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gaslight gatekeep girlboss queer poc any prns

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[sailorsenshigifs]

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when people call me a bimbo i take it as a compliment because a bimbo is literally just a dumbass (affectionate) that gets bitches and that’s honestly life goals.

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dogs: woof

cats: meow

the thing under my bed that watches ever after high theory and analysis videos obsessively: i just think that apple white has a lot of nuance as a character and shouldn’t be judged so preemptively-

[discodeerdiary]

Gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr fake etymologist

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Did you know that when people say "hey dial it down" that's a reference to the old days of the internet when you'd "dial up" to get online and "dial down" to get off and touch grass

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When you say you're a "fan" of something it's because you "make it cool"

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr etymology fact checker

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You're gonna tell everyone I'm correct about everything right? *venmos you $30* *venmos you $50*

[weirdgirljulia]

Gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr investigative reporter focusing on etymology fact checking fraud

[discodeerdiary]

[calling my cousin in the mafia] Hey remember when you said you owe me one

[whorishmoon]

gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr misinformation checker except anything i find funny is automatically true

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call me they/they the way I be hitting that nae/nae