Depressed But Still Funny.

Ohheythere. I'm Kim. 20 years old. Instagram: @spaghetti_queen_ Gluten free, mother of 2 cats, 1 dog, and crippling depression.

[wh1teow1]

[rosalielesbianhale]

do you know how cool it would have been to keep the blue tint of the first twilight movie going right up until the moment bella opened her eyes as a newborn? do you know how impactful the red of her iris would have been if it was the first thing the viewer saw that wasn’t tinted blue? do you understand how it would have run parallel with how bella describes her human vision vs her vampire vision in the books? do you remember how she described all her human memories looking murky to her because her vision was lacking and the world looked completely new to her now? blue tint.

[the104yearoldvirgin]

New Moon Deleted Scene

Bella: Every time I sleep I have nightmares, so I don’t sleep much.

Jake: I can help with that. I know the best lullaby. It guarantees only good dreams if you hear it.

Bella: Really? Okay…

Jake: Hit the hay, fast asleep

Dream a dream you little bleep

Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream dream

Bella: ???

Jake, now also break-dancing: Just relax, lay about

Or my fist will put you out

Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream

[justjalice]

Just scrolling through the twilight auctions and found this

So you’re telling me jasper really wore these cowboy boots to school and it didn’t even make it in the camera shot?!

[cullen-stan-for-life]

when Carlisle finds out the chaos twins broke another window because they wanted to see how far Emmett could throw Bella

[panlight]

Keeping Up With the Cullens - Bella’s Birthday Special 

[keepingupwiththecullens]

Happy 33rd birthday, Bella!

[jalicewhitcock]

Mushroom Ravioli hc

Bella wins a bet against Emmett.

She shoved down 27 plates of mushroom ravioli in 30 seconds.

It was the first time she ate human food after turning into a vampire.

She has trouble heaving it up.

Emmett does a Heimlich maneuver on her.

No ravioli gets out.

Edward starts to freak out.

Esme and Carlisle will be home soon.

After multiple tries, Bella sighs and says "just take my head off and take it out yourself".

Edward has a mental breakdown in the middle of the kitchen as Emmett sticks a vacuum cleaner down her esophagus to remove every ravioli while Jasper holds Bella's head.

[keepingupwiththecullens]

Edward: Recent evidence has shown that vampires may not be immune to COVID-19, so you better wear your MASK!

[jasperwhitcock]

twilight x icarly

au where spencer is a feared vampire hunter & the volturi’s biggest threat

[cadaverkeys]

people hiding their vampirism is soooo tired. its 2020 no one cares anymore.

[ilovevampiressomuch]

i don’t know if this has been done yet but the idea came to me as i was startled out of a fitful sleep by the math teacher yelling my name because the zoom was over so here ya go-

[mymomsaidthaticant]

i’m so attention starved that i wouldn’t mind my vampire husband to accidentally impregnate me on our honeymoon so i could get a lot of attention from his coven for a few weeks :/

[yeehaw-vampire]

The year is 2020, the Cullens have been stuck in quarantine for the past 3 months in an effort to seem human, Edward is slowly going insane because Bubblegum KK has been playing nonstop in Emmett and Alice’s heads since Animal Crossing New Horizons came out. He leaves the family to live at the bottom of the ocean until the stay at home order is lifted.

Because I had to make it a vid.

[yeehaw-vampire]

I’ve watched this about 100 times even though I’m the one who made it and it honestly just keeps getting better.

[finitetwilight]

new moon where everything is the same but before Edward leaves he sings I Gotta Go My Own Way from High School Musical 2 in the woods to Bella

[toxictwilight]

What Bella actually finds at the Cullen house in New Moon:

[chnnmrgn]

[inthemiddleofmymidnight]

And the woman, Victoria.

Don’t underestimate her.