How dare you touch my lightbulb?

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[ultrazarra]

i hate this

[grandestrology-deactivated20150]

DELETE THIS

[2000sgyal-deactivated20210117]

😂😂facts

[girlfromamber]

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

this shit so fucking pure it made me cry

[cockbarff-deactivated20150220]

[love-personal]

[hijerking]

Are you straight?

[officialagentmaine]

Cards Against Humanity just murdered every company that gender markets

[forever90s]

[guy]

i mean at least i tried right

[teenscoolest]

[blackness-by-your-side]

this 👆🏾

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Do these straight people just like

Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them

[beneath-jersey-horror]

Just gals being pals

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Enjoying the single life together >.>

[sorry]

Why have a social life when you can have internet and a netflix account instead

[heart]

it’s 12am, I’m hungry, and I have pizza in my fridge. you know what that means

[ineffabl-y]

You’re gonna smother it on your body and sacrifice yourself to the pizza god

[heart]

you know me too well

[all1sees]

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

[qurioq]

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

[averagedopeydope]

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

[my-little-mod-blog]

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

[dutchster]

you can even solve geometric problems

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

[aureliusquinn]

Reblob to save a life

[danisontnonfire]

just reblobbed

[whoresandusage]

white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies

white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*

[izzyhill]

nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries

[heartbeatsandpeonies]

As a Scottish person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

[omfgdanshobbithair-deactivated2]

As an English person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

[nlxy]

As an American person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

[pawgleprosy]

[funny-and-clever-url-deactivate]

[bangerzlester]

[moved-to-renminiscent]

reblogging cause new zealand

[wiseuplael]

hah Americas is so true like god damn America get your shit together

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

THANK YOU JAPAN

[darkside-of-jupiter]

^

[frostedpuffs]

we’re watching big hero 6 in my class and we were at that part where hiro and baymax were in the portal and everyone is so quiet except for my teacher who mumbles “if that fuckin robot dies i’m burning this movie”