Steve Rogers Wife

Twenty something Dilf obsessed writer(occasionally) xotwod

[creativepromptsforwriting]

we need to be more bored. i used to be so creative in my spare time, now I'm just on my phone.

[xfallenintoanabyssx]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked special agent aaron hotchner, and he said the unsub is a straight white male, in his mid to late 20s-30s, socially isolated, and likely works a blue-collar job that gives him access to his victims. he struggles with feelings of inadequacy and projects his anger onto women who remind him of his mother.

[ddejavvu]

in the midst of this new 'quarter zip movement' let's all take a moment to remember that nobody will EVER do it like aaron hotchner did. never.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[rainedravens]

"holy shit they finally confessed, what comes next--"

[wesandresons]

if i cant fuck that old man then whats the point

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[dreg-heap]

Your honor I think you'll find that my message "I am going to kill you with a hammer tomorrow morning as you leave for work I know your routine and I will catch you" did not have "/srs" attached to it

[succuviiussy]

How am I supposed to bounce and moan on it in these conditions

[hotchnerbau]

“I asked chatgpt-” yeah well I asked special agent aaron hotchner and he said the unsub is a straight white male in his 30s

[hotchnerbau]

season 1 aaron hotchner and his red-lined coat is very important to me

[hotchnerbau]

thomas gibson is turning 63 years old tomorrow and he can still get it

[hotchnerbau]

oh no I have suddenly broken every bone in my body and require immediate medical attention and possibly mouth to mouth resuscitation

[relentlessescapism]

is there a hotch calls beth “emily” in bed fic

[chicken-delight]

[solardrake]

i am going to do it

[solardrake]

ah! ah ooh hoo oh ah ah

[solardrake]

it a litle bit cold

[reidgifs]

the bau + emphasis on the title.

[girlrose]

im on tumblr bc im a romantic this energy doesnt exist on any other platform