professional disappointment

im almost 31 now when does it end

[tomorrowillbeyou]

chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

[helloitsbees]

How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

[helloitsbees]

you can’t fucking do this to me

[orcboxer]

movies will be like "THIS is the most bullied outcast unpopular girl in school... the Thin White Heterosexual Brunette"

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

another reminder to stop buying/watching/reading anything JK Rowling associated

[dennisboobs]

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - "Friends"

↳ Dennis + The Gang being "friends"

[crystal-bytes]

GIFTOBER 2022

DAY TWENTY-SIX: BAD WEATHER

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia 15x08 "The Gang Carries a Corpse Up a Mountain" (2021)

[victusinveritas]

[ohevoyev]

i wanna see a hannibal-level psychosexual obsession between two normal people. like some freak who works at a deli counter and the city bus driver who buys sandwiches with anchovies on purpose

[sabitsukis]

[chismosavirus]

[afterword]

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

[wahoo-shem]

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

[worldsmightiestwitch]

one is a brilliant anti war song with clever lyrics, meaningful message and captivating staging and the other one is switzerland's entry

[dumbghosties]

Cool fact about thick thighs:

Free hand warmer always

[asspostate]

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

[mazzes-deactivated20250218]

i want to smoke crack with her

[maggi-cube]

Grandmama ATE this

[1dietcokeinacan]

Nothing compares

[ioccasionallyburnthings]

I am OBSESSED with this

[headspace-hotel]

Sometimes I can’t wait to be old and fabulous

[holyfucker]

Full offense but some of you would run upstairs when pursued by a murderer

[homospatial-deactivated20230225]

its where the bedroom at

[soft-october-night]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[everythingfox]

Baby armadillo for your day

(via)

[calocera]

mime down…

[reversewerewolf]