human being, and your difficulty caring for yourself is not a moral failing. You are not an evil person because of a struggle partially outside your control. I hope that you get help in the forms you need it, and can feel at peace in your space again.

combine-the-kitchens

Thank you

yellowtonkatrunk

I found bugs living in mold under my bed when I was finally put on medication and felt alive enough to clean. It was gross. But it happens sometimes and honestly, it’s okay. Everyone that has mental illness deals with something. There may have been bugs and mold under my bed but I’m still alive and getting better. Be kind to yourself.

#yeehaw #have found broken glass under my bed months after i had dropped the glass #it is all a work in progress

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gallowscalibrator

i was looking through an old magazine i had and well. this was in it

#losing my fucking mind about krasinskashi over here

gaycism

please take a moment to really appreciate the argument of why "most cops don't live in the cities they oversee" needs to be addressed

full video here

joelleity

[transcript:

Yusuf Abdul-Qadir: what percent of the police live in the city?

mayor: about 5% or so

Yusuf Abdul-Qadir: 5%, so 95% don’t live in the city.

mayor: yes.

Yusuf Abdul-Qadir: so when you say that the vast majority of the percentage goes towards salaries, et cetera, fringe benefits, that means that they take their money on 81, go to outside the city, pay taxes in those communities that have some of the best schools while we have an underfunded school district--

someone else: $60 million up.

Yusuf Abdul-Qadir: so i just want to put into context what we’re talking about, because it’s really easy to say, mayor-- and with all due respect, i like you. but that was a very politician answer.

mayor: sorry, what specifically?

Yusuf Abdul-Qadir: the, “we will consider, and we will look.” what we’re saying is we’re not interested in considering and looking. what we’re saying is, actually, there’s $50 million. commit to $20 million cut, because we’re sending money-- as the mayor of Syracuse, when you don’t have a tax base, you’re sending money out of Syracuse. and not just for 30 years-- for the rest of their life because their pensions, their health insurance, their families. so we are funding for other people’s communities to have the promise of the American dream while we are denying it in our community. that’s the context that you, as the mayor, have to look at this under.

so when we talk about renegotiating union contract, what we’re saying is you can’t play around with, “maybe, um, we will--” no. y’all got to go, because you don’t provide a service that is beneficial to the community, that is meaningful to the community. the services that you provide criminalize our community, impoverish our community, reallocate resources to suburbs. we are actually funding the suburbs, both in our police departments and in our schools.

and to be clear, just to be clear, it’s not just the fact of, like, the percentage of people. we’re also funding what race of people are on the police force, the percentage of race of teachers, as well, superintendent, board president. so we want to put in context, because it’s not just a class issue. it’s a race issue. we’re telling black and brown people and poor people, you don’t matter. the devil’s in the data and in the details, mayor. respectfully, it is not acceptable for us to be here considering.]