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i'm sophie 21 queer

[byjove]

It’s summer so I have family members being like “Come visit me on the mountain. It’s almost raspberry season. I got new chickens, come see them.” Like, guys, I CAN’T. I CANNOT leave my cats alone overnight. I trusted Tommy to be alone in the house overnight (before she was insulin dependent) but Odette will build a nuclear reactor in the house and allow it to meltdown if I leave her alone for more than 5 hours.

[byjove]

I need you all to see this

And, of course, they’re very upset some intern on the DNC Twitter account called Stephen Miller an ugly fuck (factually correct) and responded to his passive aggressive and insulting transvestigating of Texas senate nominee James Talarico with a similar level of inflammatory ire. We need more Dark Woke. I am so tired of the Democratic Party playing respectability bullshit and acting like what people saying on the right should be treated as reasonable and sane. “Shut up you ugly fuck.” is really the only way to respond to that.

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s fascinating hearing how other people think. My dad says he has to think of a full sentence word for word before he says it whereas I don’t know what I’m gonna say until I’ve already said it.

[byjove]

roadtrip to all the places referred to as “the worst city/village in the UK” so I can compare them to the southeastern US

[byjove]

people talk about family vacations growing up and say things that make me think “oh, y’all weren’t the drinking by 10 am type of people...” but I have to say, I’m glad I was born in an ‘adults drinking at 10 am’ family instead of a ‘hiking 10 miles by 10 am’ family.

[doppelgender]

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

[doppelgender]

[witchesgraves]

POPE CODY IN A HOODIE IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, SAVE US.

[slytherclaw1978]

the hoodie, his curls, his eyes OH MY GOD LOCK ME UPPPPPPPPPP

[yesimfinewhydoyouask]

i love that you can SEE his bitchiness when he's in his hoodie

[j4ckr4bbits]

pope cody SPOTTED in the backrooms

[byjove]

June is also men’s mental health month so I’d like to drop in and say that mine is not so good. It’s also Pride Month so I’m going to be treating the problem with yaoi.

[kimiant0nelli]

happy may 4th

[annabelle--cane]

what I mean: "sexual intercourse" is as much a social construct as "romantic courtship," and you discover this very quickly as a queer person if you try to talk to able bodied straight cis people who literally think the only thing that counts as Actual Sex is penis-in-vagina penetration, like they call oral "foreplay" it's so dire. various people have a lot of vested interest in cleanly defining "sex" vs "not sex" for a whole slew of reasons (ex. censorship dodging and enforcing, conferring the social clout of virginity and prowess, finding and closing loopholes about premarital sex, deciding what relationships "count" as serious partnerships, ligating what is general assault vs sexual assault vs Something That's Definitely Probably Fine And Not Sexual At All, Actually, etc.), and it's really not something you can just fall back on as obvious common sense that people are dumb for questioning.

what I say: sex isn't real and you can't have it

[byjove]

your life is too easy. you need to go to the nearest animal shelter and adopt the first tortoiseshell cat you see

[byjove]

Imagine going on a movie date with a girl and she shows up to the movie theatre with a big huge fuckoff suspiciously large purse so you assume she’s maybe sneaking in snacks but the movie starts and you look over and she’s in the middle of a knitting project. She gets up halfway through the film to use the bathroom and accidentally knocks over her bag and balls of yarn go rolling down the aisle in the empty movie theatre like tumbleweeds and you have to go running after them. I think I’d marry her.

[segamascott]

[byjove]

I love reading Wikipedia pages about random plants and animals before I go to bed at night. Oh, this plant likes swamps and fens? Me too.

[dogpuppy]

[mintsky420]

these miis are driving me nuts