Uhhhhh

G - 25 - England - 2w3

[frontierpsychopomp-deactivated2]

statement 42069. regarding the incident with your mom last night.

[whorgie]

i am an adult and i can log onto tumblr if i want to

[wrotten]

i identify as a bottle of red wine smashed on the tile floor of a grocery store

[themoskabot]

You: Sloppy Joes

Me, an intellectual: Untidy Josephs

[heckifiknowcomics]

Gotta love yourself

[grumpybearbutch]

me*suddenly is very very sad* me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[d0pefashi0n]

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

Biggfoot bare ass

[maxcomics]

Give ‘em whiplash

[trapcard]

Hi! I need your help. Can you give me .021 bitcoin for my pussy

[automatikteknicolour]

why does your cat need bitcoin anyway

[trapcard]

she’s starting a small business

[woodmeat]

Please brain

Can i have some serotonin??

[insomniac-arrest]

BB-8: beeps in any way

Poe Dameron:

[goon]

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen on twitter

[agustdsbaby]

when u see ur friends for the first time after washing ur hair with a new shampoo

[dalbirdy-deactivated20200626]

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[kant-deactivated20190908]

for 2017 im gonna fuck off 

[wildlifewednesdays]

[schweinsteigur-deactivated20151]

THEY LITERALLY HANG THEM UP TO DRY IN CRYING OH MY GOD

[quicksilverwracked]

WHY IS THIS NOT MY JOB?!?!

[kidchi]

THE NOISE